Have a Nice Life Asshole

Author: Creative Collective
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781523949298
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 98

Book Description
Revenge is a dish best served cold, but sometimes you can't wait that long. 50 unique hand curated best breakup insults to color * An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book* Illustrations ranging from beginner to advance* Mandalas, swear words and patterns for adults* Stress relieving project* Each Swear word and insults are designed with flowers, animals, and patterns * Each Coloring Page is designed for fun, humor and relaxation * The variety of pages for every skill level * Your choice of coloring tool can be used (pens, pencils, markers, crayons etc) * Each coloring page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through * It's called a breakup because it is broken.TAGS: sweary words coloring book, sweary coloring book, sweary book, swearing adult coloring book, swearing coloring book , swear word coloring book, adult coloring books best sellers, coloring books for adults relaxation, cats, dogs, kittens, mandalas, stress relieving patterns, coloring pages for adults, meditation, mindfulness meditation, nature mandalas coloring books for grownups, anti-stress management, Swear Words coloring book, swear coloring book, cursing coloring

Breakup Sucks! Adult Coloring Book

Author: Colour Your Mood
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
Are you struggling to cope with a breakup? Do you feel the depth of pain but have nowhere to release it? Why not channel all that anger and sorrow into coloring?A breakup can no doubt be stressful and trying, therefore we hope that this coloring book can support you as you go through the different stages of grief during a breakup. In it, you will find a mixture of 50 savage and encouraging quotes as well as positive affirmations , each category designed to tackle a different phase of grieving. The pages of this book alternate between a coloring page and a journal page to reduce bleed through onto other designs while utilizing the blank pages for journaling, making it suitable for coloring with any coloring materials of your choice.Disclaimer: The content of this coloring book is solely for entertainment purposes and is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis or treatment. Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health providers for any issues regarding your condition.If you have a sister, mother, girlfriend, cousin or any lady friend who is currently going through a breakup, this makes an ideal gift to cheer them up and have a good laugh.

Nobody Will Tell You This But Me

Author: Bess Kalb
Publisher: Vintage
ISBN: 0525654720
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 224

Book Description
NATIONAL BESTSELLER ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR: VOGUE • FORBES • BOOKPAGE • NEW YORK POST • WIRED “I have not been as profoundly moved by a book in years.” —Jodi Picoult Even after she left home for Hollywood, Emmy-nominated TV writer Bess Kalb saved every voicemail her grandmother Bobby Bell ever left her. Bobby was a force—irrepressible, glamorous, unapologetically opinionated. Bobby doted on Bess; Bess adored Bobby. Then, at ninety, Bobby died. But in this debut memoir, Bobby is speaking to Bess once more, in a voice as passionate as it ever was in life. Recounting both family lore and family secrets, Bobby brings us four generations of indomitable women and the men who loved them. There’s Bobby’s mother, who traveled solo from Belarus to America in the 1880s to escape the pogroms, and Bess’s mother, a 1970s rebel who always fought against convention. But it was Bobby and Bess who always had the most powerful bond: Bobby her granddaughter’s fiercest supporter, giving Bess unequivocal love, even if sometimes of the toughest kind. Nobody Will Tell You This But Me marks the creation of a totally new, virtuosic form of memoir: a reconstruction of a beloved grandmother’s words and wisdom to tell her family’s story with equal parts poignancy and hilarity.

The No Asshole Rule

Author: Robert I. Sutton
Publisher: Business Plus
ISBN: 0759518017
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 166

Book Description
The definitive guide to working with -- and surviving -- bullies, creeps, jerks, tyrants, tormentors, despots, backstabbers, egomaniacs, and all the other assholes who do their best to destroy you at work. "What an asshole!" How many times have you said that about someone at work? You're not alone! In this groundbreaking book, Stanford University professor Robert I. Sutton builds on his acclaimed Harvard Business Review article to show you the best ways to deal with assholes...and why they can be so destructive to your company. Practical, compassionate, and in places downright funny, this guide offers: Strategies on how to pinpoint and eliminate negative influences for good Illuminating case histories from major organizations A self-diagnostic test and a program to identify and keep your own "inner jerk" from coming out The No Asshole Rule is a New York Times, Wall Street Journal, USA Today and Business Week bestseller.

