If You Don't Love Books, You're Going to Love This Book (someecards)

Author: Brook Lundy
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN: 9781402768088
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 100

Book Description
If you can't say something nice...then say it with someecards This hilarious all-occasion compilation has a card for anyone, any time of the year. No matter what social obligation you need to attend to--birthdays, apologies, anniversaries, congratulations, get well, graduations, and weddings--this book has you covered.

You'll Love This Book as Much as You Hate Your Job

Author: Brook Lundy
Publisher: Sterling
ISBN: 9781402780509
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Instead of tearing out your hair from 9 to 5, just tear out one of these 45 irreverent postcards from the twisted minds at someecards. No matter what you hate about your job and your coworkers--from Friday afternoon meetings to the awkwardness of that sexual harassment suit--there's a card that expresses your feelings professionally.

Merry Christmas, Even If You Don't Buy This Book

Author: Brook Lundy
Publisher: Sterling Innovation
ISBN: 9781402768095
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Unlike the endless droves of generic Christmas greetings with clichd sayings, sugary sentiments, and sparkly angels, these cards stand apart from the rest by expressing what people really feel when the season rolls around.

Igniting a Passion for Reading

Author: Steven L. Layne
Publisher: Stenhouse Publishers
ISBN: 1571103856
Category : Education
Languages : en
Pages : 205

Book Description
Steve Layne shows teachers practical ways to engage and inspire readers from kindergarten through high school, to develop readers who are not only motivated to read great books, but also love reading in its own right. --from publisher description.

Thoughtless

Author: S.C. Stephens
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1471126013
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 587

Book Description
For almost two years now, Kiera's boyfriend, Denny, has been everything she's ever wanted: loving, tender, and endlessly devoted to her. When they head off to a new city to start their lives together, Denny at his dream job and Kiera at a top-notch university, everything seems perfect. Then an unforeseen obligation forces the happy couple apart. Feeling lonely, confused, and in need of comfort, Kiera turns to an unexpected source - a local rock star named Kellan Kyle. At first, he's purely a friend that she can lean on, but as her loneliness grows, so does their relationship. And then one night everything changes . . . and one thing's for sure - nothing will ever be the same.

So Many Books, So Little Time

Author: Sara Nelson
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9780425198193
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 260

Book Description
“Will make many readers smile with recognition.”—The New Yorker “Readaholics, meet your new best friend.”—People “This book is bliss.”—The Boston Globe Sometimes subtle, sometimes striking, the interplay between our lives and our books is the subject of this unique memoir by well-known publishing correspondent and self-described “readaholic” Sara Nelson. The project began as an experiment with a simple plan—fifty-two weeks, fifty-two books—that fell apart in the first week. It was then that Sara realized the books chose her as much as she chose them, and the rewards and frustrations they brought were nothing she could plan for. From Solzhenitsyn to Laura Zigman, Catherine M. to Captain Underpants, the result is a personal chronicle of insight, wit, and enough infectious enthusiasm to make a passionate reader out of anybody.

My Best Friend's Exorcism

Author: Grady Hendrix
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1594748632
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 337

Book Description
Soon to be a major motion picture. This ENHANCED DIGITAL EDITION features TONS of TOTALLY AWESOME ’80s bonus materials—including Satanic Panic educational pamphlets, a do-it-yourself exorcism cheat sheet, a Spotify playlist of awesome ’80s tunes, animated cover artwork, and much more! From the New York Times best-selling author of The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires, this unholy hybrid of Beaches and The Exorcist blends teen angst and unspeakable horrors into a pulse-pounding supernatural thriller. The year is 1988. High school sophomores Abby and Gretchen have been best friends since fourth grade. But after an evening of skinny-dipping goes disastrously wrong, Gretchen begins to act…different. She’s moody. She’s irritable. And bizarre incidents keep happening whenever she’s nearby. Abby’s investigation leads her to some startling discoveries—and by the time their story reaches its terrifying conclusion, the fate of Abby and Gretchen will be determined by a single question: Is their friendship powerful enough to beat the devil?

The Wall of Winnipeg and Me

Author: Mariana Zapata
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0063325861
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 483

Book Description
New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Mariana Zapata’s most beloved book, The Wall of Winnipeg and Me—now with new exclusive content! Vanessa Mazur refuses to feel bad for quitting—she knows she’s doing the right thing. The thankless job of personal assistant to the top defensive end in the National Football Organization was always supposed to be temporary. She has plans for her life, and none of them include washing extra-large underwear one more day for a man who could never find it in him to tell her good morning, congratulate her on a job well done, or wish her a happy birthday—even when she was spending it working for him. The legendary “Wall of Winnipeg” may be adored by thousands, but after two years Van has had enough. But when Aiden Graves shows up at her door begging her to come back, she’s beyond shocked. Mr. Walled-Off Emotions is actually letting his guard down for once. And she’s even more dumbstruck when he explains that her job description is about to become even more outrageous: something that takes the “personal” in personal assistant to a whole new level. What do you say to the man who is used to getting everything he wants?

My Canadian Boyfriend, Justin Trudeau

Author: Carrie Parker
Publisher: Rizzoli Publications
ISBN: 0789336898
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
A celebration of the man, the myth, and the meme that is everyone’s political crush. There is no world leader as beloved (or loooved) as Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. Dynamic, smart, charismatic, compassionate, and sometimes sassy, he has quickly emerged as not only a dominant politician, but as a model-like role model to millions around the globe. This laugh-out-loud tribute to the head (and heart) of the Canadian government is filled with photos of Trudeau. Delivering speeches in finely tailored suits to boxing shirtless, from looking dashing while running the government to looking sexy while running in short shorts, and charming everyone from constituents to royalty with his sparkling eyes, wit, and smile. This book collects all the photos that prove he puts the “prime” in prime minister. Accompanied by the author’s sweetly off-kilter thoughts about Trudeau’s many remarkable physical and intellectual assets, philosophies, and actions, as well as her quirky observances about Canadian culture, this is the book for anyone who’s ever thought “O, Canada!”.

Say Something Dirty to 45 Friends, Lovers, and Mailmen

Author: Sterling Innovation
Publisher: Sterling Innovation
ISBN: 9781402768118
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
These 45 postcards could make anyone blush. The seemingly innocent art, paired with uproarious sayings that range from down-and-dirty to naughty to outright raunchy makes for some shockers that will tickle anyone pink.