Are You a Dickhead?

Author: Fred Mogura
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780987267764
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 136

Book Description
This book, Are You A Dickhead?, asks the reader 100 simple questions and provides the reader with a choice of 5 circle the letter style simple answers. By answering all of the questions, the reader can create a DH Score. This enables the reader to determine whether he or she is:* A Dickhead.* Close to being a Dickhead, and if so, how close to becoming an indisputable Dickhead.* Isn't a Dickhead.Are You A Dickhead? takes a humorous but also educational look at manners and lack of manners. It looks at things that people do and don't do in Public, when Getting Around, in Relationships, and in their Brain that make them Dickheads.

A Book for a Dickhead

Author: Adam Stevenson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781980319245
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 44

Book Description
This book is an ideal novelty gift for the dickhead in your life. Contains inspirational quotes to remind them that they are a dickhead.

How to Be a Proper Dick Head

Author: Robert Randles
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781791525446
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 28

Book Description
If you have ever strived to be a dickhead, then this is the ultimate guide.We will instruct you on the intricacies of being a nob job. How can you strive to become a better or more complete 'dick head'. This book is a testimony to the fine art of being the ultimate 'dick head'.Some dickheads are just stupid, but some are real dickheads. There are lots of ways to be better at it.So fasten your belts, and prepare to master the 'dickheadness' of your inner dickhead.

Average 70kg D**khead

Author: DAN. PRONK
Publisher: Vivid Publishing
ISBN: 9781925846744
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 144

Book Description
Ever get the feeling that you're destined for great things, but you don't quite know how to get started? Perhaps you're stuck in a rut with life passing you by and a fear that you will die wondering what you could have achieved? If so this book is for you. Average 70kg D**khead tracks key life events of Dr Dan Pronk from his beginnings as an average chubby kid, through his failed attempt at professional triathlon, onto becoming a doctor, joining army Special Forces, being decorated for his conduct in action in Afghanistan, and then onto his post-army career as a medical executive and co-owner of a multimillion dollar business. Throughout the book Dan shares his motivational philosophies and key lessons learned from his journey. He breaks down the goal setting process and provides examples of how seemingly impossible goals can be deconstructed into smaller and smaller achievable sub-goals, creating a clear pathway to getting started and moving towards your ambitious objectives. Dan highlights the crucial factor of persistence in goal attainment and uses case studies from the Special Forces selection process to illustrate that average people with above-average persistence will beat stronger, smarter, faster, and more educated people who are not as willing to persist every time. This book will inspire you to do more. Be it to get off the couch and get started, or double down on your existing goals and supercharge your commitment to them. You only get one go at this life, so what are you waiting for? Give it a read and get going!

The No Asshole Rule

Author: Robert I. Sutton
Publisher: Business Plus
ISBN: 0759518017
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 166

Book Description
The definitive guide to working with -- and surviving -- bullies, creeps, jerks, tyrants, tormentors, despots, backstabbers, egomaniacs, and all the other assholes who do their best to destroy you at work. "What an asshole!" How many times have you said that about someone at work? You're not alone! In this groundbreaking book, Stanford University professor Robert I. Sutton builds on his acclaimed Harvard Business Review article to show you the best ways to deal with assholes...and why they can be so destructive to your company. Practical, compassionate, and in places downright funny, this guide offers: Strategies on how to pinpoint and eliminate negative influences for good Illuminating case histories from major organizations A self-diagnostic test and a program to identify and keep your own "inner jerk" from coming out The No Asshole Rule is a New York Times, Wall Street Journal, USA Today and Business Week bestseller.

Effin' Birds

Author: Aaron Reynolds
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
ISBN: 1984856286
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 210

Book Description
A compact, comprehensive, and very silly field guide featuring more than 200 of the rudest birds on earth—from the creator of the Webby Award–winning hit Instagram account! Effin’ Birds is the most eagerly anticipated new volume in the grand and noble profession of nature writing and bird identification. Sitting proudly alongside Sibley, Kaufman, and Peterson, this book contains more than 150 pages crammed full of classic, monochrome plumage art paired with the delightful but dirty aphorisms (think “I’m going to need more booze to deal with this week”) that made the Effin’ Birds feed a household name. Also included in its full, Technicolor glory is John James Audubon’s most beautiful work matched with modern life advice. Including never-before-seen birds, insults, and field notes, this guide is a must-have for any effin’ fan or birder.

DICKHEAD - Swear Word Coloring Books

Author: Purple Kush
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 57

Book Description
Are you looking for a hilarious hen party gift, white elephant gift, or funny gag birthday present? Then Look no further than this so rude DICKHEAD coloring book for adults! This has hyper details hand drawing 25 sweary word pages that is totally obnoxious, but also hilarious in designs to help you color away any stress you may have. These are featured all ridiculously rude words you can think of from Cunt to Fuck, also rare words you may not think of like Beef curtain or Blue Waffle! Fan of the curse, offensive and swear words, this coloring book is a must-have for your collection! Product Details Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover design Perfect for all coloring mediums Large format 8.5"x11.0" (22x28cm) pages This swearing coloring book for adults is absolutely perfect for chilling and relaxing at-home activity for open-minded people. It is a great for adults who like coloring books with hysterically awful content. SCROLL UP AND GRAB YOUR BOOK TODAY!

