Crazy Cat Lady

Author: Ester Scholten
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
ISBN: 1523505575
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 113

Book Description
Crazy Cat Lady (noun): A badge of honor for people who know cats are awesome. Do you often wake up covered in cat hair? Do you keep adopting more and more cats—then staying home Friday nights to cuddle them? Proclaim your feline obsession proudly! Joyfully illustrated with cheeky mottoes, flowcharts, and fun facts throughout, this little book is an affectionate tribute to cats and the cool ladies who love them. Includes a bonus sheet of colorful stickers!

The Crazy Cat Lover's Handbook

Author: Stella Rheingold
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781944243135
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 142

Book Description
A wonderfully humorous and quirky guide to caring for kitties: Learn all about: *Getting a new kitty *The cat friendly house *Feeding felines *Playing cat games *Grooming and petting *The health care essentials, As well as a bit of cat history and some fabulously famous cat quotes! THE PURRRFECT GIFT for the CAT LOVER in your life!!! Full of cute cats, cute cat pictures, funny cat stories and enough information on cat care to turn you into an expert on how to take care of cats. Whether you love cats, funny cat books, or even if you are looking for a gift for the crazy cat lady in your life the crazy cat lover's handbook is for you. - Kate Gregory If you are looking for a funny cat book, or a special gift for a cat lover then look no further. Want to know how to take care of cats, how to pet a cat, play with a cat, feed a cat or walk a cat? Want to how cats and humans became such good friends? Get this book! - David McIntyre Cats may be cute and fun but cat care is a serious business. "The Crazy Cat Lover's Handbook" not only provides all the cat care information you need, it delivers a whole lot of fun along the way. - Jane Prescott I love cats. I love kittens. I love cats and kittens and I love funny cat books. Seriously I love cats, and I love this cat book. It has everything a cat lover needs to know about how to take care of cats. -Joy Ngyuen

Confessions of a Crazy Cat Lady

Author: Sandra Gurvis
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780988528963
Category : Divorced women
Languages : en
Pages : 74

Book Description
From Hairballs to Hair Straightening . . . Women face certain challenges when they reach, um, a certain age and who doesn't enjoy a funny cat story? With essays, really bad poetry and ridiculous photos of the author and her cats (as well as some unsuspecting family members), "Confessions of a Crazy Cat Lady . . . And Othe Possibly Demented Meanderings" offers the best of both worlds. Topics cover the full gamut of two- and four-legged dilemmas-divorced and dating after many years of marriage, purse envy, weight loss and gain, body image (human) and escape attempts, euthanasia, and rock-swallowing (critter), among other subjects. Culled from a massive literary database (aka the rather demented mind of author Sandra Gurvis), some writings appeared in publications such as Columbus Monthly, I Love Cats, and the anthology CAT'S MEOW, while others are completely original. This book is a must-read for cat ladies, aspiring cat ladies and/or people who love cats and/or women. It can also serve as precautionary guide for those wishing to avoid cat ladydom. But like potato chips and sometimes felines themselves-the stories may be hard to stop reading after just one!

Mark Twain for Cat Lovers

Author: Mark Dawidziak
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1493027093
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 208

Book Description
America is cat crazy, and Mark Twain may have been the American writer most crazy about cats. From his boyhood in Hannibal, Missouri, to his last years in Connecticut, Mark Twain spent much of his life surrounded by cats, and they stalk through many of his best-known books, including The Innocents Aboard, Roughing It, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court, and Puddn’head Wilson. In this lighthearted book, Twain scholar Mark Dawidziak explores the writer’s lifelong devotion to cats through stories, excerpts, quotes, photos, and illustrations, illuminating a little-known side of this famous writer’s life that will appeal to Twain aficionados and cat lovers alike.

Cats' Eyes

Author: Mollie Hunt
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781500999148
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 352

Book Description
Lynley Cannon is the crazy cat lady, but she's not quite crazy yet, even though a bizarre connection to a bumbled heist and two murders has got her wondering. The fifty eight-year-old retiree lives peacefully in her old Portland home, but when her elderly cat drags in a dusky brown beach agate, things change fast. Threatened by theft, kidnapping, and murder, she is determined to maintain her serenity, even if it means catching the crooks herself. Friends, family, and a hunky humane society investigator aid Lynley in her quest to outsmart the pros. The cops think Lynley's the killer. The real killer is targeting Lynley. Will Lynley live to clean the litter box another day?

Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too

Author: Michael Showalter
Publisher: Abrams
ISBN: 9781419706905
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Michael Showalter's Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too is the hilarious all-access guide to help a man comprehend, appreciate, and bond with the felines in his life. They say dogs are a man's best friend. True! But what if that man's girlfriend/boyfriend, wife/husband, or mother-in-law has a cat? Is that the end for him? Is he resigned to an eternity of estrangement from this furry creature with which he shares his life partner, his favorite chair, and his sock drawer? Showalter offers hope for men everywhere in their quest to understand and love cats. In this intimate portrait of one man's love for cats, you will learn the answers to burning questions such as: Why are they all aloof and weird and stuff?; They hate me, right?; and Is it true that they have nine lives? Armed with these and countless other valuable lessons, by the book's end any guy can be on the fast track to becoming a cat's best friend.

Shop Cats of New York

Author: Tamar Arslanian
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0062432036
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 232

Book Description
Humans of New York meets The French Cat in this carefully cultivated, gorgeous full-color collection featuring New York’s iconic felines and the stories behind them. They inhabit New York City’s most legendary and coziest spots—the Algonquin Hotel, a whiskey distillery, Bleecker Street Records, and a host of yoga studios, bodegas, bookstores, and bike shops in between. True New Yorkers—masters of people watching—they perch on wine crates, piles of books, and a classic hotel countertop, taking in the activity around them. Depending on their mood, these cats will ignore enthusiastic admirers, offer a few delightful purrs, or occasionally even take a swipe. Some even find a mouse or two to chase. Shop Cats of New York introduces forty of New York’s favorite felines—all who have an extraordinary story to tell. Popular cat blogger Tamar Arslanian and Instagram pet photographer Andrew Marttila capture these deeply loved and well cared for animals in their city habitat and reveal how they came to reign over their urban kingdoms. A celebration of some of the city’s most revered citizens and a unique look at New York life, this enchanting illustrated volume is a must for every cat lover, and every Big Apple devotee.

Review of My Cat

Author: Tanner Ringerud
Publisher: Sourcebooks Fire
ISBN: 9781402285363
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Combining the satisfaction of pure judgement present in 'F in Exams' with the hilarity of cats in ' I Can Has Cheezburger' comes this collection of the very best - and worst - reviews of cats from around the globe. From the cat who saved its owner's life to the absolute laziest ball of fur on Earth, they're all inside

I Could Pee on This

Author: Francesco Marciuliano
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452121869
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 111

Book Description
Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.

Lost Cat

Author: Caroline Paul
Publisher: A&C Black
ISBN: 1408835576
Category : Cats
Languages : en
Pages : 173

Book Description
What do our pets do when they're not with us? Caroline Paul and Wendy MacNaughton used GPS, cat cameras, psychics, and the web to track the adventures of their beloved cat Tibia.