The Best Ever Book of Boy Scout Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781477516119
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Boy Scout jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Boy Scout Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Boy Scout Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Boy Scout joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Boy Scout jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Boy Scouts wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Boy Scout and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Boy Scout brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Boy Scout who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Boy Scouts laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Girl Scout Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781477609682
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Girl Scout jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Girl Scout Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Girl Scout Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Girl Scout joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Girl Scout jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Girl Scouts wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Girl Scout and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Girl Scout brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Girl Scout who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Girl Scouts laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Scout Jokes

Author: Thomas Mercaldo
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780578549934
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 50

Book Description
Scout Jokes is a large collection of jokes targeted toward scouts and various scouting topics such as camping, hiking, campfires, etc. With its large selection of in-depth jokes and one liners, Scout Jokes is the perfect book for any scout looking to have a good laugh.

Scout Jokes

Author: Thomas Mercaldo
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781500811754
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 44

Book Description
Scout Jokes is a large collection of jokes targeted toward scouts and various scouting topics such as camping, hiking, campfires, etc. With its large selection of in depth jokes and one liners Scout Jokes is the perfect book for any scout looking to have a good laugh.

The Scouting Joke Book

Author:
Publisher: MacMillan Children's Books
ISBN: 9780330544900
Category : Scouting (Youth activity)
Languages : en
Pages : 62

Book Description
A very funny collection of jokes chosen by the Scouts!We've asked every Beaver Colony and Cub Pack in the country to send us their favourite jokes and this very funny book is the glorious result! Q: Why are Scouts so dizzy? A: Because they're always doing good turns.

Best of Boys' Life

Author: Boy Scouts of America
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1461749786
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 194

Book Description
In celebration of its 100th anniversary of Boy Scouts of America and its publication Boys' Life, this book is a collection of the best Boys' Life pages of news, nature, sports, history, fiction, science, comics, and Scouting information. All pages in this collection are facsimile reproductions of the magazine's original pages.

The Scout Riddle Book

Author: Thomas Mercaldo
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781500635466
Category : Camping
Languages : en
Pages : 48

Book Description
The Scout Riddle Book is a collection of jokes and riddles that will keep any scout with a funny bone entertained for hours. The Scout Riddle Book also features some great jokes from Joe Scout and the Ranger. This book is perfect for any campfire or scouting event. It provides scouts with clean jokes that are told in a humorous and silly fashion.

Boys' Life Book of Outdoor Skills

Author: Boy Scouts of America
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1461748666
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 195

Book Description
A Followup to the Highly Successful Best of Boys' Life Boys’ Life, the magazine for Boy Scouts of America, was launched in 1911 and became one of the most popular youth magazines in America. Every month it features news, stories, jokes, and practical how-to instructions invaluable to all Scouts. Reproduced in facsimile form, The Boys’ Life Book of Outdoor Skills brings together a selection of the very best pieces, including work by Theodore Roosevelt and Buffalo Bill ("A Message to Boy Scouts"), and . Contents include facsimiles of the best pages from 1911 to the present.

The Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1626866147
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 88

Book Description
Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag! Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.

The BIG Book of Campfire Jokes and Riddles

Author: Thomas Mercaldo
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533378408
Category : Camping
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Campfire Jokes and Riddles is a compilation of hilarious jokes and riddles related to camping and hiking. This book is great for individuals and groups looking for some great laughs while also enjoying comical pictures and cartoons. With over 140 pages filled with content it is a sure fire way to be entertained for hours.