Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes

Author: Geoff Tibballs
Publisher: Constable
ISBN: 9781841199672
Category : Wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 512

The Mammoth Book of the Funniest Cartoons of All Time

Author: Geoff Tibbals
Publisher: Running PressBook Pub
ISBN: 9780786718313
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 520

Book Description
A compendium of 450 top-selected cartoons from around the world includes pieces by such artists as Peter Arno, Posy Simmonds, and Charles Addams and is thematically arranged under such headings as Sport, Sex, and the Long Arm of the Law, in a volume complemented by brief artist biographies. Original.

Motor Racing's Strangest Races

Author: Geoff Tibballs
Publisher: Portico
ISBN: 1911042572
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 262

Book Description
Since 1894, when motor racing’s colourful history began with a bang (and a banger!), drivers, racers and lunatics alike have done many stupid and bizarre things all in the name of motor sport. Author Geoff Tibballs has gathered together this absorbing collection of stories from over a century of motor racing around the world, including the Frenchman who drove 25 miles in reverse, the Grand Prix in which the leading drivers were so far ahead that they stopped for a meal in the pits, the Le Mans 24-hour race won by a car patched up with chewing gum, and the driver who drank six bottles of champagne – virtually one per pit-stop – on the way to winning the Indianapolis 500. The stories in this book are bizarre, fascinating, hilarious, and, most importantly, true. Revised, redesigned and updated for a new generation of petrolheads, this book contains enough extraordinary-but-true tales to drive anyone around the bend. Word count: 45,000

The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes

Author: Geoff Tibballs
Publisher: Running Press
ISBN: 9780786716012
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes—an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted or easily offended. This unique and up-to-the-minute compendium features thousands of politically incorrect jokes covering every topic from Alzheimer's to Zoos. Among the themes are Accidents, Adultery, Australians, Breasts, Cannibals, Cowboys, Drunks, Farting, Flight Attendants, Foreplay, Honeymoons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Marriage, Masturbation, Nuns, Old age, Orgasms, Parrots, Priests, Sodomy, Surgery, Therapy, and, of course, Viagra.

Seriously Sick Jokes

Author:
Publisher: Ulysses Press
ISBN: 1569757097
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 146

Book Description
A treasury of irreverent, politically incorrect, and wholly distasteful jokes represents top-selected submissions to the b3ta.com Web site, in a volume that is complemented by equally biting illustrations. Original.

The Disappearing Spoon

Author: Sam Kean
Publisher: Little, Brown
ISBN: 0316089087
Category : Science
Languages : en
Pages : 333

Book Description
From New York Times bestselling author Sam Kean comes incredible stories of science, history, finance, mythology, the arts, medicine, and more, as told by the Periodic Table. Why did Gandhi hate iodine (I, 53)? How did radium (Ra, 88) nearly ruin Marie Curie's reputation? And why is gallium (Ga, 31) the go-to element for laboratory pranksters? The Periodic Table is a crowning scientific achievement, but it's also a treasure trove of adventure, betrayal, and obsession. These fascinating tales follow every element on the table as they play out their parts in human history, and in the lives of the (frequently) mad scientists who discovered them. The Disappearing Spoon masterfully fuses science with the classic lore of invention, investigation, and discovery -- from the Big Bang through the end of time. Though solid at room temperature, gallium is a moldable metal that melts at 84 degrees Fahrenheit. A classic science prank is to mold gallium spoons, serve them with tea, and watch guests recoil as their utensils disappear.

The Emperor of All Maladies

Author: Siddhartha Mukherjee
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1439170916
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 624

Book Description
Winner of the Pulitzer Prize and a documentary from Ken Burns on PBS, this New York Times bestseller is “an extraordinary achievement” (The New Yorker)—a magnificent, profoundly humane “biography” of cancer—from its first documented appearances thousands of years ago through the epic battles in the twentieth century to cure, control, and conquer it to a radical new understanding of its essence. Physician, researcher, and award-winning science writer, Siddhartha Mukherjee examines cancer with a cellular biologist’s precision, a historian’s perspective, and a biographer’s passion. The result is an astonishingly lucid and eloquent chronicle of a disease humans have lived with—and perished from—for more than five thousand years. The story of cancer is a story of human ingenuity, resilience, and perseverance, but also of hubris, paternalism, and misperception. Mukherjee recounts centuries of discoveries, setbacks, victories, and deaths, told through the eyes of his predecessors and peers, training their wits against an infinitely resourceful adversary that, just three decades ago, was thought to be easily vanquished in an all-out “war against cancer.” The book reads like a literary thriller with cancer as the protagonist. Riveting, urgent, and surprising, The Emperor of All Maladies provides a fascinating glimpse into the future of cancer treatments. It is an illuminating book that provides hope and clarity to those seeking to demystify cancer.

Winning

Author: Jack Welch
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061757586
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 388

Book Description
A champion manager of people, Jack Welch shares the hard-earned wisdom of a storied career in what will become the ultimate business bible With Winning, Jack Welch delivers a wide-ranging, in-depth, no-holds-barred management guidebook about the tough strategic, organizational, and personal challenges that face people at every stage of their careers. Loaded with candid personal anecdotes, hard-hitting advice, and invaluable dos and don’ts, Jack explains his theory of business, by laying out the four most important principles that form the foundation of his success. Chapters include: How to Get Promoted, How to Think about Strategy, How to Write a Budget that Works, How to Work for a Jerk, How Find Work-Life Balance and How Start Something New. Enlivened by quotes from business leaders that Welch interviewed especially for the book, it’s a tour de force that reflects Welch’s mastery of execution, excellence and leadership.

NSFW Dirty Jokes for Adults

Author: Them Adults
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781657305618
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 118

Book Description
NSFW Dirty Jokes for Adults Book is a collection of naughty sex jokes and adult humor. Get ready to LOL and share the laughter with these inappropriate jokes for adults. Dive deep into the dark dirty humor bush and enjoy funnies that nail it every time. NSFW or Kids! These dirty adult jokes are not for the workplace, hence the NSFW (not safe for work) warning! Also, keep away from curious kids, 18 and up, adults only! These are for those who enjoy lewd humor and enjoy the completely inappropriate jokes, sex quotes and other adult humor that must be kept away from the kids. Adult Dirty Joke Book NSFW Dirty Jokes for Adults makes the perfect gift for the inappropriate friend. Send as a gag gift, or to someone who needs a good laugh. Inside the adult dirty joke book, you'll find: Hilarious compilation of sex jokes Adult humor Funny quotes One-line jokes Long form adult jokes Great for sharing with friends Perfect Toilet Book Designed to be an easy read, start wherever in the book! NSFW Dirty Jokes for Adults - SEX JOKES, QUOTES, ADULT JOKES & RAUNCHY HUMOR

The Mammoth Book of the Kama Sutra

Author: Maxim Jakubowski
Publisher: Robinson
ISBN: 1780336993
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 353

Book Description
The original Kama Sutra was designed to help lovers to explore the height of sensual and erotic pleasure. Since then numerous variations have been produced on this manual for love-making. Here, in one giant volume, is the fullest ever collection of Kama Sutra positions and its modern variants, including all the positions featured in the original text plus over 50 more. Each position is clearly explained, with specially commissioned illustrations by award-winning artist Carolyn Weltman and Louisa Minkin. Also included are little known, revelatory stories of how each position developed, plus the full, unexpurgated hstory of the Kama Sutra's own genesis. Packed with beautiful illustrations and sensual nuggets of inspiration, The Mammoth Book of the Kama Sutra is the fullest ever collection of the world's most popular lovemaking text.