Electric Boogaloo

Author: Justin Heimberg
Publisher: Seven Footer Press
ISBN: 9780974043937
Category : Games & Activities
Languages : en
Pages : 188

Book Description
From the authors of the blockbuster hitWould You Rather...' comes another collection of over 300 absurd alternatives and deranged dilemmas. Filled with wacky wit, irreverent humor, and twisted pop culture references,Would You Rather 2: Electric Boogaloo asks you to ponder questions such as: Would you rather . . . be a siamese twin connected at the lips or at the soles of your feet? Would you rather . . . have your hostage negotiator be Ozzy Osbourne or Jessica Simpson? Would you rather . . . have your cellphone ring function set on "Taser" or "Airhorn"?

Would You Rather... ? the Big Book

Author: Justin Heimberg
Publisher: Seven Footer Press
ISBN: 9781934734438
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 428

Book Description
Since the publication of the first Would You Rather...' title in 1997, Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg have gone forth to spawn a franchise that shows no signs of slowing down or growing old. In this hilariously hefty addition to the series, the authors have created more than 1,500 all-new, never-before-published questions that will have regular readers and newcomers alike laughing out loud as they ponder the often outrageous, sometimes sinful, usually unusual, and unfailingly uproarious questions posed.

What's Your Price... ?

Author: Justin Heimberg
Publisher: Seven Footer Press
ISBN: 9780978817862
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 188

Book Description
Everyone has his or her price; this book attempts to determine what that price is. Authors David Gomberg and Justin Heimberg are sure that at least some readers will eat their own cats or dogs, but how much would they have to be paid for the privilege? And going to Starbucks in a thong and pasties would require how much of a payoff: $1,000? $10,000? This droll book is an instant conversation-starter that also holds up a mirror to readers' hidden selves.

What Would You Be...?

Author: Justin Heimberg
Publisher: Seven Footer Press
ISBN: 9780978817855
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 184

Book Description
This delightful book challenges readers with such pressing questions as: If you were a three-course meal, what would you be? How about if you were a song from the '80s? If your mom were a weather forecast, what would she be? The book stretches those metaphor muscles along with the imagination in both solo settings and, most enjoyable, group gatherings. What Would You Be? is a game book that asks readers to look at themselves and each other in a new way.

Would You Rather... ?'s Mindf*cks

Author: Justin Heimberg
Publisher: Seven Footer Press
ISBN: 9781934734018
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 196

Book Description
For those who enjoy messing with other people's heads -- or who wish to channel his or her inner performance artist -- this irreverent guide is the perfect companion. It contains 1,000 off-the-wall things to do in over 50 locations, all of which are guaranteed to disturb or disgust those unfortunate enough to be nearby. From conducting a job interview in interpretive dance to ending a relationship with the help of a big foam "You're #1" finger, Mindf*cks makes the most of any mundane situation.

Would You Rather... ?'s Read It and Wipe

Author: Justin Heimberg
Publisher: Seven Footer Press
ISBN: 9781934734100
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 230

Book Description
Giving new meaning to the term "bathroom humor,"Would You Rather . . .' Read It and Wipe is the first book of comedy written and edited specifically to be read on the throne. The book features cutting-edge wit (both highbrow and lowbrow) at lengths perfect for lounging in the loo. Contributors include masters of the short and funny,Would You Rather . . .' authors Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg, as well as some of their witty and famous friends. Included is the soon-to-be-famous "Doodie Log"!

Would You Rather--?

Author: Justin Heimberg
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780760781128
Category : American wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 260

Book Description
Here comes the Ultimate Challenge for any fan of the irreverent, with the largest collection of Would You Rather ...? questions ever bound into one volume. You will find yourself between the rockiest of rocks and the hardest of hard places as you consider these mind-blowing dilemmas!

Would You Rather... ? Overstuffed

Author: Justin Heimberg
Publisher: Seven Footer Press
ISBN: 9781934734049
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 426

Book Description
The comic phenomenon known as theWould You Rather...' series finds its ultimate expression in this enormous compilation of deranged dilemmas -- more than 1,500 in nearly 500 pages! -- accompanied by zany illustrations, games, and comedic riffs. Authors Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg draw on everything from movies and music to food and drink in this collection that's perfect for groups, parties, or the lone reader who wants a good laugh.

Would You Rather... ?: Pop Culture Edition

Author: Justin Heimberg
Publisher: Seven Footer Press
ISBN: 9780974043975
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 188

Book Description
The demented minds that created the original Would You Rather...? collection and its best-selling follow-up, Would You Rather...?: Love and Sex, are back with even more preposterous predicaments and irreverent inquiries. Plumbing the depths of the current zeitgeist, Would You Rather...?: Pop Culture Edition is packed with over 300 wickedly funny -- and deceptively thought-provoking -- questions regarding sex, celebrities, hot trends, newsmakers, movies, video games, household products, and unusual combinations thereof. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death with Lite-Brite pegs or be assassinated by Cabbage Patch Dolls? Would you rather fight The Rock or fifteen clones of Barbara Bush to the death? Would you rather have phone sex with the Moviefone guy or Jar Jar Binks? Ideal for parties and road trips, these weighty philosophical questions are also perfect for moments of solitary reflection.

Pornification

Author: Andrew Benjamin
Publisher: Seven Footer Press
ISBN: 9780974043968
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 228

Book Description
Even those who do not partake in the consumption of pornography -- all 4 of you -- have to appreciate the artistry of porn titles. Who doesn't smile when they hear Good Will Humping or The Sperminator? If not for the imagery, for the wordplay. In the spirit of the great pornographic punsters comes Pornification, a book of over 500 hypothetical pornified titles, along with quizzes, games and challenges to come up with your own pornifications. The golden rule of pornification states . . . "For every legit movie, there exists (at least theoretically) a porn version of that movie." There's something for everyone, from Cold Mountin' to The Fast and Bicurious to Malcolm XXX, so open up and enjoy!