F My Life World Tour

Author: Maxime Valette
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101589132
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 95

Book Description
Painfully awkward. Hilariously honest. Best of all, it happened to someone else. It’s a fact of life: No matter how lame, embarrassing, or downright crappy your day has been, someone else, somewhere on earth, has had it worse. F My Life World Tour collects the best of life’s most horrible moments, shared by people around the globe on the phenomenally popular FMyLife.com, which now gets more than 2 million hits per day, from Italy to Indonesia and Pakistan to Peru. If you’ve ever said “F my life,” get ready to feel a little better—at someone else’s expense. Includes never-before-seen entries submitted to FMyLife.com

F My Life World Tour

Author: Maxime Valette
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 0399160108
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

F My Life

Author: Maxime Valette
Publisher: Villard
ISBN: 0345520114
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 290

Book Description
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don’t have a text messaging plan. I paid 25 cents to get fired. Your girlfriend dumped you, your car broke down, your boss passed you up for the big promotion. Life’s not fair, but there is one sure-fire way to ease your pain–laughing at someone else who had an even worse day than you did. Enter the devastatingly funny world of F My Life, where calamity is comedy. Covering every disastrous pratfall in love, work, family-life, and more, F My Life proffers other people’s ruinous, real-life happenings to brighten your gloomiest day: someone getting dumped through a greeting card, ignored at their birthday party, or insulted by their own grandmother. Spanning everything from ironic twists of fate to down-right shameful moments, F My Life’s squirm-inducing stories are schadenfreude at its finest. So today, take solace in knowing that at least you’re not that guy. There now, don’t you feel better? Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 Playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said “That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream.”

Summer Tour

Author: B. Elizabeth Beck
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 328

Book Description
Summer Adventure with Phish. Follow these characters as they jump on the train for Summer Tour '19. When Sam Abernathy spends the summer in Maywood, Ohio in the Calico House with his Aunt Karen, he meets a group of phans who change his life. Chris serves as Captain, ala Neal Cassady. Claire is an artist who installs her work at SPAC. Taylor is a poet and Alex holds down the group as wise sage. Augmented with set lists and detailed show accounts, this piece of fiction reads like memoir. A must-read for any Phish Phan.

F My Life World Tour

Author: Maxime Valette
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781853758683
Category : Conduct of life
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Humour.

Everywhere, Always

Author: Jennifer Ann Shore
Publisher: Jennifer Ann Shore
ISBN: 9781736067239
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 236

Book Description
When Avery Miller wakes up in her hospital room, it's to a life she didn't expect, want, or ever imagine for herself. She's barely given time to mourn the death of her mother as she's introduced to her new family-a father she never knew existed, a stepmother she didn't want, and a brother who gave himself the job of being her enthusiastic best friend and overbearing protector before they even met. All it takes is one car accident to change the trajectory of seventeen-year-old Avery's life forever, ripping her from the brink of poverty in Pennsylvania and tossing her into a new life in a penthouse apartment in the middle of New York City. The visible marks on her skin are a tangible reminder of the pain she's gone through, but it's Ethan, the guy who lives one floor below and has a Shakespeare quote for every occasion, who helps her overcome loss, find herself again, and fall in love.

My Life with Deth

Author: David Ellefson
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1476728224
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 256

Book Description
David Ellefson is the cofounder and bassist of Megadeth, one of the world's most popular heavy metal bands.

A Shelter for Sadness

Author: Anne Booth
Publisher: Holiday House
ISBN: 1682634280
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40

Book Description
This poignant and heartwarming story explores the many faces of sadness and addresses the importance of mental health in a child-friendly way. A small boy creates a shelter for his sadness so that he can visit it whenever he needs to, and the two of them can cry, talk, or just sit. The boy knows that one day his sadness may come out of the shelter, and together they will look out at the world and see how beautiful it is. In this timely consideration of emotional wellbeing, Anne Booth has created a beautiful depiction of allowing time and attention for difficult feelings. Stunningly atmospheric illustrations by David Litchfield personify sadness as a living being, allowing young readers to more easily connect with the story's themes of emotional literacy.

Babar's World Tour

Author: Laurent de Brunhoff
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780810997561
Category : Babar (Fictitious character)
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Babar's family is off on a world tour! First stop is Italy where they learn to say "Buon giorno! Hello!" After that, it's off to Germany, Spain, Russia, India, Japan and Thailand. Then Mexico, the Southwest United States, Egypt, Antarctica, and, of course, France.

Playing the Matrix

Author: Mike Dooley
Publisher: Hay House, Inc
ISBN: 1401950620
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 218

Book Description
From the New York Times bestselling author of Infinite Possibilities and Life on Earth Playing the Matrix is a master class for creating the life you want to live. Tried and true, delivered and perfected over a decade while being shared live with tens of thousands of students in 132 cities, in 34 countries, upon 6 continents. This is Mike Dooley’s advanced course on living deliberately and creating consciously. The concepts he shares were born of material he’s delivered to live audiences the world over, culminating in his most impactful, most transformational program ever. Now, for the first time in 17 years of touring, these ideas are to be shared in book form. At the heart of the Matrix lies a simple yet highly unexpected concept for creating major life change that’s unlike anything shared by other teachers, past and present. It clearly reveals why “manifesting” sometimes works with incredible ease, why it sometimes doesn’t work at all, and why, on occasion, it works, and yet in hindsight we wish it hadn’t. Readers will not only learn about the “Bermuda Triangle of Manifesting” that too often leads to heartbreak and loss, they’ll learn how to navigate around it, under full sail, with their own new “a-ha” moments that will teach them: • How to achieve clarity in purpose and desire and thereby avoid contradictions and self-sabotage • How to fuel their dreams with passion while not attaching to unimportant details and outcomes • How to plan and take action on their dreams without “messing with the cursed how’s”! And so much more...