Author: Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 059525828X
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 316
Book Description
It's Not My Fault
Author: Joshua ShifrinPublisher: Skyhorse
ISBN: 1510730532
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 162
Book Description
With laugh-out-loud cartoons, a hilarious book of tennis humor, a perfect gift for your double’s partner or your most tenacious adversary. A perfect gift. In It's Not My Fault, author Joshua Shifrin helps tennis players make sense of their most monumental losses on the court. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful loss with "My opponent was a pusher . . . I can't play against pushers." Or after a bad shot, tennis gurus might try to get out of dodge by uttering, "There was a leaf on the court and I couldn't concentrate." Shifrin has crafted 150 funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include: My opponent's grunting is distracting. My strings are too tight. I have tennis elbow. These tennis balls are too slow. Any many more! Whether you want to motivate your friends or family who have just started playing or eradicate embarrassing mistakes in your own game, It's Not My Fault is hilarious off-the-court fun.
Author: Dave Stanley
Author: Mac DavisThe Funny Side of Tennis
Author: Cal SamraPublisher:
ISBN: 9780933453029
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 101
Book Description
The tennis cartoons of 11 cartoonists, including Bil Keane, creator of "The Family Circus," and Charles M. Schulz, creator of "Peanuts," are featured in this volume--proof that vigorous exercise and humor are powerful weapons in the never-ending battle against obesity and depression.
Tennis Humor
Author: Charles HellmanPublisher: Luckysports
ISBN: 9780935938425
Category : Art
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
The best of TENNIS humor from America's funniest sporting cartoonist. Cartoonist, Robert Tiritilli understands "the ups and downs" of the tennis world. This former Italian Mafia hit man has teamed with Charles Hellman, a bookie and ex-Little Leaguer, to find more ways to blend these one-panel cartoons with clever captions. They bring out the "FUNNY" in sports. The wit and satire of these cartoons and their absurdities come to life from Tiritilli's pen. His outrageous graphics poke fun at players, rackets and fans with equal gusto. Tiritilli has freelanced and lampooned for more years than he cares to admit...
The Best Ever Book of Real Tennis Jokes
Author: Mark YoungPublisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781499265644
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106
Book Description
If you've ever heard a Catholic, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Real Tennis jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Real Tennis Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of Real Tennis jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Real Tennis joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Real Tennis jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Real Tennis Players wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A Real Tennis Player and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Real Tennis Player turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the Real Tennis Player. The Real Tennis Players's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the Real Tennis Player who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Real Tennis Players laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Tennis Book 4
Author: Desi NorthupPublisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781491279526
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 146
Book Description
Tennis Trivia, Jokes, Quips and Quotes A COLLECTION of hilarious tennis jokes, quips, quotes, one-liners, and stories from pros to beginners, the league player to the weekend warrior, and people that don't even play tennis. This book is sure to suit any tennis player from grass and clay to hard court. It is presented in an easy to read format and design with hundreds of illustrations. There are quotes and observations from some of the best professional tennis players that ever lived, commentators and celebrities alike. All have some serious observations and comments that make you wonder---'what is this person thinking?' The illustrations add, more often, the comical element that leaves the reader with a chuckle and can be enjoyed by people that don't even play tennis. This series of books bring new light to the tennis world and can be enjoyed by all ages from the tennis star wanna-bee's to the tennis retiree's. Includes records and stats for men's, women's and mixed team titles for the French Open.
For a Tennis Player Who Has Everything
Author: Bruce MillerPublisher: For People Who Have Everything Series
ISBN: 9781991048165
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Hilarious and warm-hearted stories, fascinating little-known tennis facts, tennis history, tennis legends', celebrity quotes, amazing records, jokes & puns, and more in this engaging and amusing book. Makes the perfect tennis gift!
The Tennis
Author: Desi NorthupPublisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781478384540
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Tennis Trivia, Jokes, Quips and Quotes A COLLECTION of hilarious tennis jokes, quips, quotes, one-liners, and stories from pros to beginners, the league player to the weekend warrior, and people that don't even play tennis. This book is sure to suit any tennis player from grass and clay to hard court. It is presented in an easy to read format and design with hundreds of illustrations. There are quotes and observations from some of the best professional tennis players that ever lived, commentators and celebrities alike. All have some serious observations and comments that make you wonder---'what is this person thinking?' The illustrations add, more often, the comical element that leaves the reader with a chuckle and can be enjoyed by people that don't even play tennis. This series of books bring new light to the tennis world and can be enjoyed by all ages from the tennis star wanna-bee's to the tennis retiree's. Includes records and stats for men's, women's and mixed team titles for the US Open.
