Things Better Than BOOBS

Author: Theodore Rasbury
Publisher: Author House
ISBN: 1468526626
Category : Philosophy
Languages : en
Pages : 132

Book Description
Things Better than BOOBS is creative, suspenseful, sarcastic, and laughter provoking all at once. It’s hilarious and clever take-home message campaigns loudly for an agreeably timeless yet generally unspoken notion. It is a brilliant gift idea for any humorous occasion and a must have on any book shelf or coffee table where sarcasm meets intellectual wit.

The Booby Trap and Other Bits and Boobs

Author: Dawn O'Porter
Publisher: Hot Key Books
ISBN: 147140143X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 188

Book Description
In aid of breast cancer charities. A collection of stories from famous names with one thing in common - boobs! Knockers, baps, bazoomas and hooters - big ones, small ones, man boobs, boob jobs and lopsided lady lumps - every boob tells a story. From teenage diaries that will make you laugh out loud and squirm with embarrassment, to heart-breaking first-hand celebrity confessions, journalist and author Dawn O'Porter is joined by celebrities such as Caitlin Moran, Chris O'Dowd, Jameela Jamil and Sarah Millican in a big book of all things booby. Bestselling authors also contribute with writing from Maureen Johnson, Marian Keyes, Patrick Ness, Laura Dockrill, James Dawson, Will Hill, Maude Apatow and Benjamin Zephaniah. This is a full-frontal insight into breasts, nips, pecs and all the other bits and boobs.

Breasteses - Why Men Love Breasts

Author: Maximo Montoya
Publisher: Andrews UK Limited
ISBN: 1789820502
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 73

Book Description
What exactly IS it about breasts that men find so fascinating? What do men talk about when women aren't around? What can both men and women learn about the opposite sex that will lead to stronger and more fulfilling relationships? All these questions and more are answered in this funny, honest and thought-provoking book by Maximo Montoya. With each chapter focused around a common theme in relationships, the author offers not only his thoughts and anecdotes, but also genuine advice from which we could all learn a great deal. Whether you're a woman who wants to understand men a little better, or a man who wants to learn what it is about us that women love and hate, this is the perfect book for you!

A Boob's Life

Author: Leslie Lehr
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1643136232
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 393

Book Description
A Boob’s Life explores the surprising truth about women’s most popular body part with vulnerable, witty frankness and true nuggets of American culture that will resonate with everyone who has breasts—or loves them. Author Leslie Lehr wants to talk about boobs. She’s gone from size AA to DDD and everything between, from puberty to motherhood, enhancement to cancer, and beyond. And she’s not alone—these are classic life stages for women today. At turns funny and heartbreaking, A Boob’s Life explores both the joys and hazards inherent to living in a woman’s body. Lehr deftly blends her personal narrative with national history, starting in the 1960s with the women’s liberation movement and moving to the current feminist dialogue and what it means to be a woman. Her insightful and clever writing analyzes how America’s obsession with the female form has affected her own life’s journey and the psyche of all women today. From her prize-winning fiction to her viral New York Times Modern Love essay, exploring the challenges facing contemporary women has been Lehr’s life-long passion. A Boob’s Life, her first project since breast cancer treatment, continues this mission, taking readers on a wildly informative, deeply personal, and utterly relatable journey. No matter your gender, you’ll never view this sexy and sacred body part the same way again.

Tenacious

Author: Blake Allwood
Publisher: Blake Allwood Publishing
ISBN: 1956727272
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 296

Book Description
Zach wants love despite a nasty breakup. Lane has given up on love completely. Can they overcome their pasts and have a chance at true love? After meeting at a dance club, one disaster follows another blocking their road toward romance. Despite their intense attraction, the odds seem stacked against them. In this hurt to comfort romance, will Zach and Lane be able to overcome these obstacles, or will the past destroy their love forever? Novella

Men Are Stupid . . . And They Like Big Boobs

Author: Joan Rivers
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1416599223
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 306

