Pilot Jokes

Author: Chester Croker
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781079149951
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100

Book Description
Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious pilots joke book. Pilots, Co-Pilots, First Officers and lovers of aviation will definitely enjoy this collection of funny jokes for pilots. You will simply be flying high and laughing out loud at some of the aviators gags.This book is brand new in July 2019, and it would make a great gift for any pilot you know who enjoys a laugh.Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud.Chocks away, and buy it now!

Aviation Humor

Author: Core F. Keller
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 0595256317
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 124

Book Description
If you're into aviation, this book is a must. Learn about the distinctions between helicopter and airplane pilots in a joking way. This book is a great way to break the ice, especially at a party. Considering learning to fly? Read this book before making up your mind about what you want to fly. You might be surprised at what you might learn.

The Best Ever Book of Pilot Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781468079067
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of pilot jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Pilot Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of pilot jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one pilot joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many pilot jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do pilots wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A pilot and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Pilot turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the pilot.The pilot's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the pilot who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do pilots laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

How Lost Is Lost?

Author: Core Keller
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 0595305865
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 134

Book Description
Here's aviation humor with a twist of fun! Sift through a flight attendant's logbook. Discover what really goes on in the cockpit of a major airline. Learn the real differences between male and female pilots. Enjoy an aviation fashion show featuring funny black and white photos. There's even jokes about CFI's and student pilots and ATC! Keller brings a refreshing style of humor to the world of aviation. First officer: "Captain, do you think we can break the sound barrier with all of this luggage?"

Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 17

Author: Thomas F. Shubnell
Publisher: Thomas F. Shubnell
ISBN: 1440419884
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 171

Book Description
The foolishness continues with this 17th in the series containing the most outrageous, silly, tomfoolery, and hysteria in all of jokedom. Sit back, relax, and take a gander at the funny jokes, stories, and quips.

Sled Driver

Author: Brian Shul
Publisher: Lickle Pub Incorporated
ISBN: 9780929823089
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 151

Book Description
No aircraft ever captured the curiosity & fascination of the public like the SR-71 Blackbird. Nicknamed "The Sled" by those few who flew it, the aircraft was shrouded in secrecy from its inception. Entering the U.S. Air Force inventory in 1966, the SR-71 was the fastest, highest flying jet aircraft in the world. Now for the first time, a Blackbird pilot shares his unique experience of what it was like to fly this legend of aviation history. Through the words & photographs of retired Major Brian Shul, we enter the world of the "Sled Driver." Major Shul gives us insight on all phases of flying, including the humbling experience of simulator training, the physiological stresses of wearing a space suit for long hours, & the intensity & magic of flying 80,000 feet above the Earth's surface at 2000 miles per hour. SLED DRIVER takes the reader through riveting accounts of the rigors of initial training, the gamut of emotions experienced while flying over hostile territory, & the sheer joy of displaying the jet at some of the world's largest airshows. Illustrated with rare photographs, seen here for the first time, SLED DRIVER captures the mystique & magnificence of this most unique of all aircraft.

Rod Machado's Private Pilot Handbook

Author: Rod Machado
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780963122995
Category : Technology & Engineering
Languages : en
Pages : 580

Book Description
Learn everything you need for the FAA private pilot exam, biennial flight reviews, and updating and refreshing your knowledge.

Absolute Best Adult Party Jokes

Author: Team Golfwell
Publisher: Team Golfwell
ISBN: 1725879980
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 348

Book Description
If you like adult jokes, you'll love this book. Great for Parties! “I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.” - Drew Carey Review from Alexander V. Ph.D. “I really enjoyed this book and I'm giving it high five. Of course, not all jokes in there gave me the jolt but there were many others which after reading still made me grin and giggle to myself like a doped Halloween pumpkin for quite a while. I have the suspicion some people around though I must have gone loony from too much work. So, the five stars are meant for those jokes. The jokes cover a broad range of topics and the reader will find a good one for just about any situation and conversation which will appeal for just about everyone. If you manage to memorize a few that would make it a handy addition to your arsenal of ice-breakers and conversation-rekindlers in case the situation seems completely frozen and awkward.” Excerpt: An international flight from Asia to the US was carrying 198 passengers but the crew, unfortunately, discovered an hour into the flight there were only 40 meals on the plane. After trying to figure out what to do, the Flight Crew came up with a solution. They advised the passengers, “We apologize to you and we are still trying to figure out how this occurred, but we have only 40 dinners on board, and we need to feed all 198 of you on this flight.” A loud muttering and moaning started amongst the passengers. The chief flight attendant continued to try and quiet everyone down, “Anyone who is kind enough to give up their dinner so someone else could eat, will receive unlimited free alcoholic beverages during the entire duration of the flight.” A second announcement was made two hours later, “If anyone wants to change their mind, we still have 40 dinners available.” All alphabetically arranged by topic, you’ll find a large assortment of enjoyable jokes, intriguing stories, thought-provoking quotes, and lots of humor in the 320+ pages. We leave the choice of jokes or stories you want to share up to you as individual humor and tastes vary. Sit back in a comfortable chair with your favorite beverage away from all distractions and get this book and enjoy reading this hilarious book!

Crap Jokes

Author: Jonathan Swan
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 1473562279
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 396

Book Description
Find laughs on the loo. This book has loads of them - over 400 pages of the best jokes in fact. What happened when the human cannonball was late for work? He got fired! See?! Enjoy this and hundreds of other feel-good jokes and one-liners.

From F-4 Phantom to A-10 Warthog

Author: Steve Ladd
Publisher: Air World
ISBN: 1526761254
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 269

Book Description
This behind-the-scenes account of a USAF career is “an absorbing read, written with the classic humor fighter pilots seem to have” (Flight Line Book Review). From Baron von Richthofen to Robin Olds, the mystique of the fighter pilot endures. The skill, cunning, and bravery that characterizes this distinctive band of brothers is well known, but there are other dimensions to those who take to the skies to do battle that have not been given the emphasis they deserve—until now. You don’t have to be an aviation aficionado to enjoy Colonel Steve Ladd’s fascinating personal tale, woven around his twenty-eight-year career as a fighter pilot. This extremely engaging account follows a young man from basic pilot training to senior command through narratives that define a unique ethos. From the United States to Southeast Asia, Europe to the Middle East, the amusing and tongue-in-cheek to the deadly serious and poignant, this is the lifelong journey of a fighter pilot. The anecdotes are absorbing, providing an insight into life as an Air Force pilot, but, in this book, as Colonel Ladd stresses, the focus is not on fireworks or stirring tales of derring-do. Instead, this is an articulate and absorbing account of what life is really like among a rare breed of arrogant, cocky, boisterous, and fun-loving young men who readily transform into steely professionals at the controls of a fighter aircraft. “This book will appeal to a variety of readers with its Vietnam War combat stories and accounts of flying the Warthog in Cold War Europe. Fun, flying, international experiences—you won’t want to put it down.” —Aviation News