Author: Helen Paiba
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN: 9781509804979
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
This bright and varied selection of wonderfully entertaining stories by some of the very best writers for children is erfect for reading alone or aloud--and for dipping into time and time again. With stories from Dick King-Smith, Michael Bond, Philippa Gregory, Jacqueline Wilson and many more, this book will provide hours of fantastic fun.
This Book Just Ate My Dog!
Author: Richard Byrne
Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children
ISBN: 0192737309
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 33
Book Description
In this wonderfully inventive book, Bella is taking her dog for a stroll across the page but halfway across, he disappears! Unable to quite believe what's just happened Bella watches, transfixed, with changing emotions of surprise, indignation, moments of renewed hope (as the authorities arrive to take control) followed by shock (as they too succumb to the book's inexplicable behaviour) and finally action when Bella marches toward the dangerous middle of the book . . . only to disappear herself! At this point, the book has consumed its characters and it's down to the reader to step in to help. A note from Bella appears directly appealing for assistance and, with a rigorous shake, the characters reappear. Normality is restored and Bella is finally able to take her dog for an uninterrupted walk . . . or is she?!
Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children
ISBN: 0192737309
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 33
Book Description
In this wonderfully inventive book, Bella is taking her dog for a stroll across the page but halfway across, he disappears! Unable to quite believe what's just happened Bella watches, transfixed, with changing emotions of surprise, indignation, moments of renewed hope (as the authorities arrive to take control) followed by shock (as they too succumb to the book's inexplicable behaviour) and finally action when Bella marches toward the dangerous middle of the book . . . only to disappear herself! At this point, the book has consumed its characters and it's down to the reader to step in to help. A note from Bella appears directly appealing for assistance and, with a rigorous shake, the characters reappear. Normality is restored and Bella is finally able to take her dog for an uninterrupted walk . . . or is she?!
Funny Stories for 8 Year Olds
Author: Helen Paiba
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN: 9781509805013
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Funny Stories For 8 Year Olds is a right and varied selection of wonderfully entertaining stories by some of the very best writers for children. Perfect for reading alone or aloud - and for dipping into time and time againWith stories from Judy Blume, Anne Fine, Dick King Smith, Morris Glleitzman and many more, this book is hours of fantastic fun.
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN: 9781509805013
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Funny Stories For 8 Year Olds is a right and varied selection of wonderfully entertaining stories by some of the very best writers for children. Perfect for reading alone or aloud - and for dipping into time and time againWith stories from Judy Blume, Anne Fine, Dick King Smith, Morris Glleitzman and many more, this book is hours of fantastic fun.
This Book Will Not Be Fun
Author: Cirocco Dunlap
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0399550631
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 17
Book Description
*A 2018 Children's and Teen Choice Book Award Finalist! A mouse who acts as a careful custodian of his book tries to guarantee his reader some peace and order in spite of escalating chaos. For fans of The Book With No Pictures and This Book Just Ate My Dog! A book is no place for tomfoolery, and this mouse assures us that his book is to be no exception. Just please ignore that Word-Eating Flying Whale, and—oh, no, the lights have gone out. Wait, what is THAT?! Nothing to fear. Everything is under control. . . . Readers will delight as this charming yet uptight mouse is challenged and subverted by gloriously imaginative creatures that are like nothing you’ve ever seen. Will our little mouse succumb to the attractiveness of their overwhelming exuberance? Newcomer Cirocco Dunlap delivers an on-point debut picture-book text that dances outside the boundaries of its pages. Olivier Tallec breathes extra lunacy into this nutty little world with his absurdist palette and amusing forms.
