Sweep Her Off Her Feet

Author: Jamie Reidy
Publisher: HumorOutcasts Press
ISBN: 9780999412763
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 82

Book Description
CALLING ALL MOMS, AUNTS, SISTERS, COUSINS AND GAL PALS! This book just might save a guy you love from death by dust inhalation. Got a soon-to-be college graduate, fella moving out of his parents' house, or a recently divorced man in your life? You know, a clueless single dude who truly believes that his toilet bowl cleans itself? This book is for him. Sweep Her Off Her Feet gives my cleaning-challenged compadre funny, yet practical instructions for quickly getting his place date-ready. It even provides the list of weapons he will carry into battle against the dark and dirty forces that have invaded his castle. Kitchen? "Open the fridge. Throw out anything you don't immediately remember buying, won't pass the whiff test or has condensation inside the bottle." Bathroom? "Remember, women use TP every time they go. Every time. You're gonna need a back up roll, brother. Also, spend the extra ten seconds it takes to place the roll on the actual toilet paper dispenser. This, by itself, will distinguish you from 90% of the guys she ever dated." Testimonial: "I wish he had this book forty years ago" - Jamie's Mom (probably referring to his brother, Patrick, tbh) Jamie Reidy is an author and recovering slob. His first book served as the basis for the movie Love and Other Drugs, starring Jake Gyllenhaal as "Jamie." (Jamie really likes typing that sentence.)

Swept Off My Feet

Author: Ines Bautista-Yao
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781978093751
Category : Ballet
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
"Why my life sucks by Geri Lazaro: 1. My dad left when I was a kid. 2. My mom is in love (insert eye roll). 3. With a guy who is like 10 years younger than her! 4. My friends think he's hot. (Gross) 5. I love ballet but our dance studio has a leak and we have to dance in this smelly studio that doubles as an aikido dojo. 6. There's this Dojo guy who thinks the studio belongs to him. 7. Friends think Dojo guy is cute. (Ew.) (Okay, objectively maybe but still, ew.) 8. I'm failing algebra. 9. Need to quit either basketball or ballet. Or both. 10. Dojo guy keeps showing up! (Fine, he does aikido in the same building but whatever.) 11. Dojo guy is asking me to dance with him. And maybe he is as cute as my friends say. 12. I don't know what to do anymore!"--Back cover.

Swept off Her Feet

Author: Hester Browne
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1439168881
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 383

Book Description
The steps of a charmingly complex dance—Scotland’s famous reel—are at the heart of Hester Browne’s enchanting contemporary novel of two very different sisters whose dreams may come true at a romantic Scottish ball. Evie Nicholson is in love . . . with the past. An antiques appraiser in a London shop, Evie spins fanciful attachments to Victorian picture frames, French champagne glasses, satin evening gloves, and tattered teddy bears—regardless of their monetary value. Alice Nicholson is in love . . . with Fraser Graham, a dashing Scotsman whom Evie secretly desires. As crisply neat and stylish as Evie is cheerfully cluttered, Alice is a professional organizer determined to pull her sister out of her comfort zone—and who presents her with an irresistible offer. As a favor to friends of Fraser’s family, Evie jumps at the chance to appraise a Scottish castle full of artifacts and heirlooms. What could be more thrilling than roaming the halls of Kettlesheer and uncovering the McAndrews’ family treasures—and dusty secrets? But crossing paths with moody heir Robert McAndrew has Evie assessing what she wants the most . . . and at an upcoming candlelight gala, a traditional dance will set her heart reeling.

Swept Off Her Feet

Author: Camille Anthony
Publisher: Ellora's Cave
ISBN: 9781843605591
Category : Life on other planets
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Glennora is an alien princess stranded on Earth, in mind-fogging sexual heat with no unattached male in sight. Glendevtorvas is a war-weary prince, seeking a royal mate, and an end to a species-threatening crisis. He steals her away, determined to win her, to fulfill her every sexual need...before her father catches up with them, or she decides to kill him.

Swept Off Her Stilettos

Author: Fiona Harper
Publisher: Harlequin
ISBN: 0373177550
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 185

Book Description
Clothing connoisseur Coreen Fraser's film-star style never leaves her wanting for male attention, but sourcing costumes for a 1930s murder-mystery weekend stops being fun when she discovers she has to wear a tweed suit and sensible shoes. Meanwhile, Coreen's best friend, Adam Conrad, has his own plans for the weekend.