Book Description
Delivered with Joan's signature sense of humour, Men Are Stupid...And They Like Big Boobs is a no-nonsense, common-sense, "can-we-talk" guide to the ins and outs of such increasingly common beauty procedures as botox injections, chemical peels, microdermabrasion, liposuction, rhinoplasty, eye lifts, breast augmentation-and much more. Chapters include: Peels and Fillers, Sucks to Be You, Eyes Wide Open, Care Enough to Do Your Very, Very Breast, Less Where You Don't Want It, More Where You Do, and Bringing Up the Rear. Filled with practical wisdom and plenty of wisecracks, this fun and inspirational guide is for every woman who wants to look and feel gorgeous.

Breasts

Author: Florence Williams
Publisher: Text Publishing
ISBN: 1921922648
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 351

Book Description
Feted and fetishised, the breast is an evolutionary masterpiece. But in the modern world, the breast is changing. Breasts are getting bigger, developing earlier and attracting newfangled chemicals. Increasingly, the odds are stacked against us in the struggle against breast cancer—even among men. So what makes breasts so mercurial—and so vulnerable? As part of the research for this book, science journalist Florence Williams underwent tests on her own breasts and breast milk. She was shocked to learn that she was feeding her baby not just milk but also fire retardants and a whole host of other chemicals, all ingested throughout her life and stored in her breast tissue. At its heart, Breasts: a natural and unnatural history is the story of how our breasts went from being honed by the environment to being harmed by it; a revealing and at times alarming look at the way the changes in our environments, diets and lifestyles have altered our breasts, our health and, ultimately, the health of future generations. Accessible and entertaining—part biology, part anthropology and part medical journalism—Breasts is a wake-up call for all women.

Stupid and Contagious

Author: Caprice Crane
Publisher: 5 Spot
ISBN: 044655104X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 258

Book Description
In this hilarious, romantic comedy, two twenty-something neighbors embark on a zany mission to meet the founder of Starbucks, and in doing so, find each other.

Born to Fly

Author: Michael Ferrari
Publisher: Yearling
ISBN: 0375846077
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 226

Book Description
Ever since she can remember, Bird has loved flying in small propeller airplanes with her mechanic dad. When the local airstrip is turned into a military flight school, Bird is in heaven—and she manages to turn one young airman's interest in her older sister into some personal flight lessons. Then a young Japanese American student named Kenji Fujita joins Bird's class, and the entire school seems to be convinced that he's a spy, a secret agent, or at the very least, that he and his uncle want the Japs to win. But through a class project, Bird and Kenji befriend each other and accidentally discover real spy activity in the area. So begins an adventure that will shake the town and may even change the future of the United States. Winner of the Dell Yearling Contest

Borland’S Sorrow

Author: Philip A. Fortnam
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 1532006624
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 294

Book Description
It is February 2003 when fourth grade teacher Keith Morris receives orders to deploy to Iraq. As a soldier with the Massachusetts National Guard, Keith knows that making personal sacrifices is just part of the job. Still, he cannot help but wonder if things go bad in the midst of Operation Iraqi Freedom, will he be courageous or will he falter in the face of fear? Either way, Keith is about to find out. Just two months later, Keith nearly dies when the truck he is driving hits an IED. After he recuperates and resumes his duties that include teaching Iraqi children, Keith soon realizes he has not just changed physically, but mentally as well. Finally when his deployment ends, Keith gratefully returns home to what he hopes is a normal life. Five years later just before Keiths unit deploys to Iraq again, he inadvertently reunites with an old love and discovers that it is never too late to start again. A bold and compassionate solider joined his squad, too. But as the volatile Middle East awaits his arrival, Keith must somehow find hope within a world where nothing is ever certain. Keith deploys with Allison on his mind and Corporal Hamblin at his side as the soldiers fulfill the mission in a less hostile but still very dangerous Iraq. Borlands Sorrow shares the gripping military tale of a National Guardsmans journey as he deploys to Iraq, overcomes PTSD, and bravely attempts to hold onto his dreams.