Moby Dickhead, Or, the White Zombie Whale

Author: Kelly Jameson
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781479151486
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 714

Book Description
EXHILARATING! A PARODY OF GINORMOUS PROPORTIONS! Moby Dick: or, the White Whale, was written by Herman Melville in 1851. Now considered a great American novel, it's ripe for zombification. The adventures of Fishpail aboard the randy sailing vessel P-God, commanded by a fellow called Captain Ascab, are heretofore set down as never before as the crew chases the big, fat, stinky, blubbery, white zombie whale that bit off Ascab's leg-and still hungers for his brain. Ascab is bent on revenge. Even zombie hermit crabs, undead sharks, too much Spaghetto, a sea of bad puns, foul language, and urbandictionary.com slang, cruel fart jokes, exploding gallbladders, cannibals, and parking tickets will not deter him. He will find Moby Dickhead and destroy him, because Moby Dickhead's a really big, undead dickhead. So quit your blubbering and read this classic tale. You know you've had it on your chum bucket list forever. So just do it. Now. Rated T.I., for Totally Immature

Diary of a Dickhead

Author: Edmund Wells
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781499598360
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 278

Book Description
The most ordinary life can be compelling when you are a miserable sod with a bizarre world view. Especially when you have close brushes with some of the most impactful global events of the last few decades. This collection of diary entries is both delightful and perplexing as we see the world of the author from birth to death as he unwittingly offends, ponders and attempts to make sense of the idiots that surround him.At moments he is unwittingly sweet as his journey into adulthood sees his high aspirations falling short and he begins to learn to appreciate what he has rather than long for what he desires.This secret account of the author's inner-most thoughts becomes living proof that even a dickhead can be loveable.

Hey Dickhead, Read This!

Author: You
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781522747383
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 48

Book Description
Hi, nice to meet you. You think you're going to get the usual crap in the description field telling you that this book is going to sort your life out. Forget that shit. I'm talking to you right now. Yeah you might think you are talking to some faceless book but I am talking to you. The reason I know I am talking to you is because I AM you. Now fucking look inside this book and start at the first page. What? You don't like being told what to do by a book? Shut up and get used to it. See you on the first page. Page 1 So you made it. Well done dickhead. You're interested enough in yourself to have a conversation with an inanimate object such as a book. Pat yourself on the back dickhead. So why do I call you a dickhead? Simple answer is because I can, and always have. You can substitute the word dickhead with douchebag, idiot, moron, prick, fuck head... you get the drift. I've probably called you all of them in the past, but let's stick with dickhead. I like dickhead. Remember that bit where I said I was you? You thought 'what a joker' when I said that, didn't you? Some people may have put the book down but some of you have kept reading. And if you did, realise that this book may be you. Now hear me out and listen up. I am your inner voice, your subconscious. It is your subconscious talking right back to you right now. You get me? You in? We on the same page? So the big question is: are you ready to meet you? The you that sits and resides within your skin? It's going to be quite a journey but once you get to know you, a.k.a. me, your life will never be the same. Feels funny talking to yourself doesn't it? But that's what you do. Every day and every night, 24 hours a day. Whether you're awake or asleep you and I are in constant contact. But let's get something straight before we move on: I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU. Get that dickhead? I tell you what to do and not the other way round. Let's not get confused. I am your boss. The reason I know that is because I can call you a dickhead and you still listen to me. Wanna call me a dickhead? I would hear you but the problem is you never dare do it. Most of the time, you're too scared to even speak to me. You simply listen to what I say, and meekly oblige. So when I said I am more powerful than you it sounded pretty arrogant didn't it? The problem is I am arrogant. The thing is I am more powerful than you because I KNOW more than you. Knowledge is power - you know that, I concede. I have access to parts of your brain and memory that you can't access. Well you do have access, but it's via me. I'm that big bouncer in front of the entrance of the club called "YOU" in neon lights. I have access to everything that has happened to you in your life. Thing is I remember everything what happened to you and your emotional responses. You consult me a lot. You trust me. I look after you. So why are we chatting? I think we're chatting because you have just become aware of me and you want to get to know me better. I want you to get to know me better. The more you know me, the better me and you are going to get on. The better me and you get on, the better life you will have. Trust me. So the next lot of chapters are all about improving our relationship. I know I dropped the "relationship" word early but me and you are partners for life. We are kindred spirits. We are married. We are first loves. There is no one else for you other than me. So it's important we get on, right? So move on to the next chapter dickhead. I just called you dickhead to remind you that I can call you dickhead. Got that dickhead?