Color Me F*cking Calm

Author: Hannah Caner
Publisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 9781250121424
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
It’s about time you f*cking relaxed! The time-honored stress release of swearing meets the tranquility of coloring with Color Me F*cking Calm. This assortment of playful illustrations and foulmouthed swears and sayings make for a hilarious, calming activity for those times when you just don’t give a f*ck. Color away the chaos when everything feels like a “Total F*cking Sh*tshow” and get lost in designs made for “Badass Motherf*ckers.” Give this as the perfect gift to the smartasses in your life, or treat your inner “Little Miss F*cking Sunshine” to delightfully impolite adult coloring. With 30 pages of vivid vulgarities, this adult coloring book lets you embrace your bad manners as you therapeutically color away the stresses of the day. Color Me F*cking Calm is a hysterical, satisfying way to create works of art that are as colorful as your cursing!

Calm As F*ck - Adult Coloring Book

Author: Oh No Oh No Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780692659755
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 64

Book Description
30 new pages of swear words and colorful phrases by best-selling publisher Oh No Coloring Books! Calm As F*ck is just as relaxing as it sounds! Color sassy phrases like "Life Isn't a Garden So Stop Being a Ho" and "I Need You Like A Fish Needs a F***ing Bike". Also included are classic swear words like "Bulls**t", "B**ch", and "A**hole". The words are surrounded by beautiful and humorous images of garden flowers, animals, people, and fanciful doodles that are perfect for making any day relaxing.

Keep Calm & Color On 2

Author: Jason Quinn Cox
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Coloring Book Calming Patterns to Relax and Enjoy 199 pages Good for All

Fck Yu Around the World

Author: Colorful Calm
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781537149981
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 102

Book Description
Learn how to swear in 50 countries with this swear word coloring book. This adult coloring book features a range of simple to intricate designs. Language Building: Increase your language knowledge by learning to say "F*ck You!" in 50 different languages! Relaxing: Coloring is a trendy form of relaxation. Calm yourself down after a hard day at work with a set of colorful pencils or crayons and this swear word adult coloring book! Artistic Swear Words: Has someone told you that your language is a little too "colorful"? They haven't even begun to see you express your artistic levels of swearing! Invigorate Creativity: Coloring invigorates your creativity, making you more likely to think outside the box and come up with unique solutions to problems! Global Unity Now you can learn to swear in Español, Mandarin, Deutsche, Portuguese, and so many more languages with this swear word adult coloring book. Join your new friends online and when traveling in a celebration of profanity. Color Stress Away Adult coloring books are the new rage in relaxation self-therapy! Stress builds up over the course of your work day, from dealing with your unreasonable boss to your exhaustive commute. Polite society discourages us from using the words "F*ck Y*u!" on a regular basis. However, in the privacy of your own home, you can use this swear word adult coloring book to indulge your fantasies of telling your boss exactly what you think! Plus you'll have the added benefit of being able to tell bad drivers in your country "F*ck You!" in a language they don't understand. Add a little subversion to your stress relief by coloring intricately beautiful designs on 50 different pages that just happen to teach you to say "F*ck Y*u!" in languages such as Welsh, Gaelic, Nihongo, Italiano and more! This swear word adult coloring book will have you smiling in no time as your stress simply melts away in a colorful pool of profanity. Inspires Creativity Coloring inspires creativity. You'll feel like a kid again, happily coloring away. Only this swear word adult coloring book has a very adult bent to satisfy your adult mind. We're giving a new definition to colorful language. You'll get to color 50 beautiful designs featuring detailed images representing each country's culture along with their translation of "F*ck Y*u!" As your creativity begins to flow, you'll become more of an asset at work and at home. Creativity is highly prized in today's society and this swear word adult coloring book will get your creative juices flowing. Don't let stress build up and cause you to be cranky and nasty. Simply tell the world, "F*ck Y*u!" fifty different ways colorful ways. Whether you buy this for yourself or as an amusing gift for a friend this swear word adult coloring book is sure to make everyone smile in a rainbow of color!

Cheer the F*ck Up

Author: Caitlin Peterson
Publisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 1250141737
Category : Games & Activities
Languages : en
Pages : 64

Book Description
Color your way to a brighter f*cking day! When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade (because that sh*t is delicious), or you can color your way through the pages of Cheer the F*ck Up. Whether you need a reminder that you’re the queen of f*cking everything, that your spirit animal is a majestic unicorn, or that you’re a boss-ass betch, you can flip through more than 60 hand-drawn, mouthy illustrations that are as sassy and divine as you are. Thanks to tear-away pages, go ahead and share your colorful works of happiness with friends, family, or unassuming strangers. With Cheer the F*ck Up, you can channel your disillusionment and penchant for profanity into creative works of gleefully sarcastic art. Grab your sparkly gel pens and make each of these hilarious designs glittery as f*ck.

