Clusterf*cked!

Author: Randy Hitchcock
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781945260223
Category : Games
Languages : en
Pages : 102

Book Description
A classic of everyday usage of language to communicate raw emotion, RANDY HITCHCOCK'S "Clusterf*cked!: SWEAR WORDS COLORING BOOK FOR ADULTS" is an exploration of obscenity and colors in delightful patterns. It presents a broad collection of swearing, foul language, and insults in the entire range of the English language. Admired and respected for its user friendly layout and designs, this coloring book is crafted for a broad range of coloring adults including those with no prior knowledge of swearing as well as those with fairy advanced knowledge and expertise in swearing. It provides a solid framework for learning, interpreting, and applying advanced obscenities, vulgar words, profanities and everyday insults in a tapestry of images, designs and patterns. PRAISE for RANDY HITCHCOCK'S "Clusterf*cked!" ..".one of the most absorbing and entertaining books on the subject I have encountered in a long time." - Amy Martin "Swear words tells a lot about who we are and how we got that way. This coloring book is a fascinating collection, both provocative and informative. I found it compulsively colorable." - Obscenity World

The Swear Word Coloring Book

Author: Hannah Caner
Publisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 9781250120649
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
This coloring book contains a hilarious collection of the finest swear words and uncouth sayings—all delicately wrapped in beautiful illustrations to color and display. Immerse yourself in the calming activity of coloring, while embracing the therapeutic experience of swearing like a sailor. Each hysterical pattern is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for framing, gift giving, and home decorating. With more than 60 pages of picturesque profanity, The Swear Word Coloring Book will be the adult coloring book that soothes away the stress of the day, uncensored! Features: -62 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoy -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through -Instant stress relief and humor

I Don't Give a Shit

Author:
Publisher: Green Cow Coloring
ISBN: 9781945362149
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

Book Description
Best seller! Limited Time Pricing Get Yours now! This swear word adult coloring book is perfect for parents! It give you the relaxation you deserve! Want a book full of shitty sayings? This book will have you laughing off your chair! This fucking coloring book is ONLY for adults! 30 single sided pages to color A mix between simple and detailed pages. ** BONUS** Minis at the back of the book. 30 Swear word sayings and funny quotes Use markers, Gel pens, Colored pencils! Make these awesome pages shine with color! This swear word adult coloring book is perfect for Men or women. Full of swearing! Swear work adult coloring books * Gorgeous original artwork! * What sweary quotes and sayings are featured in this stress relieving book? I don't give a shit That Mother Fucker Needs Jesus I'm not attractive anyways so FUCK OFF How Did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? Call Me A Bitch One more time... And I'll show you what a real bitch looks like. Bite Me I bet your brain feels brand new... You NEVER use it! Break the fucking Rules! I hope you get hit by a fucking bus! Your family tree must be a cactus, Because everyone on it, Is a prick. Bitch Please, Fuck yourself with a cactus Bitch You're like a Monday, Nobody likes you. The Only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait. Cry me a river bitch. You bring everyone a lot of joy. When you leave the fucking room. I hope you choke on the shit you talk. I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. He already ruined your mascara. Don't let him ruin your life. My middle finger salutes you! Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people don't care. I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse I'm not rude... I'm honest. I love to shop, But I'm not buying any of your bullshit! Don't keep calm, Slap that bitch hard If I throw a stick will you go away? Stress is caused by giving a fuck I don't have a short temper, Just a quick reaction to bullshit. I have no time for stupid people, But they have time for me. What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.... You hate me? Aren't you cute?

Swears for Squares

Author: Caroline STEINHAUER
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781792018503
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 41

Book Description
Swears for Squares is a swear word coloring book with alternate swear words. This is not your harsh profanity coloring book. There are abstract designs with words like dagnabbit, oh shoot, sugar, holy cow, dang it, son of a biscuit, and more colorful substitutes for swear words. No harsh language but, still recommened for adults. Makes a funny gift for a parent, grand parent or yourself. There is a test page in the front and a blank page at the end for doodling. Fun for all.

Fuck Off, I'm Coloring

Author: Dare You Stamp Co.
Publisher: Dare You Stamp Company
ISBN: 1604336617
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 112

Book Description
Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!

