Walter the Farting Dog

Author: William Kotzwinkle
Publisher: North Atlantic Books
ISBN: 1583943994
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34

Book Description
Have you ever heard a fart that could save the day? In this New York Times bestselling kids book, every toot tells a funny tale! Over one million copies sold and countless giggles shared! Meet Walter, a fine dog with flatulence. Despite his distinctive trait, he's loved by his siblings Billy and Betty. But Father has had enough! On the brink of being sent to the dog pound, Walter’s unexpected asset turns into his superpower when burglars break in. With a heroic toot, he saves the day and earns his place in the family’s heart. This hilarious tale for children ages 4-8 (and adults who aren't afraid to laugh) features surreal illustrations by Audrey Colman and an absurdly comical storyline. Walter the Farting Dog is a timeless story about acceptance, love, and the incredible power of being oneself...farts and all. Recommended by parents, librarians, and kids who know a thing or two about funny business, Walter the Farting Dog is more than just a book—it's a shared memory, a giggle-inducing classic, and a beloved family treasure. Join Walter on his windy adventure, penned by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray, and discover why this book has captured hearts for over two decades. Embrace the laughter and share this delightful read with the whole family!

Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise

Author: William Kotzwinkle
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0142411426
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 33

Book Description
Walter the Farting Dog is now a hero of the high seas! Everybody is having a great time on a cruise . . . until a terrible odor permeates the ship. All signs point to Walter, and so he is first banished down below, with the stinky cheeses, and then into a lifeboat to float behind the ocean liner. Then catastrophe strikes! How long will the great cruise ship and its frightened passengers be marooned on the high seas? About as long as it takes Walter to digest that cheese!

Rough Weather Ahead for Walter the Farting Dog

Author: William Kotzwinkle
Publisher: Picture Puffin
ISBN: 9780143501954
Category : Children's stories, Australian
Languages : en
Pages : 32

Book Description
Professor Kompressor has a cure for Walter the farting dog's "digestive Disorder." He shows Mother how to mix a special formula for Walter in his Kompressatron. But after a few days, Walter's farts are worse than ever. Father decides to mix the formula himself. "it's working!" cries Mother. "The air smells so fresh." Walter is pleased, too, until something strange happens - he blows up like a balloon and floats out the window! Will Walter's paws ever touch earth again? Plenty of laughs and cheers will arise from this story that takes Walter to new heights.

Walter the Farting Dog: Trouble At the Yard Sale

Author: William Kotzwinkle
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 0142406260
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Walter's family is holding a yard sale, but there are few customers. Walter, fartingcontentedly near Father, wonders why. When a man offers ten dollars for Walter, Father readily agrees. Walter wonders why. Walter is sad to leave his family behind, but relieved to discover that his new owner is a clown. Walter figures he will help the clown bring joy to children on their birthdays. But the clown has a dastardly plot: he will use Walter's gas to inflate balloons and then pop them to stun guards during bank robberies. Will Walter turn to the dark side? Of course not! He comes out a hero and is reunited with his family by doing what he does best.

Walter the Farting Dog

Author: William Kotzwinkle
Publisher: Picture Puffin
ISBN: 9780143501497
Category : Dogs
Languages : en
Pages : 32

Book Description
The trouble at the garage sale is that there are no customers. Walter the farting dog wonders why. When a man offers ten dollars for Walter, Father is happy to sell him. Walter wonders why. He's sad about leaving his family behind, but at least his new owner is a clown. Walter can help him bring happiness to small children. Little does Walter know that the clown has an evil plot to use Walter's 'talent'. Will Walter turn to the dark side? Read this hilarious book to find out.

