A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes

Author: Macmillan Children's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1529043085
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 240

Book Description
Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s Decembrrrrr! What do elves use to make Christmas cakes? Elf-raising flour! What’s miserable and covered in custard? Apple grumble! Packed full of seasonal silliness and funny festive jokes that will keep you laughing for days – and that's sno joke! From Christmas jokes to food jokes, dinosaur jokes to pirate jokes, these laugh-out-loud one-liners are just the sort that you'd find in Christmas crackers. The perfect stocking filler, A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes is decorated with humourous black and white line drawings and packed with hundreds of hilarious jokes about all sort of topics.

Tickle Your Teacher

Author: Peter Hepplewhite
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 9780330434232
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 180

Book Description
A bumper book bursting with jokes, anecdotes, insults, activities and silly verses about school life. Laugh your itchy, grey regulation socks off at vile canteen meals, playground mayhem, beastly bullies and terrible teachers! Pupil: There's a dead fly in my soup! Dinner lady: What do you expect in school dinners? A live one?! Q: Why did the art teacher take a pencil to bed? A: Because she wanted to draw the curtains.

The Bumper B3ta Book of Sick Jokes

Author: Rob Manuel
Publisher: Friday Project
ISBN: 9781905548286
Category : English wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
This joke book presents the jokes you might be afraid to repeat to your closest friends, totally uncensored and illustrated.

The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes

Author: Macmillan Adult's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1447247256
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 289

Book Description
Hundreds of very funny, silly jokes on every topic you can think of! What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dunk an elephant in your tea. Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? Because two heads are better than one. What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley. With over 750 jokes, The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes will have kids and adults laughing non-stop! The perfect book for rainy days at home or long car journeys.

The Bumper Book

Author: Watty Piper
Publisher: Price Stern Sloan
ISBN: 9780448420011
Category : Children's literature
Languages : en
Pages : 63

Book Description
Enchanting, timeless children's classics by A.A. MilneRobert Louis Stevenson and more. Includes "The Owl and the Pussy Cat", "The Gingham Dog and the Calico Cat", "Wynken, Blynken and Nod", as well as other beloved favorites.

Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes

Author: Geoff Tibballs
Publisher: Constable
ISBN: 9781841199672
Category : Wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 512

Book Description
The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes - an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted. Even a blonde would blush ...if she got any of them.

The Tim Vine Bumper Book of Silliness

Author: Tim Vine
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1409127613
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 128

Book Description
Comedian and TV star Tim Vine delivers a jam-packed, laugh-a-minute assortment of hilarious silliness. Welcome to THE TIM VINE BUMPER BOOK OF SILLINESS. Put your 3D glasses on now. And then remove them because they won't make any difference. This is a bit like an annual. Annual love it. It's filled with silly jokes, daft quizzes, zany pictures and other silly stuff too. We live in a very serious world but now and again it's good to forget about that and say things like 'lozenge waffle' or 'giraffe sprocket'. Ideally to a stranger.

The Amazing Joke Book

Author: Joel (Writer) Jessup
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781788886390
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 304

Book Description

The Bumper Book of Simon's Cat

Author: Simon Tofield
Publisher: Canongate Books
ISBN: 1782111824
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 415

Book Description
In the last five years, Simon's Cat has become a national treasure and a global phenomenon. Star of over twenty-five films, which have been watched over 350 million times, and winner of a dozen major industry awards, Simon's Cat has captured the hearts of a global audience. In this ebook edition author, animator and illustrator Simon Tofield brings together the best cartoons from the first three bestselling books, with exclusive new material and a unique 'How to Draw' section. This really is The Bumper Book of Simon's Cat.

The Bumper Book of Mormon Humor

Author: John David Card
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 42

Book Description
What do you get when you cross a serious sociological treatise with any excuse to make a bunch of polygamy jokes?