The Girl Who Fell

Author: S.M. Parker
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1481437267
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 384

Book Description
In this “invaluable addition to any collection” (School Library Journal, starred review) high school senior Zephyr Doyle is swept off her feet—and into an intense and volatile relationship—by the new boy in school. His obsession. Her fall. Zephyr Doyle is focused. Focused on leading her team to the field hockey state championship and leaving her small town for her dream school, Boston College. But love has a way of changing things. Enter the new boy in school: the hockey team’s starting goaltender, Alec. He’s cute, charming, and most important, Alec doesn’t judge Zephyr. He understands her fears and insecurities—he even shares them. Soon, their relationship becomes something bigger than Zephyr, something she can’t control, something she doesn’t want to control. Zephyr swears it must be love. Because love is powerful, and overwhelming, and…terrifying? But love shouldn’t make you abandon your dreams, or push your friends away. And love shouldn’t make you feel guilty—or worse, ashamed. So when Zephyr finally begins to see Alec for who he really is, she knows it’s time to take back control of her life. If she waits any longer, it may be too late.

The Diary of Mattie Spenser

Author: Sandra Dallas
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 9780312187101
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 224

Book Description
Mattie Spenser and her new husband Luke start off to the west. As they live their life Mattie keeps a journal of the joys and frustrations of frontier life and marriage.

Duped

Author: Abby Ellin
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1610398017
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 272

Book Description
Abby Ellin was shocked to learn that her fiancéas leading a secret life. But as she soon discovered, the world is full of people who aren't what they seem. From Abby Ellin's first date with the Commander, she was caught up in a whirlwind. Within six months he'd proposed, and they'd moved in together. But soon, his exotic stories of international espionage began to unravel. Finally, it all became clear: he was lying about who he was. After leaving him and sharing her story, she was floored to find out that her experience was far from unique. People everywhere, many of them otherwise sharp-witted and self-aware, are being deceived by their loved ones every day. In Duped, Abby Ellin studies the art and science of lying, talks to people who've had their worlds upended by duplicitous partners, and writes with great openness about her own mistakes. These remarkable stories reveal how often we encounter people whose lives beneath the surface are more improbable than we ever imagined.

Snobs

Author: Julian Fellowes
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
ISBN: 1429904186
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 240

Book Description
Julian Fellowes, creator of the Emmy-Award winning TV series Downton Abbey, established himself as an irresistible storyteller and a deliciously witty chronicler of modern manners in his first novel, Snobs, a wickedly astute portrait of the intersecting worlds of aristocrats and actors. "The English, of all classes as it happens, are addicted to exclusivity. Leave three Englishmen in a room and they will invent a rule that prevents a fourth joining them." The best comedies of manners are often deceptively simple, seamlessly blending social critique with character and story. In his superbly observed first novel, Julian Fellowes, winner of an Academy Award for his original screenplay of Gosford Park, brings us an insider's look at a contemporary England that is still not as classless as is popularly supposed. Edith Lavery, an English blonde with large eyes and nice manners, is the daughter of a moderately successful accountant and his social-climbing wife. While visiting his parents' stately home as a paying guest, Edith meets Charles, Earl of Broughton, and heir to the Marquess of Uckfield, who runs the family estates in East Sussex and Norfolk. To the gossip columns he is one of the most eligible young aristocrats around. When he proposes. Edith accepts. But is she really in love with Charles? Or with his title, his position, and all that goes with it? One inescapable part of life at Broughton Hall is Charles's mother, the shrewd Lady Uckfield, known to her friends as "Googie" and described by the narrator---an actor who moves comfortably among the upper classes while chronicling their foibles---"as the most socially expert individual I have ever known at all well. She combined a watchmaker's eye for detail with a madam's knowledge of the world." Lady Uckfield is convinced that Edith is more interested in becoming a countess than in being a good wife to her son. And when a television company, complete with a gorgeous leading man, descends on Broughton Hall to film a period drama, "Googie's" worst fears seem fully justified.

Motorcycles & Sweetgrass

Author: Drew Hayden Taylor
Publisher: Vintage Canada
ISBN: 1039000614
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 361

Book Description
A story of magic, family, a mysterious stranger . . . and a band of marauding raccoons. Otter Lake is a sleepy Anishnawbe community where little happens. Until the day a handsome stranger pulls up astride a 1953 Indian Chief motorcycle – and turns Otter Lake completely upside down. Maggie, the Reserve’s chief, is swept off her feet, but Virgil, her teenage son, is less than enchanted. Suspicious of the stranger’s intentions, he teams up with his uncle Wayne – a master of aboriginal martial arts – to drive the stranger from the Reserve. And it turns out that the raccoons are willing to lend a hand.