Author: John Burningham Publisher: Chronicle Books ISBN: 9781587171352 Category : Bedtime Languages : en Pages : 88
Book Description
A series of comical choices such as, "Would you rather eat spider stew or slug dumplings or mashed worms?" ends with an invitation to bedtime.
Author: Barney Saltzberg Publisher: Macmillan ISBN: 1626723583 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 33
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Some little ones want to be princesses; others want to be dragons. The message of this book is that you can actually be both! There are lots of things you can be: a little wild, a little sweet. A little polite, a little troublesome. A little dainty, a little dragony. There's nothing stopping you from being just what you want to be . . . so which would you rather be: a princess or a dragon? Here's just the book to help you sort through that difficult question. You might be surprised at what you decide by its end.
Author: Dr. Seuss Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers ISBN: 0394831284 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 37
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Would you rather be a clarinet . . . a trombone . . . or a drum? (How would you like to have someone going boom-boom on your tum?) Beginning readers are asked to ponder these–and a host of other odd choices–in this charming, provocative book by Dr. Seuss that encourages children to let their imaginations fly.
Author: Justin Heimberg Publisher: Seven Footer Press ISBN: 9780974043975 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 188
Book Description
The demented minds that created the original Would You Rather...? collection and its best-selling follow-up, Would You Rather...?: Love and Sex, are back with even more preposterous predicaments and irreverent inquiries. Plumbing the depths of the current zeitgeist, Would You Rather...?: Pop Culture Edition is packed with over 300 wickedly funny -- and deceptively thought-provoking -- questions regarding sex, celebrities, hot trends, newsmakers, movies, video games, household products, and unusual combinations thereof. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death with Lite-Brite pegs or be assassinated by Cabbage Patch Dolls? Would you rather fight The Rock or fifteen clones of Barbara Bush to the death? Would you rather have phone sex with the Moviefone guy or Jar Jar Binks? Ideal for parties and road trips, these weighty philosophical questions are also perfect for moments of solitary reflection.
Author: Justin Heimberg Publisher: Seven Footer Press ISBN: 9781934734049 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 426
Book Description
The comic phenomenon known as theWould You Rather...' series finds its ultimate expression in this enormous compilation of deranged dilemmas -- more than 1,500 in nearly 500 pages! -- accompanied by zany illustrations, games, and comedic riffs. Authors Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg draw on everything from movies and music to food and drink in this collection that's perfect for groups, parties, or the lone reader who wants a good laugh.
Author: Justin Heimberg Publisher: Seven Footer Press ISBN: 9781934734018 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 196
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For those who enjoy messing with other people's heads -- or who wish to channel his or her inner performance artist -- this irreverent guide is the perfect companion. It contains 1,000 off-the-wall things to do in over 50 locations, all of which are guaranteed to disturb or disgust those unfortunate enough to be nearby. From conducting a job interview in interpretive dance to ending a relationship with the help of a big foam "You're #1" finger, Mindf*cks makes the most of any mundane situation.
Author: Dr Shh Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: 9781794316065 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 108
Book Description
Would you rather get a hilarious gift for a kid or read fifty more silly book descriptions before you get back to this book? :-) Do you want to swim faster than a shark; learn how to speak in the voice of any person; have a magical giant flying dragon; create an odd superhero--Broccoliman? As kids choose WOULD YOU RATHER crazy scenarios, they're sure to get the giggles! Moreover, every silly joke in this book is hilariously illustrated! Many children also enjoy coming up with their own variations of these scenarios. This helps them to develop creativity, reasoning skills, and a sense of humor. In addition, the second part of the book contains YES or NO crazy questions game. These questions are extremely funny and are related to scenarios from the first part of the book. The answers are often unexpected even for parents, grandparents, teachers, and elder siblings. Therefore, the whole family, church, or class will enjoy playing this quiz game. In the end, you'll find references that will help you to learn more fun stuff about weird and silly situations mentioned in this book. Examples: WOULD YOU RATHER play bowling with a watermelon or play tennis with a balloon? WOULD YOU RATHER wear disposable rubber gloves instead of insulated gloves on a very cold winter day or wear a laundry basket on your head instead of a cap on a hot summer day? WOULD YOU RATHER have a real magical flying carpet that can actually transport you anywhere or have a real magic 8 ball that can actually predict the future? WOULD YOU RATHER get a birthday cake prepared by a five-year-old baker or get a haircut from a five-year-old hairdresser? et cetera... This book is pure fun, a corny bathroom reader, and a great gift for a birthday party, holiday, and even without occasion. It's also an awesome read for a waiting room, airport, plane, train, car ride, and so on. Click "Buy now" and laugh out loud!
Author: Bonnie Worth Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers ISBN: 0593126815 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 24
Book Description
Laugh and learn with fun facts about pond animals, algae, metamorphosis, and more—all told in Dr. Seuss’s beloved rhyming style and starring the Cat in the Hat! “Near your house is a place of which I am fond. It’s a body of water that we call a pond.” The Cat in the Hat’s Learning Library series combines beloved characters, engaging rhymes, and Seussian illustrations to introduce children to non-fiction topics from the real world! Join the Cat in the Hat and visit a pond to discover: the stages of frog development the difference between complete and incomplete metamorphosis how amphibians spend part of their lives in the water and part on land and much more! Perfect for story time and for the youngest readers, Would You Rather Be a Pollywog? All About Pond Life also includes an index, glossary, and suggestions for further learning. Look for more books in the Cat in the Hat’s Learning Library series! High? Low? Where Did It Go? All About Animal Camouflage Is a Camel a Mammal? All About Mammals The 100 Hats of the Cat in the Hat: A Celebration of the 100th Day of School A Great Day for Pup: All About Wild Babies Happy Pi Day to You! All About Measuring Circles I Can Name 50 Trees Today! All About Trees Fine Feathered Friends: All About Birds My, Oh My--A Butterfly! All About Butterflies Oh Say Can You Seed? All About Flowering Plants Inside Your Outside! All About the Human Body Ice is Nice! All About the North and South Poles
Author: Pip Jones Publisher: Faber & Faber ISBN: 0571339190 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 35
Book Description
It's raining, it's pouring. And Daddy is snoring. Mummy is working. Oh, EVERYTHING'S BORING. What can Ruby Roo do on a rainy day? Use her imagination! This jaunty, thrilling rhyming text sees these two intrepid explorers jet off to the jungle in their cardboard seaplane, and swing through the exotic pot plant canopy . . . encountering some strangely familiar characters on their way! Packed with humour, colour and adventure - and with tons of 'clues' for children to spot - this is the latest picture book sensation from Pip Jones and superstar illustrator, Laura Hughes.
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