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0399550631
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 17
Book Description
*A 2018 Children's and Teen Choice Book Award Finalist! A mouse who acts as a careful custodian of his book tries to guarantee his reader some peace and order in spite of escalating chaos. For fans of The Book With No Pictures and This Book Just Ate My Dog! A book is no place for tomfoolery, and this mouse assures us that his book is to be no exception. Just please ignore that Word-Eating Flying Whale, and—oh, no, the lights have gone out. Wait, what is THAT?! Nothing to fear. Everything is under control. . . . Readers will delight as this charming yet uptight mouse is challenged and subverted by gloriously imaginative creatures that are like nothing you’ve ever seen. Will our little mouse succumb to the attractiveness of their overwhelming exuberance? Newcomer Cirocco Dunlap delivers an on-point debut picture-book text that dances outside the boundaries of its pages. Olivier Tallec breathes extra lunacy into this nutty little world with his absurdist palette and amusing forms.
Funny Stories for Seven Year Olds
Author:
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 9780330349451
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 260
Book Description
A collection of 20 amusing stories from around the world. This book features stories from the past and from the present, and includes both classic tales and those less familiar.
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 9780330349451
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 260
Book Description
A collection of 20 amusing stories from around the world. This book features stories from the past and from the present, and includes both classic tales and those less familiar.
Funny Stories For 6 Year Olds Gross Out Book
Author: El Ninjo
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN: 1635018803
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 329
Book Description
El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!"
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN: 1635018803
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 329
Book Description
El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!"
Guide's Greatest Funny Stories
Author: Lori Peckham
Publisher: Review and Herald Pub Assoc
ISBN: 0812756851
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 139
Book Description
Laugh . . . and learn. The 30 stories in this collection will delight you while they enlighten you. Meet George, the big, tough kid at summer camp who finds he isn’t so tough after all. And disobedient Dan, who ends up losing his shorts . . . literally. And Kermit, a hotshot on the ski slope, who discovers a hilarious truth about pride and a fall. You’ll chuckle in surprise as rowdy Mary and Betsy watch their mother’s strange behavior in church. And when a practical joke intended for Charlie gets his three friends in a heap of trouble. And when Jack, who thinks a lie will cover his secret, wakes up to a squirmy surprise. And when sly Sally gets caught by the catch of the day. You’ll find yourself reading and retelling these stories to family, friends, and anyone who needs a good laugh . . . and a lesson.
Publisher: Review and Herald Pub Assoc
ISBN: 0812756851
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 139
Book Description
Laugh . . . and learn. The 30 stories in this collection will delight you while they enlighten you. Meet George, the big, tough kid at summer camp who finds he isn’t so tough after all. And disobedient Dan, who ends up losing his shorts . . . literally. And Kermit, a hotshot on the ski slope, who discovers a hilarious truth about pride and a fall. You’ll chuckle in surprise as rowdy Mary and Betsy watch their mother’s strange behavior in church. And when a practical joke intended for Charlie gets his three friends in a heap of trouble. And when Jack, who thinks a lie will cover his secret, wakes up to a squirmy surprise. And when sly Sally gets caught by the catch of the day. You’ll find yourself reading and retelling these stories to family, friends, and anyone who needs a good laugh . . . and a lesson.
FUNNY STORIES & JOKES FROM THE INTERNET
Author: AMERDON PRODUCTIONS
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1450030041
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 310
Book Description
Exceptionally compiled by Amerdon Productions, FUNNY STORIES & JOKES FROM THE INTERNET contains many stories and jokes that have been on the Internet. Aimed at bringing together in one place some of the best stories and jokes that have been circulating in cyberspace, this book will make you laugh, cry, and will hold your interest. This collection comes from the emails from thousands of people containing these stories and jokes—the best have been compiled, sanitized, and brought together in this volume to bring laughter to your face. A product of much time and effort, this book is set to give a unique piece of amusement to your heart.
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1450030041
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 310
Book Description
Exceptionally compiled by Amerdon Productions, FUNNY STORIES & JOKES FROM THE INTERNET contains many stories and jokes that have been on the Internet. Aimed at bringing together in one place some of the best stories and jokes that have been circulating in cyberspace, this book will make you laugh, cry, and will hold your interest. This collection comes from the emails from thousands of people containing these stories and jokes—the best have been compiled, sanitized, and brought together in this volume to bring laughter to your face. A product of much time and effort, this book is set to give a unique piece of amusement to your heart.