Author: Munty C PepinPublisher:
ISBN: 9781777225124
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 22
Book Description
Tom Transport is stuck in the snow with a load of presents and Hookers and Blow must rescue him in time for the town Christmas party.
The Little Llama Learns About Christmas
Author: Isla WynterPublisher: Peryton Press
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 37
Book Description
Lila the llama has never heard about Christmas before! She travels far and wide to discover what this strange festival is all about and makes some new friends along the way. A picture book about friendship for children aged 2 to 6, perfect as a bedtime story. Also available as paperback and audiobook. The Little Llama's Adventures The Little Llama Meets a Unicorn The Little Llama Gets a Cat The Little Llama Dreams of Space The Little Llama Learns About Christmas
Wreck the Halls
Author: Jen YatesPublisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449407765
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 696
Book Description
Laugh your way through the season with more of those “epic fails, with frosting" from the creator of Cake Wrecks (The New York Times). From thankless Thanksgiving turkeys and confusing Christmas conundrums, to less-than-happy Hanukkah horrors and New Year’s meltdowns, Wreck the Halls has an icing-smeared disaster for every occasion. With additional chapters on Black Friday, family communication, and navigating the murky waters of politically correct cake greetings (Winter!), Wreck the Halls combines Jen Yates’s signature blend of wit and sarcasm with the most hilarious frosting fails this side of winter solstice. Get ready for some sweet relief from the holiday madness—and plenty of laughs.
A Die Hard Christmas
Author: Doogie HornerPublisher: Insight Editions
ISBN: 1608879763
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
A delightful Christmas storybook for adults based on the action-packed Die Hard movie All John McClane wants for Christmas is to reunite with his estranged family. But when his wife’s office holiday party turns into a deadly hostage situation, he has to save her life before he can get home in time for Christmas! The unconventional fan-favorite movie Die Hard is now an illustrated storybook—complete with machine guns, European terrorists, and a cop who’s forced to rely on all his cunning and skills (and the help of a fellow officer) to save the day. Based on the classic “Night Before Christmas” poem and filled with whimsical illustrations, this cleverly reimagined homage is destined to become a holiday classic. *Contains adult material including violence and strong language. Reader discretion is advised. Ho-ho-ho.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Author: Robert L. MayPublisher: Blackstone Publishing
ISBN: 1609986962
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 20
Book Description
Fans of the greatest reindeer of all will have a double helping of Christmas fun with this collection, which includes the title story plus "Rudolph Shines Again." Near and dear to so many hearts, this is the story, the original story, of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, written by Robert L. May in 1939. Rudolph, loveable and generous, humble and good, embodies the spirit of Christmas, and reminds us of the magical possibilities that exist within us all. In the companion story, "Rudolph Shines Again," Rudolph loses his light and is certain he is of no use to Santa now; he decides to go far away, where no one knows how bright his nose used to be. But on his journey, something magical happens. As enchanting as the original story, Robert L. May's uplifting sequel to his classic tale Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is a joyous celebration of the spirit of Christmas. Also included in the audio is a selection of holiday songs for kids to help you ring in the season: "Jingle Bells," "Up on the Housetop," "Deck the Halls," "Over the River and through the Woods," "We Wish You a Merry Christmas," and "O, Christmas Tree."
Holiday Mischief with Stitch
Author: Disney BooksPublisher: Disney Electronic Content
ISBN: 1368071651
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 28
Book Description
Read along with Disney! It's Stitch's first holiday season! Follow along with word-for-word narration as Lilo teaches him about all the fun and holiday magic there is during the season on Earth. Stitch learns about how it is important to be nice and not naughty. He also learns about all of the different traditions that come with each holiday.
Dee's Big Nuts
Author: Mark ThunderPublisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781515326762
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 26
Book Description
Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand. Dee's Big Nuts makes a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bridal shower, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts or just a great gift to make a friend or loved one giggle in laughter.
Author: Christopher CifaldiWhere the Crawdads Sing Deluxe Edition
Author: Delia OwensPublisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0593187989
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 386
Book Description
A beautiful, deluxe edition of the #1 New York Times bestseller—with over 15 million copies sold—that will make the perfect holiday gift or treat for yourself. A Reese Witherspoon x Hello Sunshine Book Club Pick A Business Insider Defining Book of the Decade “I can't even express how much I love this book! I didn't want this story to end!”—Reese Witherspoon At once an exquisite ode to the natural world, a heartbreaking coming-of-age story, and a surprising tale of possible murder, Where the Crawdads Sing has touched the hearts of millions of readers around the world, and this beautiful deluxe edition features: • new, personal note from the author • updated linen jacket with foil • foil-stamped case with cloth spine • four-color endpapers • premium interior stock • four-color map and newly colored interior illustrations For years, rumors of the “Marsh Girl” have haunted Barkley Cove, a quiet town on the North Carolina coast. So in late 1969, when handsome Chase Andrews is found dead, the locals immediately suspect Kya Clark, the so-called Marsh Girl. But Kya is not what they say. Sensitive and intelligent, she has survived for years alone in the marsh that she calls home, finding friends in the gulls and lessons in the sand. Then the time comes when she yearns to be touched and loved. When two young men from town become intrigued by her wild beauty, Kya opens herself to a new life—until the unthinkable happens. Through Kya's story, Owens reminds us that we are forever shaped by the children we once were, and that we are all subject to the beautiful and violent secrets that nature keeps.
The SHIIT Workout
Author: Jim SquitsPublisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1787835057
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 82
Book Description
The hilarious Sunday Times bestseller! Reached number 5 in the paperback non-fiction chart – sadly not number 2! Get fit while you sh*t with this rather amusing and slightly silly parody of the HIIT workout phenomenon This is for the multitaskers, the toilet-lovers, the bottom-tooters, the widdlers, the toilet-paper origamists – yes, I’m talking to you! You thought there would never be an exercise regime that you could enjoy in the comfort of the smallest room, but here it is: The SHIIT Workout. It even has pictures and planners to log your workouts. Getting into shape has never been more fun, as you go through the (bowel) motions from jumping jacksies and push-outs to bottom burpees and skidders. This is the essential guide to getting fit while you SHIIT. Just make sure you have plenty of toilet roll handy as it’s going to get messy – you’re going to do more than sweat.
