100 Dirty Jokes for Girls

100 Dirty Jokes for Girls PDF Author: CARLTON BOOKS
Publisher: Carlton Publishing Group
ISBN: 9781844421817
Category : English wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 160

Book Description
It's time to get down and even dirtier with this second selection of the filthiest gags you're ever likely to hear. 100 Dirty Jokes for Girls is all you need to give you a naughty thrill and is jam-packed with outrageous stories, punchlines and one-liners that are guaranteed to have you and your mates laughing out loud. And because all women know that men and sex make a hilarious double act, the book includes jokes on chat-ups, dirty talk, foreplay, penis size, orgasms and between-the-sheets mishaps, making it a side-splitting read and proving that - in this case at least - size doesn't matter. So move over Christina Aguilera - you're not the only dirty girl in town!

The Girl's-Only Dirty Joke Book

The Girl's-Only Dirty Joke Book PDF Author: Karen S. Smith
Publisher: Bookpack Incorporated
ISBN: 9781569756485
Category : Sex
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
"First published in the U.K. as The best dirty girl's joke book ever in 2005 by Carlton Books Limited"--T.p. verso.

The Bible of Dirty Jokes

The Bible of Dirty Jokes PDF Author: Eileen Pollack
Publisher: Four Way Books
ISBN: 1945588152
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 322

Book Description
When Ketzel WeinrachÕs beloved brother Potsie goes missing in Las Vegas, she not only must try to find him, she must confront her familyÕs shady history and their ties to the legendary Jewish mob, Murder, Inc., as well as her troubling relationship to her cousin Perry (who runs a strip club on the outskirts of Vegas), her long and apparently not-so-loving marriage to her recently departed husband Morty Tittelman (a self-styled professor of dirty jokes and erotic folklore), and her own failed career as a stand-up comic.

The Big Ass Book of Jokes

The Big Ass Book of Jokes PDF Author:
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1569759405
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 349

Book Description
A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.

Dirty Work

Dirty Work PDF Author: Regina Kyle
Publisher: Harlequin
ISBN: 1488062153
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 194

Book Description
Millionaire nightclub owner Jake Lawson works hard, but executive concierge Ainsley Scott is showing him how to let loose…in the sexiest possible way! I knew I was in trouble the moment millionaire Jake Lawson walked through the door of his swanky Tribeca loft. The definition of tall, dark and handsome, he’s hired me to take care of his parents’ Irish wolfhound. But one game of strip Scrabble later and we’re taking care of each other all night long… Starting my concierge business was my way out of the rat race I ran as a lawyer until it cost me my fiancé. And Jake is a full-on workaholic, certain his high-end nightclub will fall apart if he loses focus for a second. We couldn’t be more different. But the chemistry between us is off the charts! From drag-queen karaoke to movies at Hudson River Park, I’m showing Jake how to lighten up and enjoy everything New York City has to offer. But I can’t help wondering if blowing each other’s minds in bed is enough to make up for our different values. Can Jake step away from his smartphone long enough to give us a chance? Harlequin DARE publishes sexy romances featuring powerful alpha heroes and bold, fearless heroines exploring their deepest fantasies. Four new Harlequin DARE titles are available each month, wherever ebooks are sold!

Rationale of the Dirty Joke

Rationale of the Dirty Joke PDF Author: G. Legman
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1416595732
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 822

Book Description
Why do people tell dirty jokes? And what is it about a joke's dirtiness that makes it funny? G. Legman was perhaps the foremost scholar of the dirty joke, and as legions of humor writers and comedians know, his Rationale of the Dirty Joke remains the most exhaustive and authoritative study of the subject. More than two thousand jokes and folktales are presented, covering such topics as The Female Fool, The Fortunate Fart, Mutual Mismatching, and The Sex Machine. These folk texts are authentically transcribed in their innocent and sometimes violent entirety. Legman studies each for its historical and socioanalytic significance, revealing what these jokes mean to the people who tell them and to the people who listen and laugh. Here -- back in print -- is the definitive text for comedians and humor writers, Freudian scholars and late night television enthusiasts. Rationale of the Dirty Joke will amuse you, offend you, challenge you, and disgust you, all while demonstrating the intelligence and hilarity of the dirty joke.

The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever

The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever PDF Author: Michael Ryan
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 0595311733
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 66

Book Description
"I am speechless. The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever is the most disgusting, crude book I have ever read. I am ashamed to say my son wrote this. Where did I go wrong?" -Mother of Author Michael Ryan, too embarrassed to give her name "I succeeded! It is clear that my superb parenting skills paid off. The Author, Michael Ryan, tells the A to Zs of shit taking. He demonstrates his expertise on the always funny material of the infamous #2." -Proud Father of Author Michael Ryan, who's wife wouldn't let him give his first name The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever was written for anyone who wants to laugh out loud about the topic of taking a crap. Author Michael Ryan displays his expertise on the often unspoken everyday experience of going to the bathroom. He dissects every imaginable issue from the toilet paper texture to the writings on the bathroom stall doors. A few of the many other topics covered are: types of doody, locations, bathroom spray, courtesy flush, the bidet, what to do while going to the bathroom, types of farts, clogging the bowl, activities, wiping (sitting vs. standing), diarrhea, hemorrhoids, girls, masturbation, constipation and public toilets in various countries.

The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes

The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes PDF Author: Rudy A. Swale
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1569759456
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 334

Book Description
THE BIGGEST, BADDEST, BADASSEST BOOK OF LEWD, CRUDE AND FUNNY-AS-$#!+ JOKES •What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? We do taste like chicken! •What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. •The journalist asked the politician, “Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment? “Yes, I would,” said the politician. “The truth is my assistant has a big mouth.” •A guy walks in on his wife having sex with another man and says, “what the hell are you two doing?” His wife turns to her lover and says, “I told you he was stupid.” •How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. If you think no joke is too raw as long as it’s funny—this is the book for you! This massive collection of laugh-out-loud and totally politically incorrect jokes is sure to have you and your friends rolling in hysterics.

The Facts of Life

The Facts of Life PDF Author: Willie Nelson
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 0307523209
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 250

Book Description
If you had to give America a voice, it’s been said more than once, that voice would be Willie Nelson’s. For more than fifty years, he’s taken the stuff of his life-the good and the bad-and made from it a body of work that has become a permanent part of our musical heritage and kept us company through the good and the bad of our own lives. Long before he became famous as a performer, Willie Nelson was known as a songwriter, keeping his young family afloat by writing songs-like “Crazy”-that other people turned into hits. So it’s fitting, and cause for celebration, that he has finally set down in his own words, a book that does justice to his great gifts as a storyteller. In The Facts of Life, Willie Nelson reflects on what has mattered to him in life and what hasn’t. He also tells some great dirty jokes. The result is a book as wise and hilarious as its author. It’s not meant to be taken seriously as an instruction manual for living-but you could do a lot worse.
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