Rants in the Dark

Author: Emily Writes
Publisher: Penguin Random House New Zealand Limited
ISBN: 0143770195
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 301

Book Description
Popular blogger Emily Writes gives words of encouragement to sleep-deprived parents everywhere. With two small boys, both non-sleepers, Emily finds herself awake in the wee small hours night after night. Her writing is often done then, and she offers her own often hilarious and always heart-warming experiences to other exhausted parents. She describes the frustrations as well as the tender moments of real parenting, as opposed to what you thought it was going to be like, or what well-meaning advice-givers tell you it should be like. A must-have for all new parents and parents-to-be. Emily's blogs have been wildly popular, as have her on-line columns with New Zealand Woman's Weekly and The New Zealand Herald.

My Story as Told by Water

Author: David James Duncan
Publisher: Univ of California Press
ISBN: 9781578050833
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 308

Book Description
Offers a loving tribute to the landscape, plants, and animals of his native Montana.

Ranting Again

Author: Dennis Miller
Publisher: Main Street Books
ISBN: 0307799379
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 198

Book Description
Dennis Miller is back, and he is Ranting Again in this hilarious compendium of wit, wisdom, and righteous outrage. This is good news for all of us who fume at the country's lack of common sense, and seethe at the absurdity of the daily headlines. Setting his sights higher and wider than ever before, Dennis Miller is at the top of his game, unleashing his unique brand of scathing wit on anything and everything. Taking on such targets as illegal immigration, the sobriety movement, the American school system, and men who wear tight T-shirts even though they have big breasts, Miller proves that nobody is safe from his hilarious yet hard-hitting scrutiny. Showcasing Dennis Miller's trademark blend of wide-ranging allusions, thought-provoking insights, and outrageous opinions, Ranting Again is a brilliant collection that is his sharpest and funniest yet.

Wicked Saints

Author: Emily A. Duncan
Publisher: Wednesday Books
ISBN: 1250195667
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 401

Book Description
An instant New York Times bestseller! A girl who can speak to gods must save her people without destroying herself. A prince in danger must decide who to trust. A boy with a monstrous secret waits in the wings. Together, they must assassinate the king and stop the war. In a centuries-long war where beauty and brutality meet, their three paths entwine in a shadowy world of spilled blood and mysterious saints, where a forbidden romance threatens to tip the scales between dark and light. Wicked Saints is the thrilling start to Emily A. Duncan’s devastatingly Gothic Something Dark and Holy trilogy. This edition uses deckle edges; the uneven paper edge is intentional.

My Soul Rants

Author: Gurpreet Dhariwal
Publisher: BlueRose Publishers
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 137

Book Description
The author Gurpreet Dhariwal is as dark as the nightmare you have had and as sweet as the sugar in your last chocolate shake. There is no mediocrity for her; she is either all of it or nothing. She detests the magical hustle- bustle of city life as she belongs to the old school class. She finds her bliss in the world of prose, poetry and stories. She gives a damn how the world perceives her as it took her a great deal to wear her scars on her sleeve and accept her flaws as strengths . Her world revolves in and around books and she is an avid reader. She travels to places she reads about, makes friends with the characters, falls in love and fights with demons she gets to face everyday in people. https://www.linkedin.com/in/kaurgurpreet https://www.facebook.com/dhariwalmusings https://m.facebook.com/mysoulrants https://www.instagram.com/my_soul_rants/ www.twitter.com/@mysoulrants www.medium.com/@dhariwalgurpreet https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/54364690-gurpreet

Under Darkness

Author: Savannah Russe
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9780451223852
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 306

Book Description
RUSSE/UNDER DARKNESS

Is it Bedtime Yet?

Author: Emily Writes
Publisher: Penguin Random House New Zealand Limited
ISBN: 0143772848
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 222

Book Description
The experience of parenthood is different for everyone. And every day can be different too. Read a hilarious and moving collection of perspectives from the well-loved Emily Writes and her friends. Some of them are experienced writers, others have put pen to paper for the first time. If it takes a village to raise a child, then this writing comes from the whole village. Yet every experience is a real one, and you will feel the joy, the horror, the love and the heart-ache as you read about birthday parties, vasectomies, hugs, hospitals and, of course, sleepless nights.

Waiter Rant

Author: Steve Dublanica
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061801232
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 290

Book Description
According to The Waiter, eighty percent of customers are nice people just looking for something to eat. The remaining twenty percent, however, are socially maladjusted psychopaths. Waiter Rant offers the server's unique point of view, replete with tales of customer stupidity, arrogant misbehavior, and unseen bits of human grace transpiring in the most unlikely places. Through outrageous stories, The Waiter reveals the secrets to getting good service, proper tipping etiquette, and how to keep him from spitting in your food. The Waiter also shares his ongoing struggle, at age thirty-eight, to figure out if he can finally leave the first job at which he's truly thrived.

Go F*** Yourself

Author: Mike Caracciolo
Publisher: Citadel Press
ISBN: 9780806528656
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 196

Book Description
Unedited, unapologetic and politically incorrect, the Kid from Brooklyn's take-no-prisoner video rants on his widely popular website, TheKidFromBrooklyn.com, inspired a devoted fan base to speak their mind openly - shooting the Kid into a stratosphere of pop culture stardom. Now the kid is back and badder than ever - Go F*** Yourself features 100% new material, none of which is available on the website.

Nightbitch

Author: Rachel Yoder
Publisher: Anchor
ISBN: 0385546823
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 218

Book Description
SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE STARRING AMY ADAMS • In this blazingly smart and voracious debut novel, an artist turned stay-at-home mom becomes convinced she's turning into a dog. • "A must-read for anyone who can’t get enough of the ever-blurring line between the psychological and supernatural that Yellowjackets exemplifies." —Vulture One day, the mother was a mother, but then one night, she was quite suddenly something else... An ambitious mother puts her art career on hold to stay at home with her newborn son, but the experience does not match her imagination. Two years later, she steps into the bathroom for a break from her toddler's demands, only to discover a dense patch of hair on the back of her neck. In the mirror, her canines suddenly look sharper than she remembers. Her husband, who travels for work five days a week, casually dismisses her fears from faraway hotel rooms. As the mother's symptoms intensify, and her temptation to give in to her new dog impulses peak, she struggles to keep her alter-canine-identity secret. Seeking a cure at the library, she discovers the mysterious academic tome which becomes her bible, A Field Guide to Magical Women: A Mythical Ethnography, and meets a group of mommies involved in a multilevel-marketing scheme who may also be more than what they seem. An outrageously original novel of ideas about art, power, and womanhood wrapped in a satirical fairy tale, Nightbitch will make you want to howl in laughter and recognition. And you should. You should howl as much as you want.