The Old Pun University Book of Uncommon Knowledge

Author: Graham Fifield
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781502797179
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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WHY DO THE FRENCH PERSIST IN ASKING "WHO LAA-LAA" BUT NEVER MENTION THE OTHER TELETUBBIES? DID THE OUTLAW JOE EVER GET TO SEE WALES? BREAKING NEWS "MAN WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE TAKEN JOURNEY ON FLYING CARPET FOUND TO BE UNDER INFLUENCE OF DJINN" In Volume 1 of an intended series (Volume II due Spring 2015 )The OPU exploits the power of the pun by demonstrating its ability to change the course of history, amend the titles and plots of classic films and books and update famous quotations and poems. Nothing which falls under the banner of Media and the Arts is sacred in a book which sets out to both test and insult the intelligence of the reader. Beginning with basic one line jokes, archive material from the heads of now diminished Faculties is presented in a variety of formats ranging from travel guides to English, French and Scottish dictionaries, breaking news items, both historical and contemporary, and special features on Soccer in Ancient Greece, Art at the Barby-Ken centre and Welsh nostalgia. A compendium of the witty, nonsensical and absurd, The OPU Book of Uncommon Knowledge is the perfect fodder for wordsmiths and crossword fanatics with a penchant for the ridiculous. Littered with new games and quizzes which require both a sound general knowledge and an aptitude for punning this is a new form of joke book which provides entertainment for all the family. All facts are incorrect at the time of going to print as the OPU lives up to its motto of promising not to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing like the truth. Specially footnoted to overcome the barriers to understanding created by age, culture and continental split, this is an opportunity for English speaking peoples around the world to gain a true understanding of how the pun can change the sublime to the ridiculous with a flick of the pen.

Catalogue of Newly Discovered Rare and Old Sanskrit Manuscripts in the Lahore Division

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Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 38

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The Book of General Ignorance

Author: John Mitchinson
Publisher: Crown Archetype
ISBN: 0307405516
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 290

Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Misconceptions, misunderstandings, and flawed facts finally get the heave-ho in this humorous, downright humiliating book of reeducation based on the phenomenal British bestseller. Challenging what most of us assume to be verifiable truths in areas like history, literature, science, nature, and more,The Book of General Ignorance is a witty “gotcha” compendium of how little we actually know about anything. It’ll have you scratching your head wondering why we even bother to go to school. Think Magellan was the first man to circumnavigate the globe, baseball was invented in America, Henry VIII had six wives, Mount Everest is the tallest mountain? Wrong, wrong, wrong, and wrong again. You’ll be surprised at how much you don’t know! Check out The Book of General Ignorance for more fun entries and complete answers to the following: How long can a chicken live without its head? About two years. What do chameleons do? They don’t change color to match the background. Never have; never will. Complete myth. Utter fabrication. Total Lie. They change color as a result of different emotional states. How many legs does a centipede have? Not a hundred. How many toes has a two-toed sloth? It’s either six or eight. Who was the first American president? Peyton Randolph. What were George Washington’s false teeth made from? Mostly hippopotamus. What was James Bond’s favorite drink? Not the vodka martini.

A Little Life

Author: Hanya Yanagihara
Publisher: Vintage
ISBN: 0804172706
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 833

Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A stunning “portrait of the enduring grace of friendship” (NPR) about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. A masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century. NATIONAL BOOK AWARD FINALIST • MAN BOOKER PRIZE FINALIST • WINNER OF THE KIRKUS PRIZE A Little Life follows four college classmates—broke, adrift, and buoyed only by their friendship and ambition—as they move to New York in search of fame and fortune. While their relationships, which are tinged by addiction, success, and pride, deepen over the decades, the men are held together by their devotion to the brilliant, enigmatic Jude, a man scarred by an unspeakable childhood trauma. A hymn to brotherly bonds and a masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century, Hanya Yanagihara’s stunning novel is about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. Look for Hanya Yanagihara’s latest bestselling novel, To Paradise.

East of Indus

Author: Gurnam Singh Sidhu Brard
Publisher: Hemkunt Press
ISBN: 9788170103608
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 452

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Terrifying Texts

Author: Cynthia J. Miller
Publisher: McFarland
ISBN: 1476671303
Category : Performing Arts
Languages : en
Pages : 269

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From Faust (1926) to The Babadook (2014), books have been featured in horror films as warnings, gateways, prisons and manifestations of the monstrous. Ancient grimoires such as the Necronomicon serve as timeless vessels of knowledge beyond human comprehension, while runes, summoning diaries, and spell books offer their readers access to the powers of the supernatural--but at what cost? This collection of new essays examines nearly a century of genre horror in which on-screen texts drive and shape their narratives, sometimes unnoticed. The contributors explore American films like The Evil Dead (1981), The Prophecy (1995) and It Follows (2014), as well as such international films as Eric Valette's Malefique (2002), Paco Cabeza's The Appeared (2007) and Lucio Fulci's The Beyond (1981).

