The Best Ever Book of Obstetrician Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781475119916
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Obstetrician jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Obstetrician Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Obstetrician Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Obstetrician joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Obstetrician jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Obstetricians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Obstetrician and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Obstetrician brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Obstetrician who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Obstetricians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

You're An Awesome OBGYN Keep That Shit Up

Author: Profession Humor Box
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781670945488
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 122

Book Description
This funny joke gift for your beloved OBGYN is a hilarious present that an OBGYN would surely love. Share a lot of love and laughs with your awesome OBGYN with this fun, beautiful & thoughtful gift that shows how much they are appreciated. 6 x 9 inch, 120 Pages. This notebook has a mix of blank sketch pages on one side for sketching & drawing and ruled lined pages on the other for writing. Convenient size to carry with you on the go.

The Best Doctor Jokes Ever

Author: Beth Tripmacher
Publisher: MetroBooks (NY)
ISBN: 9781586636159
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 130

Book Description
-- Paging all doctors! Cardiologists, psychiatrists, surgeons, nurses, and many other medical professionals are given a thorough examination in this collection of the funniest jokes from the medicine cabinet. -- Will strike your funny bone, inject you with laughter, and remind you that patients are a virtue. -- More than 100 uproarious jokes -- Handsomely designed with lively illustrations -- A perfect gift for your favorite medical practitioner

The Doctor Joke Book

Author: Sid Berman
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781566196796
Category : American wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 136

Book Description

Take Two Aspirin. . .and Call Me in Hawaii

Author: David McLaughlan
Publisher: Barbour Publishing
ISBN: 1607426188
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 150

Book Description
The doctor/patient relationship offers endless opportunities for laughter—and this collection of medical humor is sure to please anyone who’s still breathing! Scores of jokes and humorous stories, all relating to doctors, hospitals, medicines, diet, and exercise, are categorized into chapters accompanied by light, inspirational introductions. Maybe you’ll see someone you know—even yourself—in this hilarious collection of medical mirth. It’s available in plenty of time for the upcoming election season and its stressful health care debate!

Best Doctor Jokes Ever

Author: Sterling Publishing Company
Publisher: Sterling
ISBN: 9781402709593
Category : Physicians
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Paging all doctors. They're getting a thorough examination in this riotous collection of jokes, riddles, and comic stories. If laughter is the best medicine, and a giggle a day keeps the doctor away, these gags will keep you in fine shape. One plastic surgeon to another: "My daughter gets her good looks from me. "Medical costs too high? Here's how it happens: " My doctor is a magician. Every time he sees me, $100 disappears from my pockets and appears in his bill." You'll just die laughing!

The World's Best Doctor Jokes

Author: Raja Korale
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780207149931
Category : English wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 122

Book Description

Oh, Those Gynecologists. Quotes and Jokes and Real Stories.

Author: Igor Boyko
Publisher: Aegitas
ISBN: 0369408527
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 98

Book Description
In this edition we have collected anecdotes, jokes, movie quotes, sayings of great people and funny real stories from the lives of very important doctors – gynecologists. Starting with Anton Chekhov and ending with George Carlin. From all over the world. As you know, many anecdotes exist in different versions. Here you will find the most complete ones. Enjoy!

The Best Ever Book of Doctor Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781468079975
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of doctor jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Doctor Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of doctor jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one doctor joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many doctor jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do doctors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A doctor and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The doctor turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the doctor.The doctor's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the doctor who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do doctors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The Best Ever Book of Medical Assistant Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781477675533
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Medical Assistant jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Medical Assistant Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Medical Assistant Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Medical Assistant joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Medical Assistant jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Medical Assistants wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Medical Assistant and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Medical Assistant brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Medical Assistant who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Medical Assistants laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***