Born to Pun

Author: Gordon Hideaki Nagai
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1612438113
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 131

Book Description
A gloriously cringey collection of punny wordplay from the author of The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes! • The pliers said to the wrench, “Get a grip. You're losing it!” • The marionette’s cardiologist warned him to change his lifestyle because he was too high-strung. • When the President’s family picnic was hit by a cold hard rain, the band struck up “Hail to The Chief.” • Q: How do vampires like their stakes? A: Rare. • Do dealers in Las Vegas casinos walk with a shuffle? • The young ear of corn was considered a rising star in the Marine Corps; he quickly rose to the rank of kernel. Make every day funny punny with this massive book of over 1,400 puns, arranged by category. Word nerds, class clowns, and dads everywhere never have to miss an opportunity to deliver a groan-inducing yet hilarious one-liner.

Once a Pun a Time...

Author: Reena Calm
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781720375043
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 158

Book Description
A collection of some of my favorite pun-liners, with illustrations by some of my most talented friends. Come along on this pointless journey of ridiculousness... speaking of journeys, comedy is my dream and I don't care where it takes me. Believe in your dreams! And please dream about me being successful.

Born and Made

Author: Sarah Franklin
Publisher: Princeton University Press
ISBN: 0691121931
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 282

Book Description
'Born and Made' examines the case of preimplantation genetic diagnosis (PGD), the procedure used to prevent serious genetic disease by embryo selection, and the so-called 'designer baby' method. It shows that far from being a runaway technology, the regulation of PGD provides an example of precaution and restraint.

The Army List

Author: Great Britain. Army
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Retired military personnel
Languages : en
Pages : 1260

Book Description

Playing For The LostBhoys

Author: David Harper
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1445773503
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 262

Book Description

The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!

Author: Brian Boone
Publisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 1250201993
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 238

Book Description
A pun-derful collection of jokes and wordplay for kids This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages. Featuring all-new jokes and accompanied by clever illustrations, The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written will keep kids amused for hours! Inside are gems like: What does a house wear? A dress. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. The birthday party was a disaster. Even the cake was in tiers. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.

The Pun Also Rises

Author: John Pollack
Publisher: Avery
ISBN: 1592406750
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 242

Book Description
At once entertaining and educational, this engaging book is a funny, erudite, and provocative exploration of puns, the people who make them, and this derided wordplay's remarkable impact on human history.

The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

Author: Gordon Hideaki Nagai
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1612435904
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 118

Book Description
A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

Phykos

Author:
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Algae
Languages : en
Pages : 182

Book Description

Scone with the Wind

Author: Miss Victoria Sponge
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 0753551101
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 161

Book Description
The perfect gift for those who like a good read and a slice of good cake, Scone with the Wind features 75 delicious literary inspired recipes. Beautifully packaged with bespoke line illustrations throughout, it really is the most novel way to get to grips with the classics! 'Funny and useable present for bakers AND non-bakers!' -- ***** Reader review 'Literally perfect!' -- ***** Reader review 'Super super cute' -- ***** Reader review 'The ideal gift for a book loving baker' -- ***** Reader review ************************************************************************************************* Bake your way through the classics from Jane Eclair to Tart of Darkness, Banana Karenina and On the Rocky Road, Flapjack and the Beanstalk, Nineteen-eighty Petit Fours and many more! Arranged by genre, enjoy biscuits and cakes, puddings and pies from romance and comedy through to horror and science fiction, and discover fun, edible versions of your favourite books. Includes witty introductions and amusing illustrations throughout, baking essentials and themed menus for book clubs, parties and afternoon teas. The ultimate treat for book (and cake) lovers! Recipes include: Breakfast at Tiffins Key Lime and Punishment, Captain Corelli's Madeleines, To Kill a Battenberg, Vanity Fairy Cakes, Middlemarshmallows, The War of the Viennese Whirls, Much Ado About Muffins, Scone with the Wind and more!