Farming Joke Book, The: A Collection of Agricultural Jokes, Amusing Stories and Anecdotes

Author: John Terry
Publisher: Fox Chapel Publishing
ISBN: 191215837X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 171

Book Description
The Farming Joke Book brings together around 500 jokes, amusing stories, and anecdotes about farmers, farm animals, and life on the farm in general. So, whether one has been farming for 'donkey's years' or is new to it, and whether these farming two-liners make the reader laugh, cry, or just groan out loud, there will definitely be something in this collection that will tickle anyone's farming funny bones. Divided into 16 categories, and with 32 specially commissioned illustrations by Rory Walker, this pocket sized book will provide hours of enjoyment and is the perfect tool for the farmer wanting to entertain friends, family, and colleagues, no matter his or her age. [Subject: Humor, Agriculture]

Farming Joke Book, The: A Collection of Agricultural Jokes, Amusing Stories and Anecdotes

Author: John Terry
Publisher: Fox Chapel Publishing
ISBN: 191215837X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 175

Hide-and-Seek on the Farm

Author: Highlights
Publisher: Highlights Press
ISBN: 1629799483
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 12

Book Description
Lift-the-flap fun on the farm! With 40 flaps to lift, 40 objects to find and plenty of friendly farm animals, this oversized board book is sure to delight young children. This fun and vibrant 10-page book is a great way to introduce the age-appropriate challenge of Hidden Pictures puzzles to emerging readers ages 2-5. What is hiding on the farm? Readers will follow the farmers as they feed the animals, take care of the crops and work at the farm stand, all while searching for dozens of cleverly hidden objects. Every spread features 8 inviting and easy-to-open flaps. Under the flaps, kids will find the clues to objects hiding in the colorful landscape scenes. The puzzles in this seek-and-find book are specially created for younger children to help develop their concentration and attention to detail. The story features rhyming and repeating phrases to boost kids’ early literacy skills, too. Fun to explore independently or share with a grown-up, this board book is expertly designed to engage little ones and foster a love of reading from an early age.

Hit by a Farm

Author: Catherine Friend
Publisher: Da Capo Press
ISBN: 9781569242988
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 240

Book Description
Describes how an urban bookworm and children's book author, along with her partner, set out to fulfill a lifelong dream of owning a working farm in Minnesota, offering a heartwarming, frequently humorous take on their crash course in living off and living with the land. Original.

Mark's Little Joke Book

Author: Mark Harris
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1435720040
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 146

Book Description
This book is a collection of Popular American Humor. Mark Harris likes to tell jokes and stories. He is part of the large Harris Family that thrives on story-telling. This collection of about four hundred jokes and stories are the best that Mark has heard. Many of the stories are very old and have been told and retold through the years. They have been changed or modified to fit current times or the needs of a particular story-teller. Some of the jokes are of fairly recent origin, but in most cases, a story or joke--whether old or new--cannot be attributed to its' creator. None of the stories originated with Mr. Harris: he is first a story collector and then a story-teller. At any reunion or gathering of the Harris Family, stories are told by those of the current generation. This art is now a family tradition, started generations ago. Perhaps the story that can best be told is that story-telling in the Harris Family will continue long into the future.

Tommy Cooper All In One Joke Book

Author: Tommy Cooper
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 1409052494
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 405

Book Description
My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree. A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, 'we have a drink named after you.' The horse says, 'what? Eric?' I said, 'waiter, what's that in my soup?' he said, 'I'd better call the boss, I can't tell one insect from another.' I'm reading a book called 'Sex Before 20'. Personally I don't like audiences. I said, 'it's serious, doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places'. He said, 'well stop going to those places.' I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere.

The Biggest Joke Book Ever

Author: Jack Jacoby
Publisher: Trafford Publishing
ISBN: 1425145418
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 1315

Book Description
An amazing collection of thousands of jokes - great for any occasions or just to get a great belly-laugh.

Dear County Agent Guy

Author: Jerry Nelson
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
ISBN: 0761189084
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 225

Book Description
“Jerry Nelson’s column comes from the true heart of the Midwest. He has the true voice, the slow twang. He knows wheat from barley. He knows hardware, he knows vegetation, he knows people.”—Garrison Keillor In the tradition of Mark Twain and Jean Shepherd, Dave Barry and Garrison Keillor, Jerry Nelson is a humorist whose beat is the American heartland, a small-town world of pickup trucks and Sunday night pancake dinners, dropping in on neighbors and complaining about the county agent. His depictions of daily life, from the point of view of an ex-dairy farmer and taciturn husband with a twinkle in his eye, are read by 250,000 people a week—and occasionally woven into Prairie Home Companion scripts. These are stories of courtship; childbirth—he offers the delivery room doctor the use of his calf puller; family; neighbors; chores; and the duties of a father—why is it that a man who spends his days in cow manure can’t change a baby’s diaper? Knee-slappingly funny one moment, poignant the next, it’s a very special look at a distinctly American way of life.

So Ole Says to Lena

Author: James P. Leary
Publisher: Univ of Wisconsin Press
ISBN: 9780299173746
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 304

Book Description
This is an introduction to the most important recent court decisions affecting women in the United States. Abortion, sexual harrassment, pornography, surrogate motherhood, rape, custody rights - the legal and social questions surrounding these issues are brought to life in this casebook.

Coop

Author: Michael Perry
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061865427
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 224

Book Description
“You can read Michael Perry’s Coop as an outrageously funny comedy about a semi-hapless neophyte navigating the pitfalls (and pratfalls) of the farming life. Please do, in fact. But scratch a little deeper, past Perry’s lusciously entertaining and epigrammatic prose, his ultra-charming combo of Midwestern earnestness and serrated wit, and you’ll find a reflective, sincere, and surprisingly touching-at times, even heart-cracking-story about a man struggling to put down roots.” — Jonathan Miles, author of Want Not In over his head with two pigs, a dozen chickens, and a baby due any minute, the acclaimed author of Population: 485 gives us a humorous, heartfelt memoir of a new life in the country. Living in a ramshackle Wisconsin farmhouse—faced with thirty-seven acres of fallen fences and overgrown fields, and informed by his pregnant wife that she intends to deliver their baby at home—Michael Perry plumbs his unorthodox childhood for clues to how to proceed as a farmer, a husband, and a father. Whether he’s remembering his younger days—when his city-bred parents took in sixty or so foster children while running a sheep and dairy farm—or describing what it’s like to be bitten in the butt while wrestling a pig, Perry flourishes in his trademark humor. But he also writes from the quieter corners of his heart, chronicling experiences as joyful as the birth of his child and as devastating as the death of a dear friend.