You are Amazing as Fuck, Keep That Shit Up!

Author: Artpro Press
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781952663482
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 76

Book Description
★ The BEST SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK GIFTS 2020 ★ - SPECIAL LAUNCH PRICE (WHILE STOCKS LAST!!!! ) Looking For The Perfect Inspirational adult coloring book for women?... Then This is For You! This Swear Word Coloring Book Contains Over 37 Pages Single sided designs for you to color whenever you need a boost of confidence or a not so gentle reminder of how badass you are, with Hilarious uncensored expletives, graphics, and phrases. In this swear word coloring book for adults, you will find inspirational quotes including: Calm the fuck down Let that shit go Life is about kicking Ass, not kissing it Go with the Fucking Flow Cheer the fuck up Bloom Wherever the Fuck you are Planted You are Fucking Amazing Clean your Shit Up Find your Fucking Happy Designs Ranges From Simple To Advance.This Coloring Book will Provide Hours of Fun and Creative Fucking Expression! Know someone who loves to color? Make them smile by getting them a copy too. You could even color together! Scroll Up Now and Click The Buy Button To Get Started!

Calm the Fuck Down and Color

Author: Jade Summer
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781537779157
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
Are you stressed out? Too many things to do? People in your life driving you crazy? Then you need to Calm the Fuck Down and Color! This hilarious, sarcastic, and obnoxious adult coloring book is the perfect way to relieve stress, aid relaxation, and vent, while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed mandala flower images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of peace and make you laugh-out-loud along the way. Unlike many adult coloring books, each volume is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through, so you can use any of your favorite tools, including pens, colored pencils, and fine-tipped markers. When you're finished coloring, you can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. As an added bonus, we've also included two copies of every image so you can enjoy coloring your favorite images a second time! This book includes 50 coloring pages, 25 unique images, and the following swear word phrases: Calm the Fuck Down and Color Go Fuck Yourself Chill the Fuck out Leave me the Fuck Alone Shut the Fuck up You're a Dumbass Shove it up Your Ass Kiss my fat Ass Shut up Asshole Don't be a Jackass Damn you to Hell Shut Your Damn Mouth I Don't Give a Damn God Damn it You're a Damn Fool I Don't Give a Shit Eat Shit and Die This is Bullshit Are you Shitting me? You're a Piece of Shit Son of a Bitch You're a Little Bitch Fuck That Bitch Life's a Bitch Don't be Such a Bitch Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax...

Color Me F*cking Calm

Author: Sasha Summer
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 88

Book Description
GIFT IDEAS | COLOURING BOOKS FOR ADULTS Be fearless in pursuit of what sets your soul on fire Enter Sasha Summer's world of DIRTY and SWEARY-motivational self-expression though creativity with this stress-relieving colouring book for ADULTS. Inside you will find OVER 40 pages that will take you to your F*CKING happy place for colouring, relaxation, and introspection. Unleash your inner artist as you colour this therapeutic antistress colouring book, perfect for decorating with markers, colored pencils, gel pens, or watercolors. F*cking Happy Colouring! Product Details: Large format 8"x10" pages OVER 40 Images! Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover design Soothing seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all colouring mediums Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Irreverent illustrations are moderate to complex in detail. Coloring images include beautiful abstract doodles, animals, people and fairies. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. Scroll to the top of the page and click the "Buy Now" button.

Calm the F*ck Down

Author: Sarah Knight
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 0316529176
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 274

Book Description
Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this "genius" (Cosmopolitan) no-f*cks-given guide from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together. Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to Calm the F*ck Down. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out—and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Find even more calm with the Calm the F*ck Down Journal.

Just Calm the F*ck Down

Author: John T
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781707576401
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 57

Book Description
Just Calm the F*ck Down! Use this hilarious funny swear word adult coloring book to help you relieve your stress and relax. Contains all your favorite cuss words and prases! From the author who brought you Make Life Your Bitch, Humping Animals, and Rage Page! Color sweary phrases with flower and mandala patterns Great way to help you relieve your stress and relax Makes the perfect gift for all occasions Color, relieve your stress, and relax with an assortment of adult coloring pages which includes regular and midnight coloring pages. Makes a great gift for your family or friends with a sense of humor!