Author: Harvard Lampoon (Organization)
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780732291464
Category : Humorous stories
Languages : en
Pages : 154
Book Description
Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in this hilarious send-up of Twilight. After witnessing a number of strange events Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?
Nightlight
Author: The Harvard Lampoon
Publisher: Vintage
ISBN: 0307476103
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 162
Book Description
About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive? Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.
Publisher: Vintage
ISBN: 0307476103
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 162
Book Description
About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive? Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.
Nightlights
Author: Lorena Alvarez
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 1910620572
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Every night, tiny stars appear out of the darkness in little Sandy's bedroom. She catches them and creates wonderful creatures to play with until she falls asleep, and in the morning brings them back to life in the whimsical drawings that cover her room. One day, Morfie, a mysterious pale girl, appears at school. And she knows all about Sandy's drawings... Nightlights is a beautiful story about fear, insecurity, and creativity, from the enchanting imagination of Lorena Alvarez.
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 1910620572
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Every night, tiny stars appear out of the darkness in little Sandy's bedroom. She catches them and creates wonderful creatures to play with until she falls asleep, and in the morning brings them back to life in the whimsical drawings that cover her room. One day, Morfie, a mysterious pale girl, appears at school. And she knows all about Sandy's drawings... Nightlights is a beautiful story about fear, insecurity, and creativity, from the enchanting imagination of Lorena Alvarez.
Night Light
Author: Amy E Dean
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 159285916X
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 390
Book Description
Night Light's quotations, reflections, and simple prayers ease the loneliness, fear, and anxiety that can burden our nights so we can wake up and meet each new day refreshed and inspired. Remember how comforting it felt, as a child, to fall asleep with a night-light glowing in the dark? Our Night Light is a collection of meditations that helps us remember how our Higher Power is like a comforting, ever-present light in our lives. These nightly readings can help us learn to trust the spiritual light within us for strength, comfort, and guidance.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 159285916X
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 390
Book Description
Night Light's quotations, reflections, and simple prayers ease the loneliness, fear, and anxiety that can burden our nights so we can wake up and meet each new day refreshed and inspired. Remember how comforting it felt, as a child, to fall asleep with a night-light glowing in the dark? Our Night Light is a collection of meditations that helps us remember how our Higher Power is like a comforting, ever-present light in our lives. These nightly readings can help us learn to trust the spiritual light within us for strength, comfort, and guidance.
Goodnight, Little Prince
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Publisher: CrackBoom! Books
ISBN: 9782898023279
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 14
Book Description
Perfect for bedtime snuggles! When the sun sets, The Little Prince and his friend the Fox watch the spectacle of the stars in the sky and prepare to sleep. Widely read and universally cherished by children and adults alike. The book has a built-in moon shaped nightlight that emits a soft light when pressed and uses replaceable batteries. Nightlight turns off after 30 seconds. Built-in nightlight that uses replaceable batteries; Timeless and enchanting tale of a little prince; Classic artwork; This story will capture the hearts of readers of all ages.
Publisher: CrackBoom! Books
ISBN: 9782898023279
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 14
Book Description
Perfect for bedtime snuggles! When the sun sets, The Little Prince and his friend the Fox watch the spectacle of the stars in the sky and prepare to sleep. Widely read and universally cherished by children and adults alike. The book has a built-in moon shaped nightlight that emits a soft light when pressed and uses replaceable batteries. Nightlight turns off after 30 seconds. Built-in nightlight that uses replaceable batteries; Timeless and enchanting tale of a little prince; Classic artwork; This story will capture the hearts of readers of all ages.
Nightlight
Author: Janine Avril
Publisher: Alyson Books
ISBN:
Category : Family secrets
Languages : en
Pages : 228
Book Description
Secrets are revealed, truths are unearthed and relationships blossom in this beautifully written memoir of one woman's family. When Janine was 15 her mother died of cancer. Whilst at college, she learnt that her father was dying of full blown AIDS. Inspired to understand her past, Janine finally discovered a powerful like between her father and herself.
Publisher: Alyson Books
ISBN:
Category : Family secrets
Languages : en
Pages : 228
Book Description
Secrets are revealed, truths are unearthed and relationships blossom in this beautifully written memoir of one woman's family. When Janine was 15 her mother died of cancer. Whilst at college, she learnt that her father was dying of full blown AIDS. Inspired to understand her past, Janine finally discovered a powerful like between her father and herself.
Goodnight Bear!
Author: Kathryn A. Couri
Publisher: Intervisual/Piggy Toes
ISBN: 9781581170597
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
This book and night light makes bedtime a fun, friendly experience for little sleepyheads. Children will love the rhyming story -- and the soft glow of Goodnight Bear will help ease them into dreamland. The light stays on for about 15 minutes then automatically turns off. It's the perfect way to say, "Sweet dreams.
Publisher: Intervisual/Piggy Toes
ISBN: 9781581170597
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
This book and night light makes bedtime a fun, friendly experience for little sleepyheads. Children will love the rhyming story -- and the soft glow of Goodnight Bear will help ease them into dreamland. The light stays on for about 15 minutes then automatically turns off. It's the perfect way to say, "Sweet dreams.