Life Is Short and Then You Die

Author: Kelley Armstrong
Publisher: Imprint
ISBN: 125019640X
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 320

Book Description
Life Is Short and Then You Die is the Mystery Writers of America's first teen anthology, edited by #1 New York Times bestselling author Kelley Armstrong. Adolescence is a time of “firsts.” First kiss. First love. First loss. First job. The first taste of adult responsibilities, and the first look at an independent life away from both the restrictions and the security of home. And in this case, a very different type of “first”: murder. This short story collection of murder mysteries adds a sinister spin to the joy and pain of firsts that have always been a major part of life, whether it be high school cliques who take the term “backstabbing” too seriously, stumbling upon a body on the way home from school, or receiving a Snapchat message that promises something deadly. Contributors include Barry Lyga, Caleb Roehrig, Emmy Laybourne, Jonathan Maberry, R.L. Stine, Rachel Vincent, Y.S. Lee, and more! An Imprint Book

And Then You Die

Author: Michael Dibdin
Publisher: Vintage Crime/Black Lizard
ISBN: 0307424804
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 194

Book Description
Having survived an explosive assassination attempt, Italian police detective Aurelio Zen finds himself convalescing at a Tuscan seaside resort town, where he is under orders to lie low until he is to testify at a much-anticipated Mafia trial. The quiet—and the boredom are relieved by the pleasant distraction of the beautiful Gemma, but just when he feels he is getting somewhere with her, a the discovery of corpse in his usual lounge chair brings his holiday to an abrupt end. Convinced that the Mafia has finally located him, the police put Zen on the move again, in startling directions. And Then You Die, Michael Dibdin’s latest installment in the Aurelio Zen series, is a wicked, twisting tale that pits Zen against invisible assassins and the possibility of forced retirement. As the plot unfolds, and Zen ponders his uncertain future, bodies are stacking up around him. And Then You Die is another exceptionally surprising, consistently funny triumph from a master of the genre.

And Then You Die

Author: Iris Johansen
Publisher: Bantam
ISBN: 0553898221
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 354

Book Description
She expected sunshine and balmy breezes. What she saw was everyone's worst nightmare. Bess Grady has heard the unmistakable sound before. She knows what it means. But not even the eerie lament of the howling dogs can prepare her for what has taken place in the small village. The seasoned photojournalist had been sent there on an easy assignment, and now she has stumbled upon something she was never meant to see. Amid chaos and fear, she joins forces with an intimidating stranger, a man whose alliances are unclear but whose methods have a way of leaving bodies in his wake. For what she has witnessed is only the first stage in a plan of terror that may kill us all. And she has no choice but to stop it—or die trying....

... and Then You Die of Dysentery

Author: Lauren Reeves
Publisher: Dey Street Books
ISBN: 1328624390
Category : Games & Activities
Languages : en
Pages : 123

Book Description
A quirky, nostalgic send-up to the Oregon Trail computer game, featuring snarky and hard-earned life lessons from the trail. Pack your wagons, find your ride-or-(literally) die friends, and roll up to Matt's General Store with a sack of cash--it's time to hit the Oregon Trail, twenty-first-century style ...And Then You Die of Dysentery is the perfect send-up to the sometimes frustrating, always entertaining, and universally beloved Oregon Trail computer game. Featuring a four-color design in the game's iconic 8-bit format, alongside pop culture references galore, the book offers 50 humorous, snarky lessons gleaned from the game's most iconic moments, including gems such as: --Suffering from exhaustion is a real thing. (It's not just PR code for why a celebrity went to rehab.) --If you hunt too frequently in one area, game will become scarce. (The first signs of gentrification ) --Invite your sweetie to cuddle with you while looking up at the stars. (The night sky was the original Netflix & Chill. Step 1: Loosen up Orion's belt...) With its laugh-out-loud commentary and its absurdist nostalgia, ...And Then You Die of Dysentery is the ultimate trip down memory lane ... all the way to the Willamette Valley.

After You Die

Author: Ramin Nazer
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780996585200
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 40

Book Description
If you are reading this, then you are alive. Congratulations! The bad news: This is only temporary. You are going to die. It could be today, it could be in a hundred years. That part will be a surprise. Don't feel bad about it though, everyone dies. I don't claim to know what happens after you die. These are just different models that I like to entertain.

