Mommy Drinks Because You Cry

Author: Castle Point Books
Publisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 1250281768
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Bring Mommy back from the brink with a fun drink! Nap time is the new happy hour. Mommy Drinks Because You Cry is a book of ten clever pop-out coasters and reviving cocktail recipes that will dazzle any frazzled mom. Feel the liberation of a girls’ night out done right, or embrace that wine-mom attitude with a book full of easy-to-make, easy-to-imbibe drinks. When you need a reprieve from making miracles happen at all hours of the day, break out these hilarious coasters.

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry

Author: Hannah Caner
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781635612561
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

Book Description

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry Coloring Book

Author: Linework Press
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 42

Book Description
Book Feature: - 20 Coloring Pages with Funny Quotes - 8.5x11 Inches - Glossy Paperback Soft Cover - Prefect for Mom who Loves Drinks

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry A Sarcastic Coloring Book

Author: Keepherwords Series
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 80

Book Description
Treat your friend or colleague who is a new mother with a copy of this 8.5x11 coloring book. A relaxing activity that is sure to improve her mood after a tiring day by coloring through pages full of snarky quotes and calming designs. This is an excellent gift to show your support. Get her one today.

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry

Author: Hannah Caner
Publisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 9781250119919
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!

Reasons Mommy Drinks

Author: Lyranda Martin-Evans
Publisher: Crown
ISBN: 0385349300
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 226

Book Description
A wickedly funny look at the challenges of new parenthood. With cocktail recipes. Being a new mom is “AHHHH! WHAT HAVE I DONE?” hard. Why are all these tiny clothes so expensive? Who wrote these mind-numbing board books? Will Mommy ever carry a purse again that’s not a diaper bag? And how is she even functioning off so little sleep? Reasons Mommy Drinks is a fresh, insightful, and hilarious collection of the various struggles faced by new parents—from mommy groups and single-people envy to the end of maternity leave—with a well-deserved cocktail recipe to go with each one. This must-have resource will help sleep-deprived new moms survive the baby years with their sense of humor, if not their lives as they once knew them, intact.

Drunk Mom

Author: Jowita Bydlowska
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0698156390
Category : Psychology
Languages : en
Pages : 234

Book Description
“An intense, complex and disturbing story, bravely and beautifully told. I read Drunk Mom with my jaw on the floor, which doesn’t happen to me that often.” —Lena Dunham Three years after giving up drinking, Jowita Bydlowska found herself throwing back a glass of champagne like it was ginger ale. It was a special occasion: a party celebrating the birth of her first child. It also marked Bydlowska’s immediate, full-blown return to crippling alcoholism. In the gritty and sometimes grimly comic tradition of the bestselling memoirs Lit by Mary Karr and Smashed by Koren Zailckas, Drunk Mom is Bydlowska’s account of the ways substance abuse took control of her life—the binges and blackouts, the humiliations, the extraordinary risk-taking—as well as her fight toward recovery as a young mother. This courageous memoir brilliantly shines a light on the twisted logic of an addicted mind and the powerful, transformative love of one’s child. Ultimately it gives hope, especially to those struggling in the same way.

Moms Who Drink and Swear

Author: Nicole Knepper
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 110165094X
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 337

Book Description
If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. This irreverant, hilarious guide to the trials of motherhood makes the perfect gift for mom—or any woman with a huge heart and a mouth that sometimes needs washing out with soap. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.

In the Water They Can't See You Cry

Author: Amanda Beard
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1451644388
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 256

Book Description
"A seven-time Olympic medalist describes her battles with depression, eating disorders and substance abuse in spite of her successful career, recounting how she hid her struggles from her loved ones before seeking help and finding renewal in the birth of her son. 75,000 first printing."

Why Mommy Drinks

Author: Gill Sims
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0008267456
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 283

Book Description
Why Mommy Drinks is the brilliant novel from Gill Sims, the author of the online sensation Peter and Jane.