Swear Word Coloring Book

Author: Adult Coloring World
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530292325
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 86

Book Description
Get fantastic value for money with this huge Swear Word Coloring Book! The 40 expertly illustrated swearing and cursing designs in this coloring book for adults will provide hour upon hour of entertainment! Features of this Swear Word Coloring Book: Single sided coloring pages allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils and more due to single sided, removable pages Professional quality designs from start to finish Blank color test pages at the back of the book Description:This swear word coloring book contains 40 single sided coloring pages. This allows you to remove each page for framing or hanging. This also helps reduce bleed through onto the other designs even if you are using markers, making this book suitable for everything from coloring pencils through to marker pens. The swear word designs contained within this fantastic book are created by one of our in house artists, each hand picked by us here at Adult Coloring World to ensure fantastic quality throughout. We know that sometimes you will buy a book after being impressed initially by an amazing design on the cover, only to be disappointed with the books contents when you open it. Well we make sure this never happens with any of our books and we can assure you that all of the designs inside are high quality from start to finish. This adult coloring book of swear words contains a wide variety of designs. This book makes a fantastic funny gift idea for your family and friends. If you know someone who likes a laugh then this will be sure to get one! If you love coloring and humor, then you are sure to love this adult coloring book too!

Teacher Swears

Author: I. Love Coloring Books
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533106995
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 62

Book Description
Irreverent sayings for educators fill the pages of Teacher Swears. They are meant for entertainment purposes for grownups only so don't get bent out of shape about them. Sometimes after a long hard day of dealing with the little darlings, their parents, and the administration, you just need to chill out. To sit back with your beverage of choice and color the things you really want to say to all those people who got on your last nerve today, and if you can learn a few new "choice phrases" so much the better! Teacher Swears is the perfect way to unwind and release your inner potty mouth. Enjoy these irreverent, yet beautiful adult coloring pages. Then sit back and sigh after a job well done. These single sided pages range from moderate to highly detailed and include abstract patterns, animals, flowers and more... Each has its own cleverly coded swear that, while not necessarily appropriate for the classroom will definitely relieve stress in the break room! Sayings like "Holy Cheeseballs," "Zip it Happy Meal," and my personal favorite, "F.O.C.U.S. People!" (standing for F*ck Off Cuz' Ur Stupid!). You'll find these and 22 other humorous, subversive sayings to expand your inappropriate vocabulary and help you de-stress and relax! 25 Unique Hand Curated Designs To Color Hilarious subversive sayings gathered with teaches in mind and incorporated into Coloring Pages designed for Adults Each "Swear word" is Designed with multilayered beautiful patterns Each Coloring Page is designed to help you blow off steam by ranting and relaxing The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Each Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through The book is 8" x 10" complete with 2 color test sheets Scroll Up and get your copy of Teacher Swears right now, perhaps even get one for a friend so you can color and relax together! WARNING: This swear word adult coloring book contains lots of IMMATURE ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for children."

Greetings, Asshole!

Author: John T
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781537051321
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 50

Book Description
Need to vent? Have a little unwanted stress in your life? Know someone who is an absolute dickweed? If you answered yes to any or all of the above questions, then you need to "Color your anger away and find paradise!" Greetings...Asshole is filled with hand-illustrated designs inspired by vintage travel postcards. These swear word adult coloring pages will have you and your friends laughing your asses off for hours! Enough swear words (hopefully) for each and every asshole in your life!

Fucksicles: Summer Nights Edition : Swear Word Adult Coloring Book

Author: John T
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781532987304
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 64

Book Description
Just like the original Fucksicles, but with black backgrounds to make your bright colors pop! Oh, and FIVE bonus pages, just because. :) Watermelon Wankjob, Oh Shit! Orange Blast, and Blueberry Bitch, are just few of the flavors you will find in this tasty swear word coloring book. But, what's even better - you can make up your own! Over 24 fun and original swear word coloring book pages with black backgrounds to make your bright colors and neons pop For fans of adult coloring books and swear word coloring books Coloring page designs are printed single-sided to prevent bleed All of your favorite swear word phrases like: Shit Happens, Life's a Bitch, and Get Fucked Up, and many, many more Makes the perfect gift or a fun coloring party This curse word coloring book is jam-packed with fun retro patterns, funny swear word phrases, and several different popsicle concepts. There is no adult coloring book like it! While you may just want this cuss word coloring book all to yourself, Fucksicles makes a great gift or sets up the perfect coloring party. Buy Fucksicles now! ***NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.***

Just Calm the F*ck Down

Author: John T
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781707576401
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 57

Book Description
Just Calm the F*ck Down! Use this hilarious funny swear word adult coloring book to help you relieve your stress and relax. Contains all your favorite cuss words and prases! From the author who brought you Make Life Your Bitch, Humping Animals, and Rage Page! Color sweary phrases with flower and mandala patterns Great way to help you relieve your stress and relax Makes the perfect gift for all occasions Color, relieve your stress, and relax with an assortment of adult coloring pages which includes regular and midnight coloring pages. Makes a great gift for your family or friends with a sense of humor!