Greetings, Asshole!

Author: John T
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781537051321
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 50

Book Description
Need to vent? Have a little unwanted stress in your life? Know someone who is an absolute dickweed? If you answered yes to any or all of the above questions, then you need to "Color your anger away and find paradise!" Greetings...Asshole is filled with hand-illustrated designs inspired by vintage travel postcards. These swear word adult coloring pages will have you and your friends laughing your asses off for hours! Enough swear words (hopefully) for each and every asshole in your life!

Just Don't Be an Asshole

Author: Kara Kinney Cartwright
Publisher: Rodale Books
ISBN: 0593138481
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 194

Book Description
Take it from a mom who raised two teenage boys into actual humans—yes, they can and do change. This is her tough love and candid advice on being a good guy in a world full of assh*les. Have you ever returned the family car with less than a quarter tank left? Or gotten a technical in a rec-league basketball game? If so, you might be an assh*le—or you’re at least acting like one. But there’s hope for you yet! As it turns out, everyone needs to learn one major lesson to safely avoid assh*le territory: Other people are also humans. (Whoa.) This frank, funny, and necessary guidebook contains everything young men need to know to have positive interactions, make better decisions, and recognize when they’re being jerks. Things like, just don’t be an assh*le . . . • To your family: Parents are not your servants. • To your friends: They’ll laugh at you, not with you. • At work: No one wants to hear your podcast idea. • To women: “Are you up?” doesn’t qualify as romance. • Online: If you wouldn’t do it in real life, don’t do it. • In real life: People unlike you are also people. • To yourself: It’s okay not to have all the answers. And if someone got you this book, don’t be an assh*le to them. Instead, consider this a gentle nudge in a different direction.

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck

Author: Mark Manson
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 006245773X
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 197

Book Description
#1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.

Assholes Finish First

Author: Tucker Max
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1439198691
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 434

Book Description
Presents a new collection of alcohol-induced "fratire" adventures in hedonism that convey the author's experiences of being intoxicated at inappropriate times, seducing a large number of women, and otherwise living in complete disregard of social norms.

Recover from the Narcissist

Author: MeMoments Creative
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781981543434
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 72

Book Description
(Click on author name to see a video of the book) Narcissistic abuse is soul destroying. Whether you are an A.C.O.N (adult child of a narcissist) or have been in a relationship with a narcissist, you know what i mean. Narcissistic abuse (the gaslighting, the manipulations, the total lack of regard for you as a human being) destroys you piece by piece as you are used for 'supply' by the narcissist. The narcissist has no real 'sense of self' so they need to feed on yours to survive (similar to the way a vampire requires blood). Recovering from a relationship with a narcissist is hard and requires active work, whether you go low contact or no contact. "Recover from the Narcissist: Color to Cope" is an art therapy tool to help you do that. Coloring is a proven stress reliever and allows your mind to enter a state where you can process emotions on a deeper level. The book contains 27 pages for you to color, with healing phrases and images designed especially for survivors of narcissistic abuse. Some designs are snarky for you to have a giggle and vent, and others motivational to encourage you to reconnect with yourself. Coloring these images will help you process and 'own' what you have been through and celebrate and honor that you are a survivor! 'Society at large' is still largely ignorant of this form of abuse and will likely not understand that you need to take time to recover from a narcissist. I say "f*ck 'em!" They don't know what it feels like for your life to be turned upside down and inside out by a narcissist; heart broken, soul shattered. You deserve and owe it to yourself to take the time to heal. Product Details 27 professionally illustrated designs for you to color 3 BONUS frame designs - personalize with your mantras inside A color test and notes page Premium Glossy Finish Cover Design Large Format, roughly A4 size. 8.5"x11"

Dear Asshole

Author: Jillian Madison
Publisher: Running Press Adult
ISBN: 9780762442867
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout Dear Contagious Asshole Dear Constantly Broke Asshole Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks Dear Asshole Boss Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door And more!