Two Old Farts and a Motorhome!!

Author: Patti Trickett
Publisher: Author House
ISBN: 1467883166
Category : Literary Criticism
Languages : en
Pages : 221

Book Description
DIVING HEADLONG INTO RIB TICKLING SITUATIONS, WITH HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES. THIS BOOK WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD!! Leading up to retirement, authoress Patti Trickett and her husband Chris bought a 2 berth motor home. Enjoying regular short breaks in the U.K; they eventually had an extended tour of Scotland to celebrate their retirement. Learning the necessary skills of touring, the experienced some hilarious situations! Returning home, they decided to do extensive planning, and drive their motor home through Central Europe to their villa in Crete! Come with them, as they drive over the Swiss Alps. Live their hippy life style, as they camp near the golden sands of the Adriatic. Beach comb for shells, and collect driftwood for the BBQ, then dance in the surf at midnight under a full moon. You are invited to take a romantic trip on a gondola in Venice, or do some sightseeing at the ancient Acropolis of Athens. The ultimate destination was to arrive at their villa in Crete, and visit the remote villages, high in the Psiloritis Mountains, where they make true and lasting friendships, and meet many colourful characters whilst out walking.

Two Old Farts in the Night Live

Author: Barry Cryer
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781858498348
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

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Two Old Farts

Author: Doug Young
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781922854292
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Two Old Farts is the story of two retired friends, Frank and Jack. With the aid of a Kirlian camera, this little band of conspirators are the only people who can prevent World War III.

Tit For Tat

Author: D. Chandler
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 0595446957
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 234

Book Description
Retired house painter and old time biker, Aldo Chambers, is aggravated over his purchase of a used laptop computer. Aldo's old time biker buddies learn why he is po'd and this knowledge is enough for them to initiate a plan of revenge. Their plan becomes a rallying cry for other unrelated groups who have also been victimized by the seller. Aldo's elderly biker cohorts, the Hill Country Hellers, cry: "It's tit for tat time!" The Byway Wanderers Senior RV Club members agree: "It's time to pay the piper!" The Capitol Town Mens Chorus members intone: "It's just desserts time!" The staff of the Datum Associates Research Lab insist: "It's payback time!" And for Tit For Tat readers, you may enjoy 'getting back' at the seller as well. Just how often do you get an opportunity to participate in a 'get even' scheme aimed at someone who has screwed you?

Old Farts on a Bus

Author: C. A. Hocking
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780975849026
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 246

Book Description
What happens when you put 30 senior citizens who don't know each other on a bus in a foreign country?Quite a lot actually. And it's more fun than a barrel of monkeys!OLD FARTS ON A BUS is an insightful, humorous and sometimes poignant look at the challenges and eccentricities of growing older.

Nursery Rhymes for Old Farts

Author: CAM Harlan
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780976255314
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 112

Book Description
Hard Cover Version with dust jacket: A short collection of rhymes pertaining to the early years of people now over 60 years of age. Grandparents were really old and lost parents were not old enough, but old farts and bags are not old. We have just been around for a long time. In our many rich memories and accumulation of years there is a comfort that young people cannot fathom. This book is about those memories; but, more, it is about the comfort. It is about spelling, and singing, and in heads and hearts, and in learning to kipple, and in world's records, and in firsts, and in horses and reindeer, and in mankind, and in love. It is not about what most see in those words and phrases, but what may be in them when relished with the comfort of age. So much comfort, we can kid each other about being old farts and bags. Lost in Thought Quick as a wink, I stopped to think . . . ! You must be over 60 years of age to purchase this book; or you must cross your heart and promise to give it to someone over 60. ........ Reminisce with an old fart!

Car and Driver

Author:
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Automobile drivers
Languages : en
Pages : 1178

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Gasoline

Author: James D. Houston
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Authors, American
Languages : en
Pages : 136

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Assholes Finish First

Author: Tucker Max
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1439198691
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 434

Book Description
Presents a new collection of alcohol-induced "fratire" adventures in hedonism that convey the author's experiences of being intoxicated at inappropriate times, seducing a large number of women, and otherwise living in complete disregard of social norms.

Cars & Parts

Author:
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Automobiles
Languages : en
Pages : 1044

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