Horse Racing Humor

Horse Racing Humor PDF Author: Charles S. Hellman
Publisher: LuckySports
ISBN: 9780935938449
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36

Book Description
The best of Horse Racing humor from America's funniest sporting cartoonist. Cartoonist, Robert Tiritilli understands "the ups and downs" of the horse racing world. This former Italian Mafia hit man has teamed with Charles Hellman, a bookie and ex-Little Leaguer, to find more ways to blend these one-panel cartoons with clever captions. They bring out the "FUNNY" in sports. The wit and satire of these cartoons and their absurdities come to life from Tiritilli's pen. His outrageous graphics poke fun at horses, jockeys, owners and fans with equal gusto. Tiritilli has freelanced and lampooned for more years than he cares to admit...

A Horse Named Funny Cide

A Horse Named Funny Cide PDF Author: Funny Cide Team
Publisher: Putnam Publishing Group
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40

Book Description
When Funny Cide was born, not too many people noticed. He seemed too small for a racehorse, especially one who could win the biggest race of all-the Kentucky Derby. But like any race, once the Derby starts any horse can win. With the love and support of an old-time trainer, a down-on-his-luck jockey, and a group of high school buddies who bought Funny Cide just for fun, the little horse grew into a powerhouse thoroughbred. And on Derby day, it was Funny Cide who sailed across the finish line first. Funny Cide's courageous run won him a nation of fans and the Eclipse Award for Horse of the Year. With Barry Moser's breathtaking illustrations bringing his story to life, A Horse Named Funny Cide is the perfect book for horse lovers of all ages.

Horse Racing

Horse Racing PDF Author: Robert A. Tiritilli
Publisher: LuckySports
ISBN: 9780935938050
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 128

Book Description
A humorous collection of original cartoons about horse racing. These cartoons will delight all, especially those irresistible participants in this wonderful world of horse racing... the horses, jockeys, trainers, bettors and all those fine folks who make the Sport of Kings the greatest sport in the world!

Quips, Quotes & Oats

Quips, Quotes & Oats PDF Author: Robert L. Merz
Publisher: Values of America Company
ISBN: 9780976586807
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 112

Book Description
With a focus on entertaining and teaching the reader, horse racing legend Smarty Jones delivers the inside Philadelphia story of his family, friends, fans, and place in history. Featuring over 30 black and white photos, this book is suitable for both the young and adult reader.

Jokes and More About Horses

Jokes and More About Horses PDF Author: Maria Nelson
Publisher: Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP
ISBN: 1482465485
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 24

Book Description
Horses are a popular pet and are often members of a family for many years. They’re commonly trained for horse shows and the excitement of racing, but even well-trained show ponies can be willful sometimes! Through jokes and wordplay, readers learn the sillier aspects of horse ownership and many fabulous funnies they can share with their friends. Colorful images and fun facts will encourage readers to saddle up and keep reading.

Odds, Sods and Racing Certs

Odds, Sods and Racing Certs PDF Author: Graham Sharpe
Publisher: Robson Books Limited
ISBN: 9781861051424
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 200

Book Description
Whether you are a follower of horse-racing via TV or the track, you'll be fascinated by this fund of little known turf trivia. Check out racing and religion, racing rows and right Royal racing. Read the quotes you'll never hear the ones they wished they'd never made. Racier tales you couldn't wish for!

Horse Racing Isn't Just a Sport It's a Way of Life

Horse Racing Isn't Just a Sport It's a Way of Life PDF Author: Heavenlyjoy Sports Gifts
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781707070480
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 122

Book Description
Cute 6x9' Blank lined Notebook Journal to Write in for boys and girls who love Horse riding Great gifts for birthdays

The Legend of Zippy Chippy

The Legend of Zippy Chippy PDF Author: William Thomas
Publisher: McClelland & Stewart
ISBN: 0771081626
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 308

Book Description
From acclaimed humorist William Thomas comes the funny yet poignant story of a thoroughbred racehorse that lost 100 races in a row -- but, in everyone's eyes, became the ultimate winner. On April 20, 1991, at Capritaur Farms in Upstate New York, Zippy Chippy strolled into the world. He was born from American horse racing royalty -- Compliance (his father was Kentucky Derby-winner Northern Dancer; his great-grandfather Native Dancer, the Preakness and Belmont Stakes winner) and Listen Lady (great-granddaughter of Native Dancer). Even before his birth, the hopes (not to mention the bill for his planned production) for Zippy Chippy were high. His pedigree was horse racing gold: Northern Dancer, Man o' War, Count Fleet, Bold Ruler, War Admiral, and Buckpasser were all ancestors. His success and glory seemed inevitable. But moments after his birth, Zippy Chippy struggled to his feet, took two steps forward . . . and stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around, took in his surroundings, maybe indulged in a little daydream, then promptly lay down for a nap in the straw. And thus began Zippy Chippy's storied racing career. Vince Lombardi, one of the greatest NFL coaches of all time, famously said, "Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." These words have become the battle cry of athletes, coaches, and teams everywhere, but over the years, sports have taken on a literal interpretation of Lombardi's mantra. Match-fixing, doping, sabotage, cocky and mean sportsmanship, all in the name of winning, have infiltrated and scandalized games, teams, reputations, and newspaper headlines. Yet, since his first moments in the world, Zippy Chippy ignored Lombardi and turned his nose at the concept of winning-at-all-costs. In fact, he decided to not win at all, losing, over the course of his career, 100 consecutive races, at some of the greatest tracks in the country: Belmont Park, Aqueduct, Finger Lakes, and Suffolk Downs among them. And he did so with his owner, Felix Monserrate, by his side -- a man who refused to sell Zippy, or even retire him, simply because he couldn't come in first. Soon, Zippy's cheering squad grew to include people who, enchanted by his story, would travel from all over North America to watch him lose but then happily gallop back to his stable. To them, Zippy Chippy was just like them; someone who wasn't an athlete with a million-dollar contract, or someone with movie star looks -- he was a creature who struggled, who lost, and who failed even the lowest of expectations. But, somehow, he found a way to enjoy himself and eagerly return for the next race. Told with laugh-out-loud wit and a lot of heart, The Legend of Zippy Chippy is the story of the losing-est racehorse in North American history -- a perpetual loser who would become the winning thoroughbred in professional horse racing to steal peoples' hearts.

Coffee &Horse Racing Notebook/Journal

Coffee &Horse Racing Notebook/Journal PDF Author: Funny Horse Racing Gift
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781661311148
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 102

Book Description
This a Journal, Planner, and Horse racing Notebook For Your Best Ideas daily, weekly or as often as you wish. this notebook is perfect for use as a journal, for school, studying, work, writing, planning or doodling, If you want to increase the positive effects, get a copy for a friend and share it to inspire each other. Great for you to write all you want. Best for giving friends, family, co-workers, new year gift and much more.
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