Blame It on the Dog

Author: Jim Dawson
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
ISBN: 0307778770
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 178

Book Description
Did you know that James Joyce liked to smell his wife's farts? That some fish communicate by expelling gas? Or that the Pentagon is developing weapons of mass olfactory destruction (WMOD)? That's just a whiff of what's in store in this breathtaking follow-up to the best-selling fart history, WHO CUT THE CHEESE? In BLAME IT ON THE DOG, eminent fartologist Jim Dawson sniffs out the latest and greatest new items of the past century, from flatulent robot dogs and fart fetishists to poot-proof underwear and anti-stink pills. In fifty breezy chapters, he spills the beans about scientific (wind)breakthroughs, celebrity butt rumblings, and real-life fartistes like Flatulina Fontanelle Boutier, cyberspace entertainer the Queen of Farts, and Mr. Methane, England's Prince of Poots. Plumbing the nether regions of politics, pop culture, and the (f)arts, this stinker of a bathroom book will leave you gasping for air.

C'mon Papa

Author: Ryan Knighton
Publisher: Knopf Canada
ISBN: 0307373916
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 274

Book Description
Ryan Knighton's humorous and perceptive tales of fatherhood take us inside an unusual new family, one bound by its father's particular darkness and light. C'mon Papa is Ryan Knighton's heartbreaking and hilarious voyage through the first year of fatherhood. Becoming a father is a stressful, daunting rite of passage to be sure, but for a blind father, the fears are unimaginably heightened. Ryan will have to find novel ways to adapt to nearly every aspect of parenting: the most basic skills are nearly impossible to contemplate, let alone master. And how will Ryan get to know this pre-verbal bundle of coos and burps when he can't see her smile, or look into her eyes for hints of the person to come? But this is no pity party, and Ryan has no time for sentimentality. Tackling these hurdles with grace and humour, Ryan is determined to do his part - and this is where the fun starts. From holding his daughter as she wails into the night to their first nerve-wracking walk to the cafe, no activity between father and daughter is without its pitfalls. In his struggle to "see" Tess, Ryan reimagines the relationship between father and child during that first chaotic year.

A to Zoo

Author: Rebecca L. Thomas
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN:
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 3583

Book Description
Whether used for thematic story times, program and curriculum planning, readers' advisory, or collection development, this updated edition of the well-known companion makes finding the right picture books for your library a breeze. Generations of savvy librarians and educators have relied on this detailed subject guide to children's picture books for all aspects of children's services, and this new edition does not disappoint. Covering more than 18,000 books published through 2017, it empowers users to identify current and classic titles on topics ranging from apples to zebras. Organized simply, with a subject guide that categorizes subjects by theme and topic and subject headings arranged alphabetically, this reference applies more than 1,200 intuitive (as opposed to formal catalog) subject terms to children's picture books, making it both a comprehensive and user-friendly resource that is accessible to parents and teachers as well as librarians. It can be used to identify titles to fill in gaps in library collections, to find books on particular topics for young readers, to help teachers locate titles to support lessons, or to design thematic programs and story times. Title and illustrator indexes, in addition to a bibliographic guide arranged alphabetically by author name, further extend access to titles.

What's Buggin' You Now?

Author: Tom Turpin
Publisher: Purdue University Press
ISBN: 1557535094
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 213

Book Description
"The author of Flies in the Face of Fashion, Mites Make Right, and Other Bugdacious Tales is back with more ditties on the insect kingdom. Insects may not rule the world, but what other species has been able to run with the dinosaurs, witness the emergence of the first human beings, and still be around to talk about it? These six-legged species have roamed the Earth for 400 million years and are still going strong as the most common type of living organism. Discover the beehive of activity insects encounter daily with Tom Turpin's new book What's Buggin' You Now? Bee's Knees, Bug Lites, and Beetles."--BOOK JACKET.

Trouble at the Yard Sale

Author: William Kotzwinkle
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780525439639
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

Book Description
Walter's' family is holding a yard sale, but there are few customers. Walter, farting contentedly near Father, wonders why. When a man offers ten dollars for Walter, Father readily agrees. Walter wonders why. Walter is sad to leave his family behind, but relieved to discover that his new owner is a clown. Walter figures he will help the clown bring joy to children on their birthdays. But the clown has a dastardly plot: he will use Walter's gas to inflate balloons and then pop them to stun guards during bank robberies. Will Walter turn to the dark slide? Of course not! He comes out a hero and is reunited with his family by doing what he does best.