No-one Ever Has Sex on Holiday: A Totally Hilarious Summer Read

Author: Tracy Bloom
Publisher: Bookouture
ISBN: 9781838880262
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 230

Book Description
Get ready to enjoy your first holiday abroad with small children. Highlights include: being woken at 5 every morning and working a gruelling day in 30-degree heat chasing kids around the pool with a bottle of sunscreen. Added features: screaming during mealtimes and toddlers moaning about sand. Absolutely no sex guaranteed or your money back! Katy and Ben and their four closest friends are going to Spain for a week with their kids. Sun, sex and sangria? Almost certainly not. The couples think they are prepared for all the joys and trials a family holiday has to offer but they have a shock coming, and not only from the kids. Into their first day by the pool crashes Ollie, who has just been dumped by his girlfriend, and Cassie, on her hen party holiday but having serious doubts about her impending marriage. A recipe for a relaxing week abroad? Let's wait and see... From the no. 1 bestselling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this is the perfect book to read on the beach - either with or without small children. Perfect for fans of Nick Spalding, Marian Keyes and Gill Sims. Readers love No-one Ever Has Sex on Holiday! 'One of the funniest books I've read this year... I found myself laughing out loud... A fantasticholiday read.' Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars 'A laugh-out-loud romp that had me in literal stitches from start to finish.' Goodreads Reviewer 'Five stars are really not enough for this fantastic book but in the absence of anything more I would just like to say to people reading this review "Read it, you won't regret it."' Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars 'A perfect holiday read.' Goodreads Reviewer 'Totally enjoyable, perfect for the beach!... Loved it, made me laugh from start to finish.' Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars 'Laugh-out-loud funny... If you are a parent this book will speak to you.' Goodreads Reviewer 'Completely fabulous, utterly funny and I think something parents everywhere will really be able to relate to... Utterly hilarious, completely compelling.' Rachel's Random Reads, 5 stars

People We Meet on Vacation

Author: Emily Henry
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1984806750
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 401

Book Description
From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Book Lovers and Beach Read comes a sparkling novel that will leave you with the warm, hazy afterglow usually reserved for the best vacations. Two best friends. Ten summer trips. One last chance to fall in love. Poppy and Alex. Alex and Poppy. They have nothing in common. She’s a wild child; he wears khakis. She has insatiable wanderlust; he prefers to stay home with a book. And somehow, ever since a fateful car share home from college many years ago, they are the very best of friends. For most of the year they live far apart—she’s in New York City, and he’s in their small hometown—but every summer, for a decade, they have taken one glorious week of vacation together. Until two years ago, when they ruined everything. They haven't spoken since. Poppy has everything she should want, but she’s stuck in a rut. When someone asks when she was last truly happy, she knows, without a doubt, it was on that ill-fated, final trip with Alex. And so, she decides to convince her best friend to take one more vacation together—lay everything on the table, make it all right. Miraculously, he agrees. Now she has a week to fix everything. If only she can get around the one big truth that has always stood quietly in the middle of their seemingly perfect relationship. What could possibly go wrong? Named a Most Anticipated Book of 2021 by Newsweek ∙ Oprah Magazine ∙ The Skimm ∙ Marie Claire ∙ Parade ∙ The Wall Street Journal ∙ Chicago Tribune ∙ PopSugar ∙ BookPage ∙ BookBub ∙ Betches ∙ SheReads ∙ Good Housekeeping ∙ BuzzFeed ∙ Business Insider ∙ Real Simple ∙ Frolic ∙ and more!

No-One Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day

Author: Tracy Bloom
Publisher: Bookouture
ISBN: 9781786812582
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 296

Book Description
Don't you always plan the perfect Christmas? Don't you always think it will be the best one ever? And doesn't something always come along and screw it up? Katy's been stuck in the office away from her family so she wants it all: snow (fake or real), the Michael BublE Christmas album, whatever it takes. There's only one thing missing as far as her husband Ben is concerned: another baby to complete their family. But Katy isn't so sure she's ready yet... Ben may be playing the role of Master Elf in the pre-school nativity but he is struggling to master his own family life. With romantically-challenged friends, an ex who refuses to go away and Katy's mum's 64-year-old toy boy thrown into the mix, Christmas looks like it could be going off the rails... Never mind family planning, can Katy and Ben even plan to make it to the end of Christmas Day? From the no. 1 bestselling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this book will make you cry with laughter, and then book your flights abroad for the festive season. Perfect for fans of Marian Keyes, Sophie Kinsella and Milly Johnson. Praise for Tracy Bloom: 'I utterly adored this book. It's extremely funny and has your eyes bulging out in excitement waiting for the next page... It's emotional in every different way possible and really will have you not wanting to put it down.' The Book Geek Wears Pyjamas, 5 stars 'This has to be one of my favourite and most memorable books I've read this year.' Book Drunk, 5 stars 'Wow!... a real page turner!... will be looking forward to hearing much more from this author in the future!' Fabulous Book Fiend, 5 stars 'In the first few sentences the book had captured my attention and I was glued to the scenes that were unfolding before me... I was bursting out with laughter, and on more than one occasion I was asked by others what was so hilarious! But it's not only very funny, it is also very heart-felt and full of emotion too... truly fantastic... I honestly cannot wait for Tracy Bloom to bring out another!' Megan Reading In The Sunshine, 5 stars 'Within the first few pages I was already laughing out loud... I continuously switched opinions on how it would or should end so it definitely kept me on my toes... I look forward to more from this author!' V Family Fun, 5 stars 'Hilarious... addictive to read... I was touched by these characters and their journeys.' Novelicious 'This hilarious book will sweep you up in its sheer brilliance.' Marie Claire 'Loved this book. Tracy Bloom had me in stitches. Again.' Milly Johnson

No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday

Author: Tracy Bloom
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 1473506042
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 354

Book Description
A very funny romantic novel (... and no. 1 ebook bestseller) Childhood sweethearts Matthew and Katy agree they must never see each other again following a school reunion. So all is forgotten ... until eight months later when a shock meeting at an antenatal class forces them to confront the fact that Matthew could be the father of Katy's baby. Love and life are messy, but Katy and Matthew take things to a whole new level as deep emotions begin to resurface and hormones run riot. Never has a one-night-stand led to such chaos!

