Don't Puke on Your Dad

Author: Tobby Morris
Publisher:
ISBN: 9786047459650
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : vi
Pages : 0

Book Description
The book is perfect for anyone preparing to become a father, or an elderly father who wants to take a trip back to the past. Very sincere, funny and wise. The first years of fatherhood were full of fear, chaos, sleepless nights, shirts stained with vomit... But it was also the miracle of love that made it all worthwhile.

Don't Puke on Your Dad

Author: Toby Morris
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780992249359
Category : Father and child
Languages : en
Pages : 288

Book Description
Taking the words out of every father's mouth, Toby Morris' Don't Puke on Your Dad is a hilarious and heart-warming first-hand account of the first year of parenthood. Featuring his charming illustrations, and penned in his own quirky hand, this innovative graphic novel invites the reader to share in Morris' journey through baby Max's tumultuous first year of life. Spanning the delighted but discombobulated days following his birth right through to the sentimental celebration of his first birthday, the illustrations provide an honest and amusing look at the extreme highs and lows of parenthood. The book speaks to the uncertainty that many fathers feel with regards to parenting, and explores previously un-aired topics, such as 'manly' baby talk, and pub-toilet nappy changes. An amusing read, whether casually or cover-to-cover, Don't Puke on Your Dad makes the perfect Father's Day present for anyone who has or is about to embark on the crazy roller-coaster ride that is fatherhood.

The Seventh Wish

Author: Kate Messner
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN: 1681194317
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 259

Book Description
When Charlie Brennan goes ice fishing on her town's frozen lake, she's hoping the fish she reels in will help pay for her dream: a fancy Irish dancing dress for her upcoming competition. But when Charlie's first catch of the day happens to be a talking fish offering her a wish in exchange for its freedom, her world quickly turns upside down, as her wishes go terribly and hilariously wrong. Just as Charlie is finally getting the hang of communicating with a magical wishing fish, a family crisis with her older sister brings reality into sharp focus. Charlie quickly learns that the real world doesn't always keep fairy-tale promises and life's toughest challenges can't be fixed by a simple wish . . . Acclaimed author Kate Messner expertly weaves fantasy into the ordinary, in an important story of self-reliance and hope that will open readers' eyes to the wonders and challenges of their world.

Memoirs of Nobody Special

Author: Melanie Rippey
Publisher: Fulton Books, Inc.
ISBN: 1649524560
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 249

Book Description
Memoirs of Nobody Special is full of funny, heartbreaking, trying, and awakening stories from Melanie Rippey’s life. It is an honest and lighthearted account of some of the events, mistakes, and lessons she has learned along the way. It is filled with heartwarming and personal stories from her childhood through her adult years. She talks about how she felt like nobody special for far too long and has finally decided to live life with happiness.

Don't Lick the Minivan

Author: Leanne Shirtliffe
Publisher: Skyhorse
ISBN: 1634509250
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 304

Book Description
As a woman used to traveling and living the high life in Bangkok, Leanne Shirtliffe recognized the constant fodder for humor while pregnant with twins in Asia’s sin city. But in spite of deep-fried bug cuisine and nurses who cover newborn bassinets with plastic wrap, Shirtliffe manages to keep her babies alive for a year with help from a Coca-Cola deliveryman, several waitresses, and a bra factory. Then she and her husband return home to the isolation of North American suburbia. In Don’t Lick the Minivan, Shirtliffe captures the bizarre aspects of parenting in her edgy, honest voice. She explores the hazards of everyday life with children such as: The birthday party where neighborhood kids took home skin rashes from the second-hand face paint she applied. The time she discovered her twins carving their names into her minivan’s paint with rocks. The funeral she officiated for “Stripper Barbie.” The horror of glitter. And much more! Shirtliffe eventually realizes that even if she can’t teach her kids how to tie their shoelaces, she’s a good enough mom. At least good enough to start saving for her twins’ therapy fund. And possibly her own. Shirtliffe’s memoir might not replace a therapist, but it is a lot cheaper.

Eat Cheese and Barf!

Author: Rupert U. Slime
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 9780679879350
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 136

Book Description
Make no mistake. This is not a Goosebumps book. This is a story about cheese growing wild that is guaranteed to gross you out.

You Know You're a Dad

Author: Harry Harrison
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
ISBN: 0718089871
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 207

Book Description
You know you’re a dad when you’re more impressed by the latest innovations in stroller technology than in your old sports car . . . You know you’re a dad when a wild Friday night means falling asleep in front of a cartoon with your toddler . . . You know you’re a dad when all you want for Christmas is a nanny . . .

Everything for You

Author: Chloe Liese
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0593642449
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 346

Book Description
Enemies become lovers in this sizzling sports romance about taking a chance on love when life’s taught you it’s a losing game. Oliver Bergman is a beloved rising soccer star, all sunshine smiles and the heart of their team’s spirit. To make matters worse, he’s obscenely attractive. In short: he’s genetically designed to get under misanthropic, miserable Gavin’s aggravated skin. Ten years older than Oliver and a legendary player at the end of his career, Gavin Hayes is the team’s demanding captain. He’s also a giant–albeit gorgeous–grump who lives to rain on Oliver’s parade. Especially when Oliver and Gavin are named co-captains of the team. Sick of their hostility, Coach gives them an ultimatum: put an end to their enmity or say goodbye to being captains. Forced to finally to lower their guards, Gavin and Oliver realize that they also have chemistry off the field and it’s fueled by something much more powerful than competition—an explosive attraction.

Are We Divorced, Too Daddy?

Author: Vickie Gunnells-Hodge
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 0595134246
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 154

Book Description
This book is hopefully the voice for every child who experiences any of the downs of divorce, simply because one parent chooses to do his own thing for “Just Right Now.” Divorce is hard enough for the child in and of itself without their having to deal with the fact that that loving missing parent believes his needs are more important than his child’s. This is where I believe a real difference exist in Americans and Jamaicans. Jamaicans seem to have a stronger feel for Family, Elders and loyalty. Fatherhood is not a temporary position! Most men here are more than enthused when it comes to promoting themselves for the sake of their business; it makes you wonder how does their enthusiasm diminish when it comes to involvement with their own flesh and blood! If they would just try giving themselves completely for a little while to that child they would surely see that their children’s love would fill the void they’re denying, and the love given and received from them will last longer, and weigh greater than anything else, forever.

Don't Throw Rocks

Author: Kevin K. (Kenneth) Hart
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781684980222
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 74

Book Description
Dads deserve more credit. This book is giving dads their due. Dads are there through the thick and the thin, the good and the bad, and the happy and sad. This book is a tribute to my father and all the things that he tried to impress upon me as I grew up and through my adulthood. Some lessons took longer than others. It is my wish that you find some of the stories funny, some heartwarming, but all with a lesson to give. Maybe you can learn that you aren't really that special or that you aren't owed anything. I hope that you will follow the Golden Rule and to be polite and kind. Remember, dads aren't perfect. I love my dad even though he died many years ago. He is with me always, teaching and reminding me. Your dad probably is with you as well. This book isn't about dad jokes. It's about dad lessons.