One Minute After You Die

Author: Erwin W. Lutzer
Publisher: Moody Publishers
ISBN: 0802479561
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 158

Book Description
One minute after you die, you will either be elated or terrified-and it will be too late to reroute your travel plans. When you slip behind the parted curtain, your life will not be over. Rather, it will be just beginning-in a place of unimaginable bliss or indescribable gloom. One Minute After You Die opens a window on eternity with a simple and moving explanation of what the Bible teaches about death. Bestselling author Erwin Lutzer urges readers to study what the Bible says on this critical subject, bringing a biblical and pastoral perspective to such issues as: Channeling, reincarnation, and near-death experiences, What heaven will be like The justice of eternal punishment The death of a child Trusting in God's providence Preparing for your own final moment

Life Sucks and Then You Die

Author: Todd Harris Goldman
Publisher: Running Press
ISBN: 9780762443024
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Ah, life. Generally speaking, it is a gift to celebrate. But when you get down to the specifics, a lot of it sucks! Inside, pop-artist extraordinaire Todd Goldman delightfully disses the daily dilemmas of life—from flat tires to getting fired; from getting food caught in your teeth to getting caught picking your nose—with snappy illustrations and pithy punchlines. With over 100 sharply satiric gags about all those things that get your goat, this book will help take the bite out of life.

This Is How You Die

Author: Matthew Bennardo
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
ISBN: 1455529400
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 398

Book Description
If a machine could predict how you would die, would you want to know? This is the tantalizing premise of This Is How You Die, the brilliant follow-up anthology to the self-published bestseller, Machine of Death. THIS IS HOW YOU DIE Stories of the Inscrutable, Infallible, Inescapable Machine of Death The machines started popping up around the world. The offer was tempting: with a simple blood test, anyone could know how they would die. But the machines didn't give dates or specific circumstances-just a single word or phrase. DROWNED, CANCER, OLD AGE, CHOKED ON A HANDFUL OF POPCORN. And though the predictions were always accurate, they were also often frustratingly vague. OLD AGE, it turned out, could mean either dying of natural causes, or being shot by an elderly, bedridden man in a botched home invasion. The machines held onto that old-world sense of irony in death: you can know how it's going to happen, but you'll still be surprised when it does. This addictive anthology--sinister, witty, existential, and fascinating--collects the best of the thousands of story submissions the editors received in the wake of the success of the first volume, and exceeds the first in every way.

Life is Hard Then You Die

Author: S. A. Dickinson
Publisher: Rian Jaskowiak
ISBN: 9781733536707
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 34

Book Description
A book of sad, little truths, for our soft, little youths. Dickinson presents us with a coming-of-age satire, resetting the bar for Millennials and future generations in an ever-growing world of misplaced and unrealized expectations. From bullying to blame, from disappointment to death, this water-colored work tackles many of life's greatest tragedies while teaching us not to despair.

You Die When You Die

Author: Angus Watson
Publisher: Hachette+ORM
ISBN: 0316317373
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 439

Book Description
You die when you die . . . You can't change your fate -- so throw yourself into battle, because you'll either win or wake up drinking mead in the halls of your ancestors. That's what Finn's people believe. But Finn wants to live. When his settlement is massacred by a hostile nation, Finn plus several friends and rivals must make their escape across a brutal, unfamiliar landscape, and to survive, Finn will fight harder than he's ever fought before. The David Gemmell Award-nominated author of Age of Iron returns with You Die When You Die -- an epic fantasy adventure in which a mismatched group of refugees battle animals and monsters, determined assassins, an unforgiving land and each other as they cross a continent to fulfil a prophecy. "I loved every second of it . . . More please, as soon as is humanly possible!." -- The Eloquent Page "Hugely entertaining." -- SFX "A rip-roaring, swiftly paced adventure set in a sprawling and beautifully detailed world . . . sure to win the devotion of plenty of fans." -- RT Book Reviews "The first book in Watson's new fantasy trilogy is raw, violent, and gritty . . . You Die When You Dieblurs the lines between hero and villain into who lives and who dies. He who survives another day wins for the moment; tomorrow might be another story." -- Booklist