The Best Ever Book of Surveyor Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781478119838
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Surveyor jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Surveyor Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Surveyor Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Surveyor joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Surveyor jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Surveyors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Surveyor and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Surveyor brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Surveyor who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Surveyors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 19

Author: Thomas F. Shubnell
Publisher: Thomas F. Shubnell
ISBN: 1440419930
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 169

Book Description
It's astounding that there are still new jokes after this many books, but there are. Not a rehash of old ones. Completely new jokes, funnies, tidbits, and hearty knee slappers to make you keep coming back for more. A sure delight, this one is right tonight.

The Survey

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Category : Charities
Languages : en
Pages : 754

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The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids

Author: Whee Winn
Publisher: Zonderkidz
ISBN: 0310754763
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 240

Book Description
The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids is the perfect collection of kid-friendly jokes that will keep you and your friends and family laughing out loud! Introducing a collection of jokes that’s hilarious, clean, and kid-friendly and includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and a whole lot more. The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids is certain to have every kid you know laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally gasping for air. The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids: Family-friendly jokes Wide variety of joke styles Fun illustrations add to the fun Good for readers of all ages includes bonus Q&A jokes and riddles

The Happy Book

Author: Andy Rash
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0698168143
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 21

Book Description
From the creator of ARCHIE THE DAREDEVIL PENGUIN comes the unique story of two friends who can't escape all the feels. Camper is happy as a clam and Clam is a happy camper. When you live in The Happy Book, the world is full of daisies and sunshine and friendship cakes . . . until your best friend eats the whole cake and doesn't save you one bite. Moving from happiness to sadness and everything in between, Camper and Clam have a hard time finding their way back to happy. But maybe happy isn't the goal--being a good friend is about supporting each other and feeling all the feels together. At once funny and thoughtful, The Happy Book supports social-emotional learning. It's a book to keep young readers company no matter how they're feeling!

Inside Jokes

Author: Matthew M. Hurley
Publisher: MIT Press
ISBN: 026201582X
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 374

Book Description
Some things are funny -- jokes, puns, sitcoms, Charlie Chaplin, The Far Side, Malvolio with his yellow garters crossed -- but why? Why does humor exist in the first place? Why do we spend so much of our time passing on amusing anecdotes, making wisecracks, watching The Simpsons? In Inside Jokes, Matthew Hurley, Daniel Dennett, and Reginald Adams offer an evolutionary and cognitive perspective. Humor, they propose, evolved out of a computational problem that arose when our long-ago ancestors were furnished with open-ended thinking. Mother Nature -- aka natural selection -- cannot just order the brain to find and fix all our time-pressured misleaps and near-misses. She has to bribe the brain with pleasure. So we find them funny. This wired-in source of pleasure has been tickled relentlessly by humorists over the centuries, and we have become addicted to the endogenous mind candy that is humor.

Funniest Joke Book (for All Ages)

Author: Rob Morris
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 66

Book Description
This book is specially written to make you laugh and giggle, the jokes are clean and they are good to go for all ages, either adult or kids.This is the best joke book ever, the jokes were not just only funny but also long enough to keep suspense!!After reading, if you enjoyed this book, please consider leaving an honest review on your favorite store.

Baby Monkey, Private Eye

Author: Brian Selznick
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 1338257293
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 197

Book Description
Caldecott Medalist Brian Selznick and debut children's book author David Serlin create a dazzling new format especially for young children! A New York Times Bestselling Book An Amazon Best Book of the Year A Kirkus Reviews Best Book of the Year Parents Magazine Best Early Reader of the Year "A marvel." --The New York Times "Inventive... fabulously expressive..." --San Francisco Chronicle Who is Baby Monkey? He is a baby. He is a monkey. He has a job. He is Baby Monkey, Private Eye! Lost jewels? Missing pizza? Stolen spaceship? Baby Monkey can help... if he can put on his pants! Baby Monkey's adventures come to life in an exciting blend of picture book, beginning reader, and graphic novel. With pithy text and over 120 black and white drawings accented with red, it is ideal for sharing aloud and for emerging readers.

Stop Me If You've Heard This: A History and Philosophy of Jokes

Author: Jim Holt
Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company
ISBN: 0393069443
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 160

Book Description
“Finally I understand what it is I’ve been laughing at all these years.”—Jimmy Kimmel From the best-selling author of Why Does the World Exist? comes this outrageous, uproarious compendium of absurdity, filth, racy paradox, and gratuitous offensiveness—just the kind of mature philosophical reflection readers have come to expect from the ever-entertaining Jim Holt. Indeed, Stop Me If You’ve Heard This is the first book to trace the evolution of the joke all the way from the standup comics of ancient Athens to the comedy-club Seinfelds of today. After exploring humor’s history in Part One, Holt delves into philosophy in Part Two: Wall Street jokes; jokes about rednecks and atheists, bulimics and politicians; jokes you missed if you didn’t go to a Catholic girls’ school; jokes about logic and existence itself . . . all became fodder for the grand theories of Aristotle, Kant, Freud, and Wittgenstein in this heady mix of the high and low, of the ribald and profound, from America’s most beloved philosophical pundit.

American Lutheran Survey

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Category : Lutheran Church
Languages : en
Pages : 846

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