Author: Bob PhillipsPublisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN: 9781578660124
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 332
Book Description
Author: Kliph NesteroffThe Best Ever Book of Real Estate Jokes
Author: Mark Geoffrey YoungPublisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781468076349
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106
Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of real estate agent jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Real Estate Agent Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of Real Estate Agent jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one accountant joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many Real Estate Agent jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do Real Estate Agents wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A Real Estate Agent and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Real Estate Agent turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the Real Estate Agent.The Real Estate Agent's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the Real Estate Agent who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do Real Estate Agents laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
The Shadow Cipher
Author: Laura RubyPublisher: Walden Pond Press
ISBN: 9781549068935
Category : Brothers and sistsers
Languages : en
Pages : 476
Book Description
It was 1798 when the Morningstarr twins arrived in New York with a vision for a magnificent city: towering skyscrapers, dazzling machines, and winding train lines, all running on technology no one had ever seen before. Fifty-seven years later, the enigmatic architects disappeared, leaving behind for the people of New York the Old York Cipher--a puzzle laid into the shining city they constructed, at the end of which was promised a treasure beyond all imagining. By the present day, however, the puzzle has never been solved, and the greatest mystery of the modern world is little more than a tourist attraction. Tess and Theo Biedermann and their friend Jaime Cruz live in a Morningstarr apartment--until a real estate developer announces that the city has agreed to sell him the five remaining Morningstarr buildings. Their likely destruction means the end of a dream long held by the people of New York. And if Tess, Theo, and Jaime want to save their home, they have to prove that the Old York Cipher is real. Which means they have to solve it.
Sick Puppy
Author: Carl HiaasenPublisher: Vintage Crime/Black Lizard
ISBN: 0375412735
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 625
Book Description
Brilliantly twisted entertainment wrapped around a powerful ecological plea—from the New York Times bestselling author of Squeeze Me. When Palmer Stoat notices the black pickup truck following him on the highway, he fears his precious Range Rover is about to be carjacked. But Twilly Spree, the man tailing Stoat, has vengeance, not sport-utility vehicles, on his mind. Idealistic, independently wealthy and pathologically short-tempered, Twilly has dedicated himself to saving Florida's wilderness from runaway destruction. He favors unambiguous political statements—such as torching Jet-Skis or blowing up banks—that leave his human targets shaken but re-educated. After watching Stoat blithely dump a trail of fast-food litter out the window, Twilly decides to teach him a lesson. Thus, Stoat's prized Range Rover becomes home to a horde of hungry dung beetles. Which could have been the end to it had Twilly not discovered that Stoat is one of Florida's cockiest and most powerful political fixers, whose latest project is the "malling" of a pristine Gulf Coast island. Now the real Hiaasen-variety fun begins… Dognapping eco-terrorists, bogus big-time hunters, a Republicans-only hooker, an infamous ex-governor who's gone back to nature, thousands of singing toads and a Labrador retriever greater than the sum of his Labrador parts—these are only some of the denizens of Carl Hiaasen's outrageously funny new novel.
How to Invest in Real Estate
Author: Brandon TurnerPublisher: Biggerpockets Publishing, LLC
ISBN: 9780997584707
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 280
Book Description
Over the many years that we've been serving real estate investors, one of the most asked questions on our site has been, "How Do I Get Started in Real Estate Investing?" New investors will love the fundamentals and even experienced investors will appreciate the high-level view of strategies they may have never even considered. Don't let some guru tell you what the right path is for you. Read How to Invest in Real Estate and see all the paths in one place, so you can make the best choice for you, your family, and your financial future. This book will help new investors get a firm foundation to build their investing business upon. With topics ranging from how to gain a solid real estate education, real estate niches, financing, marketing, and more, this book is truly the definitive guide for helping new investors learn the ropes.
Jokes, Riddles and Wisdom
Author: Roger KuderPublisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 1583486992
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 130
Book Description
If you have seen other joke and riddle books that called themselves the "best" or the "greatest," but were disappointed because they did not deliver, then fear not. This is the best of the best. The cream of the crop. Read it for laughs. You won't be disappointed. Jokes and riddles that are to the point, without unnecessary embellishment. Also included is a third section on wisdom, which will give to you more joy and happiness. Learn how anyone can become happy, healthy and wealthy in all aspects of life. Learn too how to get along with others. You can even learn how to find and keep the great love of your life. It's all there for you in the best collection ever.
Author: The Most Ginormous Joke Book in the Universe!
Author: The Laugh Factory,Publisher: Applesauce Press
ISBN: 1604332654
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 528
Book Description
The biggest joke book on the market gets a ginormous companion! Just in case the massive collection of jokes featured in the bestselling The Biggest Joke Book Ever, No Kidding wasn’t enough, this hugely humorous companion includes more than five thousand additional goofy gags, clever comebacks, and treacherous tongue twisters along with riddles, one-liners, puns, and more. Up to date and brimming with hilarity, the contents of this indispensible comedy resource will have readers laughing nonstop.
The Geopolitics of Real Estate
Author: Dallas RogersPublisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1783483342
Category : Political Science
Languages : en
Pages : 207
Book Description
Individual foreign investment in Western nation states is a long-standing geopolitical issue. The expansion of the middle class in BRICS and Asian countries, and their increased activity in Western real estate markets as foreign investors, have introduced new and revived existing cultural and geopolitical sensitivities. In this book, Dallas Rogers develops a new history of foreign real estate investment by mapping the movement of human and financial capital over more than four centuries. The book argues the reconfiguration of Asian geopolitical power has ruptured the conceptual landscape for understanding international land and real estate relations. Drawing on assemblage theories (Latour, Deleuze and Guattari), assemblage analytical tactics (Sassen and Ong) and discursive media theories (Kittler and Foucault) a series of vignettes of land and real estate crisis are presented. The book demonstrates how foreign land claimers and global real estate professionals colonise, subvert and act beyond the governance structures of settler-societies to facilitate new types of capital circulation and accumulation around the world.
