Help, Lord! I'm Having A Senior Moment

Author: Karen O'Connor
Publisher: Gospel Light Publications
ISBN: 9780830734405
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 236

Book Description
Like it or not, senior moments happen. We might as well laugh about them and thank God for the way they add interest to our lives. After all, what would life be without the cordless phone ringing faintly from where you left it in the fridge? Some senior moments are more heartbreaking or embarrassing than funny. But in every case, we can take them to the Lord who cares for us. This book brings encouragement to people in their golden years. Each of the 90 short pieces contains a note to God about a topic of special interest to seniors, a word from God in Scripture, a prayer and a place for the reader to write his or her note to God.

A Senior Moment Is Just a Wrinkle in Time

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Publisher: Product Concept Incorporated
ISBN: 9780984332809
Category : Christian life
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Most commonly found on the nightstound or in the bathroom, is this little treasure of a book with favorite quote from the wise and the humorous, uplifting stories and reflections, and prayers to guide those who are getting older. It's a gift not to take one's self TOO seriously...and this is the perfect gift to give that lift.

365 Senior Moments You'd Rather Forget

Author: Karen O'Connor
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
ISBN: 0736948392
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 141

Book Description
Karen O’Connor, bestselling author of Gettin’ Old Ain’t for Wimps (more than 300,000 copies sold), offers a great collection of humorous anecdotes on senior moments. Readers in the better half of life will discover 365 rather funny situations to avoid, with some of them sounding all too familiar. They are encouraged to avoid… leaving the key in the front door and going to sleep feeling secure. purchasing a book to improve your memory but leaving it at the checkout counter. dropping the boat anchor and then realizing it wasn’t tied to the boat. This warmhearted and playful book encourages laughter and taking life in stride.

Senior Moments Flip Book

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Publisher:
ISBN: 9781909732209
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

Book Description

Senior Moments: Older But No Wiser

Author: Tim (Cartoonist) Whyatt
Publisher: Senior Moments
ISBN: 9781787415799
Category : Older people
Languages : en
Pages : 56

Book Description

The Senior Moments Doodle Book

Author: Andrew Pinder
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
ISBN: 9781843174929
Category : Art
Languages : en
Pages : 168

Book Description
Who among us could honestly say they've never experienced a 'senior moment'? Those frustrating times when one's keys are 'misplaced' or one's sunglasses (stuck firmly on top of head) are just nowhere to be found. From the beach to the boardroom, life is a minefield full of these scenarios, and this book celebrates those moments with dozens of hilarious unfinished doodles for you to complete and create. People can doodle their teenage fashion disasters, draw what's in the old lady's handbag, or customise the new car, bought during a mid-life crisis. Beautifully drawn as well as wickedly witty, the opportunities are endless. Guaranteed to raise a wry smile as well as making you hoot with 'been there, done that' laughter, The Senior Moments Doodle Book is the perfect quirky stocking filler.

Senior Moments

Author: Angus FitzSimons
Publisher: Hachette Australia
ISBN: 0733645615
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 222

Book Description
Have you had a Senior Moment yet? Maybe you know someone who's had a few? Check this list to know for sure: · You can remember being told the King was dead (George, not Elvis). · You still say 'colour television', and you watch television on a television. · Your home phone rings and you answer it. (And you still have a phone, not a 'landline'.) · You boast about 'doing it' three times a night and that's just getting up to pee. · You realise that your wardrobe has become ironic. You're not back in fashion, but you're hip. (And ironically, you now have an artificial hip). If you answered 'yes' to one or more of the above, congratulations! You are officially a Senior and this book is here to guide you through your best years (i.e. the past). Stroll, or maybe shuffle, down Nostalgia Avenue and bask in the glory of growing old disgracefully. (If you are a Young Person, this is the easiest Senior gift idea ever. You're welcome!)

The Book of Senior Moments

Author: Shelley Klein
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
ISBN: 1843174332
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 233

Book Description
An absolutely essential book for anyone growing long in the tooth and short of memory.

Senior Moments: Love and Marriage

Author: Tim Whyatt
Publisher: Senior Moments
ISBN: 9781787411371
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Do you remember when you had that feeling of butterflies, that instant sexual chemistry and the joy of falling in love? Now do you remember getting married and forgetting what any of that feels like? Resigned to a life of birthday sex and children slowly draining your bank account? This hilarious book depicts both the early stages of love and attraction, and the laugh out loud realities of being married. Not all bad, but certainly all funny.

Senior Moments: Animal Instincts

Author: Tim Whyatt
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781787414266
Category : Animals
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Everyone has at some point watched their pet in despair as they fight the losing battle of trying to chase their own tail. Or maybe you've felt personally targeted by a particularly vicious seagull who had his eye on your ice cream? Animals are supposed to be our friends and our loyal companions, but we all know that isn't always the case. This amusing collection of cartoons shows the hilarious thought processes of the furry creatures we share our world with and the animal instincts that lurk inside every human.