To Wee Or Not to Wee

Author: Pamela Butchart
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780857637727
Category : Children's stories, English
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
No Shakespeare plays were treated seriously in the making of this book... Four hilarious retellings of Shakespeare's plays.

The Wee Book of Calvin

Author: Bill Duncan
Publisher: Penguin UK
ISBN: 0141929391
Category : Literary Collections
Languages : en
Pages : 177

Book Description
A collection of essays and aphorisms about Scottish Calvinism. This is Scottish literary humour at its finest. 'A work of contemporary shamanism, with all the bluff, poetry, deranged humour, sleight-of-hand and real magic that implies.' Don Paterson. This is the first (and maybe the last) self-help guide that promises to make you feel a lot worse after you read it. A hilarious satire on freeze-dried mysticism and off-the-shelf enlightenment, it is also a haunting and lyrical reflection on places, voices and memories -- a literary journey into the heart of North-East darkness. 'A perfect evocation of Scotland's mysterious love affair with loss and sorrow. A powerful dram of Zen Calvinism.' Richard Holloway

I Need to Wee!

Author: Sue Hendra
Publisher: Aladdin
ISBN: 1481490397
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32

Book Description
From the authors of Cake and Norman the Slug comes another wacky, laugh-out-loud picture book about a very special dance we have all had to do at some point in our lives! Alan the Bear has a problem. A big one. He really, really needs to wee. But things keep on getting in his way. With the help of his friends and a special dance, will Alan make it to the toilet in time?

Wee Gillis

Author: Munro Leaf
Publisher: New York Review of Books
ISBN: 159017206X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 89

Book Description
A Caldecott Honor Book by the creators of the beloved Story of Ferdinand Wee Gillis lives in Scotland. He is an orphan, and he spends half of each year with his mother's people in the lowlands, while the other half finds him in the highlands with his father's kin. Both sides of Gillis's family are eager for him to settle down and adopt their ways. In the lowlands, he is taught to herd cattle, learning how to call them to him in even the heaviest of evening fogs. In the rocky highlands, he stalks stags from outcrop to outcrop, holding his breath so as not to make a sound. Wee Gillis is a quick study, and he soon picks up what his elders can teach him. And yet he is unprepared when the day comes for him to decide, once and for all, whether it will be the lowlands or the highlands that he will call his home. Robert Lawson and Munro Leaf's classic picture book is a tribute to the powers of the imagination and a triumph of the storyteller's and illustrator's art.

To Wee Or Not to Wee

Author: Pat Pollari
Publisher: Skylark
ISBN: 9780553484120
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 118

Book Description
Zaraband the Magnificent, a hypnotist, plants five words in Brian's brain that cause him to lose control of his bodily functions on cue, and all five appear in his lines as the star of "Romeo and Juliet." Original.

An Incomplete Book of Awesome Things

Author: Wee Society
Publisher: Clarkson Potter
ISBN: 0553459805
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 38

Book Description
A celebration some of the world’s most universally awesome (but perhaps overlooked) things: masking tape, tunnels, lava, argyle, elbows, and more. The incomplete compilation -- featuring beautifully minimal, vibrant illustrations -- was designed to boost kids’ vocabulary, share giggles, and spark conversations. You decide what’s awesome and what’s not — mauve? kiwis? snakes? — and come up with your own additions to the never finished list. Ideal for the holidays, new mothers, and happy occasions of all kinds, this is an imagination-building gift that toddlers will demand over and over again!

Baby Aliens Got My Teacher!

Author: Pamela Butchart
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780857632371
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
One day Izzy and her friends are surprised to find that their teacher, Miss Jones, is actually being nice to them. This is the woman who was caught secretly smiling when Maisie Miller fell off her chair. There can only be one conclusion - she's been taken over by aliens, and now she wants to make them all aliens too

Wee Little Lamb

Author: Lauren Thompson
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 9781416934691
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
This wee little lamb may be the shyest animal on the farm, but he is also one of the most lovable. Whether he learns it from the hoot of the wise old owl or the song of the jolly red robin, this wee little guy will see that being shy doesn't stop him from meeting a wee little friend.

Willie Wants to Wee-Wee

Author: Murray Ball
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781869436711
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 31

Book Description
A small boy wakes to the horror of wanting desperately to go to the toilet. He considers a number of options before remembering that the toilet is where he must go. A humorous book to share during toilet training of little ones, and a great deal of fun for older boys too.

I Really, Really Need a Wee!

Author: Karl Newson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781788817851
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 32

Book Description
Bush Baby is in a fix. She didn't need a wee before she left home - now she needs one right away! Uh-oh! But what will she do if there's just nowhere to go? A pant-wettingly funny tale of determination and self-awareness.