Dad Jokes Holiday Edition

Author: Jimmy Niro
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1728200210
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 66

Book Description
Dad Jokes: Yule love them! The perfect hilarious holiday stocking stuffer or white elephant gag gift for anyone on your list! May your days be punny and bright! When it comes to bad jokes, there's snowman like dad. Brace your elves for a winter punderland of the best dad jokes to make anyone sigh, groan, or roll their eyes! Filled with over 300 of the raddest and the daddest puns, quips, and cheesy one-liners, Dad Jokes Holiday Edition is the perfect way to sleigh this holiday season! Give the ultimate, laugh-out-loud dad jokes book that will make a wonderful funny Christmas gift or Hanukkah gift for dads, husbands, boyfriends, grandpas, or any pun lover this holiday season! Inside you'll find the merriest jokes on winter festivities, Hanukkah, Christmas, and New Year's, including knee-slappers like: Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? A: Because they're Santa's star bucks! There are always winners and lugers in the Winter Olympics. I love Christmas, but New Year's Eve is stressful for me. My doctor said I had something called "Auld Lanxiety." "Dad, I'm hungry. Will the latkes be long?" "No, they'll be round."

Dad Jokes Holiday Edition

Author: Andrew Hale
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781089906971
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 60

Book Description
Now you can annoy the family during the holiday season too! No one is safe from a dad joke. But these holiday-themed jokes are lit and will quickly remove any resting Grinch faces! It's snow joke, that this is the most pun-derful time of the year. Dad's greatest gift will not only be giving everyone his presence but also the present of a bad dad joke. With jokes related to Santa, winter, elves, trees and more there is something for everyone in this Dad Jokes Holiday Edition book. Get your copy as a gift or for yourself today.

Dad Jokes

Author: Jimmy Niro
Publisher: World's Best Dad Jokes Collection
ISBN: 9781492675372
Category : Fatherhood
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes

Dads Be Like

Author: Trey Kennedy
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780578414836
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 168

Book Description
Dads and dad jokes have been as much of an inseparable reality as Kardashians and athletes. Dads love trying to be funny. Emphasis on trying. I think it's time for an update. Starting on the Vine app in 2014, I posted my first dad video that went on to surpass 50 million views. I have been creating content online ever since with my dad character prominently featured. It has garnered hundreds of millions of views amongst several dozen different videos posted across social media. Taking the classic corny dad stereotype we all know and love, I "milliennialized" it through video. And now I'm doing it Christmas style through my first book. I hope you like it. If you don't, well then at least recycle it, Ebenezer. So as you turn the page to begin this Christmas edition dad book, may your reading be merry and bright. After all, 'tis the season to be swaggy.

Dad Jokes for New Dads

Author: Jimmy Niro
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1728205301
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 113

Book Description
The perfect Christmas gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal! With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children—and most importantly—embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, holiday stocking stuffers, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and "helpful" pro tips to help them get by! A funny white elephant gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life! Includes knee-slappers like: Q: What did the big beer name its baby? A: Micro brew. I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves! Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.

Dad Jokes

Author: Jimmy Niro
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Christmas
Languages : en
Pages : 90

Book Description
When it comes to bad jokes, there's snowman like Dad. Brace your elves for a winter punderland of the best dad jokes to make anyone sigh, groan, or roll their eyes! Filled with over 300 of the raddest and daddest puns, quips, and cheesy one-liners, Dad Jokes Holiday Edition is the perfect way to sleigh this holiday season!

Dad Jokes Christmas Special

Author: Arthur Fleck
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781713299622
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 37

Book Description
* Unique illustrations from award winning UK artist Ava Carlos * Old classics reimagined for the 21st Century family * Includes original material from up and coming comedian Arthur Fleck * A slice of this book's proceeds will be donated to charity this Holiday Season. Dad jokes. Do they make you laugh out loud or cringe with embarrassment? One thing's for sure, Dads are without doubt the most awful joke-tellers in the history of telling jokes! If the Dad (or man) in your life loves to tell groan inducing jokes then do yourself a favour this holiday season and give him the gift of laughter with this classic collection of family friendly 'so bad, they're good' Christmas jokes. At least now when he's telling a joke at an inappropriate time or totally ruining the punchline, Dad has some quality material to work with and maybe, just maybe turn an embarrassing moment into genuine LOLZ! The perfect gift for the man who has everything... (except the kid's respect) Oh, and if that wasn't enough, did we mention that for every amazing review we receive, a slice of the proceeds from this book will go to charity! If you have a favourite charity that's close to your heart let us know in your feedback comments and we'll add it to our shortlist. Happy Holidays!

Best Kids' Christmas Jokes Ever!

Author: Highlights
Publisher: Highlights Press
ISBN: 1644721201
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 130

Book Description
Ho, ho, ho-larious jokes for kids! This entertaining holiday-themed joke collection will keep kids 6 and up laughing all season long. Curated by the editors at Highlights, Best Kids' Christmas Jokes Ever contains over 500 age-appropriate, hilarious jokes in a variety of types, like riddles, knock-knocks and more. What did the dog say to the Christmas tree? My bark is louder than yours! This humor collection features hundreds of clever jokes as well as hilarious black-and-white cartoons to round out the fun. These wholesome jokes will appeal to kids' sense of humor and are great for sharing at school, play dates or parties. With jokes about Santa, reindeer, Christmas carols and more, kids will amuse themselves—and their friends and family—with this jolly joke book. Joke books encourage kids to read for fun and provide screen-free entertainment for road trips, rainy days and more—a great option for reluctant readers! Plus, sharing jokes with friends and family isn’t just fun; wordplay found in jokes and riddles boosts young readers’ language skills. Telling jokes also helps kids build confidence and social-emotional skills to help them succeed in school.

101 Dad Jokes

Author: Elias Hill
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781977645210
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
Here we go again. The dad jokes are back but this time we are making it a bit festive by only including dad jokes related to the holiday season. Get this humorous 101 Dad Jokes: Christmas Edition book today if you want to read dads' take on gift exchanges, Santa, the reindeer and holiday traditions. All of these jokes are family-friendly so everyone can enjoy 101 Dad Jokes: Christmas Edition together. Get dad what he really wants this Christmas and all year round - more jokes to annoy everyone with!

101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes

Author: Elias Hill
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781973749127
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off. In any event, 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day!