A Complete History of Tim (the Tiny Horse)

A Complete History of Tim (the Tiny Horse) PDF Author: Harry Hill
Publisher: Faber & Faber
ISBN: 9780571280377
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
One very small horse takes on the world of radio, has a go at reality TV and ponders the meaning of life. He falls in love for the first time with a lady fly who doesn't appreciate him, so he acquires a pet greenfly to love instead. He has fun being best man at Fly's wedding, and experiences the joys and horrors of babysitting Fly's new baby. And then he decides to rent out his matchbox stable to a mad ladybird and her chaotic host of ant friends.

Matt Millz

Matt Millz PDF Author: Harry Hill
Publisher: Faber & Faber
ISBN: 0571332501
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 272

Book Description
Meet Matt Millz - Britain's Youngest (and funniest!) Comedian! Matt may be small but he is truly mighty on the comedy circuit. Well, he is in his head anyway. When the school holds a talent show, Matt has the opportunity to demonstrate that he's got the magical chutzpah quip to take him all the way to the Apollo. With the help of his diminutive manager, Kitty Hope, and his hapless form teacher, as well as the school brute, his heartthrob and Rob his best friend, Matt learns what it takes to be really funny . . . A hilarious new book from National TreasureT and real-life (very) funny man Harry Hill.

Tim the Tiny Horse

Tim the Tiny Horse PDF Author: Harry Hill
Publisher: Faber & Faber
ISBN: 9780571229550
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 176

Book Description
Ten funny and bizarre stories of the everyday trials of a very tiny horse as he tries to make friends, goes to the supermarket and finds the internet is not all it's cracked up to be

The Fully Authorised History of I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue

The Fully Authorised History of I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue PDF Author: Jem Roberts
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 1407087800
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 482

Book Description
'It's a great missing piece of the jigsaw - people go on endlessly about Python and Peter Cook, which is all well and good but there's basically this great corpus of work stretching for decades - and consistently good ... A major piece of work, and universally loved.' So says John Lloyd, brains behind Blackadder, QI, Spitting Image, and so much besides - all shows with a massive debt to I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again and I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. Together they form a body of work stretching across five decades, from Cambridge in 1960 to today's world-beating Antidote to Panel Games, a laughter-bringer which has inspired unparalleled adoration in millions over fifty series. This book tells the whole story, from Footlights to Broadway to the ferret-filled madness of Radio Prune - comedy's answer to the rock & roll revolution of the sixties. Offering an exhaustive guide to the comedy world that brought us Mornington Crescent, besides episode guides, glossaries and rare facsimiles, Jem Roberts will take the story right up to the present day, celebrating the lives of Willie Rushton, Sir David Hatch and of course, the irreplaceable Humphrey Lyttelton. With exclusive input from the Teams, plus Bill Oddie, Stephen Fry, Bill Bailey, Neil Innes and many more, this is the long-overdue authoritative, entertaining and, above all, very silly lasting celebration of an unsung comic legacy that both shows so richly deserve.

Harklights

Harklights PDF Author: Tim Tilley
Publisher: Usborne Publishing Ltd
ISBN: 1474993990
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 287

Book Description
"A charming fairytale adventure with an enduring ecological message." Peter Bunzl, author of Cogheart Wick has always lived in the dark and dreadful Harklights Match Factory and Orphanage, working tirelessly for greedy Old Ma Bogey. He only dreams of escaping, until one day a bird drops something impossible and magical at his feet - a tiny baby in an acorn cradle... As midnight chimes, Wick is visited by the Hobs, miniature protectors of the forest. Grateful for the kindness shown to their stolen child, they offer Wick the chance of a lifetime - escape from Harklights and begin a new life with them in the wild... Winner of the Joan Aiken Future Classics Prize, Harklights is a magical story celebrating family, friendship and the natural world, filled with a message of hope for our times.

Harry Hill's Colossal Compendium

Harry Hill's Colossal Compendium PDF Author: Harry Hill
Publisher: Faber & Faber
ISBN: 0571317502
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 275

Book Description
Comedy superstar Harry Hill is back with a brilliant bumper edition of the very best jokes, bloopers and tall tales of Tiny Tim. There's fun for all the family to share: JOKES! What do you call a greenfly with no arms, legs or wings? A bogey. BLOOPERS! 'Dear milkman, baby arrived yesterday. Please leave another one.' FUNNY STORIES! The hilarious capers of Tim the Tiny Horse and his best friend, Fly. Selected from Harry Hill's Whopping Great Joke Book, Harry Hill's Bumper Book of Bloopers and Complete History of Tim.

Horse Destroys the Universe

Horse Destroys the Universe PDF Author: Cyriak Harris
Publisher: Unbound Publishing
ISBN: 1783527625
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 378

Book Description
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy meets Black Beauty and gallops off into The Matrix in the debut novel from cult internet sensation Cyriak Harris Life was simple for Buttercup the horse. Chewing grass in a field, gazing dreamily at passing clouds or standing at a hedge to watch the world go by. Perhaps a light nap followed by a gentle canter and more grazing, and then off to the stable for a programme of psychological tests designed to expand the boundaries of horse consciousness. For Betty and Tim, life was also simple. Or at least as simple as life could be when you are scientists conducting neurological experiments on a horse. That is until the day they discovered their horse was conducting an experiment of its own. Life became rather more complicated after that for Tim, Betty and Buttercup, and the ensuing struggle for control over one horse's destiny results in an intellectual arms race that takes all three of them to the edge of reality and beyond. It is a struggle that threatens to shake the foundations of civilisation and unravel the fabric of time and space. Can anyone stop this horse from destroying the universe?

Tim the Tiny Horse at Large

Tim the Tiny Horse at Large PDF Author: Harry Hill
Publisher: Faber & Faber
ISBN: 9780571236022
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
In his new book of adventures, Tim the Tiny Horse has to deal with some BIG things - birth, love, life and death.

The Ghost Horse

The Ghost Horse PDF Author: Joe Layden
Publisher: Macmillan + ORM
ISBN: 1250021251
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 242

Book Description
In The Ghost Horse, Joe Layden tells the inspiring true tale of a one-eyed, club-footed thoroughbred racehorse and a journeyman trainer, Tim Snyder, who scraped together every penny he had to purchase the broken and unwanted filly. Snyder helped the horse overcome its deficiencies, eventually naming her in part after his deceased wife, Lisa, the great and only love of his life—a bright and sweet-tempered woman whose gentle demeanor seemed eerily reflected in the horse. The trainer (and now owner) was by nature a crusty and combative sort, the yin to his wife's yang, a racetrack lifer not easily moved by new-age mysticism or sentiment. And yet in those final days back in 2003, when Lisa Snyder lay in bed, her body ravaged by cancer, she reassured her family with a weak smile. "It's okay," she'd say. "I'll see you again. I'm coming back as a horse." Tim Snyder did not then believe in reincarnation. But he acknowledged the strangeness of this journey, the series of coincidences that brought them together, and the undeniable similarities between the horse and his late wife. And so did those who knew the couple well, and who could now only marvel at the story of the filly, Lisa's Booby Trap, and the down-on-his-luck trainer who apparently had been given a new lease on life. The Ghost Horse is a powerful horseracing story of underdogs and second chances.
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