The Night When No One Had Sex

Author: Kalena Miller
Publisher: Albert Whitman & Company
ISBN: 0807556327
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 229

Book Description
2022 Minnesota Book Award Winner A sex-positive all-in-one-night romp told from four different perspectives. It's the night of senior prom, and eighteen-year-old Julia has made a pact with her friends. (Yes, that kind of pact.) They have secured a secluded cabin in the woods, one night without parental supervision, and plenty of condoms. But as soon as they leave the dance, the pact begins to unravel. Alex's grandmother is undergoing emergency surgery, and he and his date rush to the hospital. Zoe’s trying to figure out how she feels about getting off the waitlist at Yale—and how to tell her girlfriend. Madison’s chronic illness flares, holding her back once again from being a normal teenager. And Julia’s fantasy-themed role play gets her locked in a closet. Alternating between each character’s perspective and their ridiculous group chat, The Night When No One Had Sex finds a group of friends navigating the tenuous transition into adulthood and embracing the uncertainty of life after high school.

Santa's Secret Sex Journal: Jolly Adventures

Author: Seth Kinstle
Publisher: Seth Kinstle
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 61

Book Description
If you're looking for a great Christmas gift you found the best piece of magic on the market. It's looks perfect under a Christmas tree or thrown on the lap of a stranger. Santa has a secret past that no one has ever heard about. Unwrap the true story of the very real Santa Clause in this indecent mashup of insane cartoony ramblings. Discover the truth of the Santa Clause corporation along with everything that makes it prosper. Unmask the messiah Jesus Christ to pay a testament to the wretched things he's done. When the holiday spirit runs deep, you'll find Santa beneath the dirt chugging diarrhea in a sewer. All his precious secrets are exposed in this mind boggling unbelievable autobiography of the one and only man in red. From his outlandish love affairs to his triumphant fetishes. See the man you know and love like never before. Including top secret details of his passionate body on body friction with Mrs. Clause. Take a look into his bedroom to see what's really going on in the life of a super human so jolly he can't help but be irresistibly attractive.

Family Explicit Sex Stories - The Dirtiest Collection of 150 Taboo Short Tales

Author: Aminah Ashley
Publisher: Ronnie Butler
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 1595

Book Description
Read and experiences the adventures of the submissive stunning females as they submit every inch of their breathtaking bodies, relinquishing control of their most intimate part……..……..to multiple men!! 150 stories of your secret desires! Keywords: short sex stories, erotica short stories, free erotica books, older man younger woman, victorian erotica, historical erotica, multiple partners, first time erotica, virgin erotica, free eroctica, sex, erotic domination, submission, humiliation, punishment, humiliated, punished, bondage, spanked, spanking, vibrator, dildo, erotic breeding, bareback, ebooks series, schoolgirl, young teen, girl, teenager, examination, lgbt, cuckold, anal, toy, rough, sexy short erotica, xxx, taboo, wife, fuck, hot, lesbian, toys, sister step, sexy women, milf collection, 18, dp, books, daddy erotika, gay, erotic, butt, men, dirty, big black cock, sex, forced, mommy, her, bisexual, romance, for, sexy, dick, menage, first time, adult, fiction, bdsm, interracial, bisexual, milf short erotica, xxx adults, sexy women, filthy, best taboo, mommy, virgin, smut, collection, compilation, anthology, anal, daddy, bbw porn, bbw sex, free BBW, xxx bbw, adult short stories free, box set, threesome, threesome erotica, threesome bundle, threesome collection, taboo, forbidden, kinky, sexy, man of the house, erotica, erotic stories, bundle, collection, anthology.

The Perfect Gentleman

Author: Imran Ahmad
Publisher: Center Street
ISBN: 1455510459
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 277

Book Description
Both deliciously funny and deeply insightful, THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN is a beguiling multi-layered memoir that has touched the hearts of readers all over the world. At the age of one, Imran Ahmad moved from Pakistan to London, growing up torn between his Islamic identity and his desire to embrace the West. Join Imran in his lifelong struggle against corruption and injustice, and as he grapples with some of Life's most profound questions. What does God do exactly? Do you automatically go to Hell for following the wrong religion? How do you persuade a beautiful woman to become your girlfriend (and would driving a Jaguar XJS help?) Can you maintain a James Bond persona without the vodka, cigarettes and women - even whilst your parents are trying to arrange your marriage? Imran's unimagined journey makes thoughtful, compelling, and downright delightful reading. With a unique style and unflinching honesty, THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN addresses serious issues in an extraordinarily light way, and will leave readers both thinking deeply and laughing out loud.

Good Medicine and Good Music

Author: David Hursh
Publisher: McFarland
ISBN: 0786454644
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 221

Book Description
Alice Morgan Person (1840-1913) was a colorful North Carolinian. Born wealthy and married well, she fell into hardship after the Civil War but remarkably overcame it by marketing her own patent medicine and playing and sharing her arrangements of folk tunes. Presented here is her previously unpublished autobiography as well as a detailed account of her life based on new research and first-hand accounts. Her place in the histories of American patent medicine and southern folk music are discussed.

The Journal of Education

Author:
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Education
Languages : en
Pages : 864

Book Description