The Book of Common Fallacies

Author: Philip Ward
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
ISBN: 1616083360
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 497

Book Description
Everything you thought you knew was...

Presentations For Dummies

Author: Malcolm Kushner
Publisher: John Wiley & Sons
ISBN: 1118069897
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 384

Book Description
Whether you’re dealing with one person or one thousand, the ability to transmit ideas in a coherent and compelling fashion is one of the most important skills you can ever develop. Want to impress your colleagues? Convince your clients? Prove your point? The key to success is what you say. To get what you want in life, you have to present yourself forcefully, credibly, and convincingly. If you need to land that big consulting job or launch a new initiative at the office, knowing how to present your case is half the battle. Luckily, Presentations For Dummies shows you the way. It gives you all the tools and tips you need to make your presentations flawless and effective, including proven advice on: Relating to your audience Overcoming stage fright Adding flare with personal stories Using humor to loosen up the crowd Making your point with visual aids From getting prepared to dealing with unexpected problems while you’re the focus of attention, this handy guide covers everything you need to make all your presentations flawless. You’ll learn how to create fantastic, effective visual aids that make your point with passion, and a whole lot more: Gathering sources and compiling data Organizing your ideas Improving your timing for maximum impact Using your pre-presentation nerves as an asset Choosing the perfect word in every instance Crafting an introduction, conclusion, and transitions Using PowerPoint to make your point Understanding what body language says about you Simple tricks for every situation Written by consultant, humorist, and professional speaker Malcolm Kushner, Presentations For Dummies tells you everything you need to know — and do — to get it right from the start. But be careful, this powerful resource could make your presentations so good that you might have to give more of them.

Sophie's World

Author: Jostein Gaarder
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
ISBN: 1466804270
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 735

Book Description
A page-turning novel that is also an exploration of the great philosophical concepts of Western thought, Jostein Gaarder's Sophie's World has fired the imagination of readers all over the world, with more than twenty million copies in print. One day fourteen-year-old Sophie Amundsen comes home from school to find in her mailbox two notes, with one question on each: "Who are you?" and "Where does the world come from?" From that irresistible beginning, Sophie becomes obsessed with questions that take her far beyond what she knows of her Norwegian village. Through those letters, she enrolls in a kind of correspondence course, covering Socrates to Sartre, with a mysterious philosopher, while receiving letters addressed to another girl. Who is Hilde? And why does her mail keep turning up? To unravel this riddle, Sophie must use the philosophy she is learning—but the truth turns out to be far more complicated than she could have imagined.

Trees of Pune

Author: Shrikant Ingalhalikar
Publisher: Shrikant Ingalhalikar
ISBN:
Category : Art
Languages : en
Pages : 249

Book Description
Pune is proudly located in the hot-spot habitat for biodiversity within the Western Ghats of India. It forms an interface between the rich Western Ghats and the dry Deccan Plateau of the east. The unique location offers Pune a diversity of habitats from semi-evergreen forests, deciduous forests, river banks to the arid thorn shrubberies. The urban hill forests enclosed within are fondly preserved by Puneites. Some British era gardens have tree species brought in from all over the world. Pune’s wealth of trees may not compare with capitals like Delhi and Bangalore, but citizens’ love for trees is certainly comparable. Many tree loving travelers have been bringing home the fascinating exotics from all over the world. The new preference of the ‘natives’ has been inviting a lot of lesser known wild species into the city gardens. The tree flora of Pune metropolitan region has over 500 species, a count that none of the Indian metros have recorded. The spectrum of species includes forest trees, exotic ornamental trees, palms, conifers, bamboos and cycads. Species are arranged as per habit groups, leaf types and characters. Species page includes photographs of leaves, flowers and fruits. Brief descriptions and phenology of flowers and leaves is given graphically. The origin and abundance is also given. A section of classified lists enumerates tree species in wild areas, gardens and avenues. Locations are given for nearly 200 rare species and 20 heritage trees. The hard copies of this popular field guide unfortunately could not be reprinted. However this ebook will once again become the pocket companion of students, landscapers, urban planners and amateur tree lovers.