Author: Simon BarnesPublisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1476730350
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 480
Book Description
"Originally published in 2014 in Great Britain by Short Books."--Title page verso.
The Ten Million Year Biscuit
Author: Andrew HowellPublisher: FriesenPress
ISBN: 1038304717
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
Languages : en
Pages : 306
Book Description
The Ten Million Year Biscuit was forged in the Earth's core by the masters of space and time using flour borrowed from Jeppy, the Human Cannonball. Thought to be the perfect biscuit, many adventurers sought the Ten Million Year Biscuit for generations. All of them failed spectacularly. Will Nigel Turnbottom, adventurer extraordinaire, be able to adventure harder than he's ever adventured before and find the meaning of friendship? This book was made for the ten year anniversary of www.jollybiscuit.com and features all the best comic strips and stories posted over the years. If you're looking for goofs, gags, gaffs, waggery, yuks, quips, nutty zingers, whacky hijinks, thigh-slappers, riffs, and/or capers. Then your ten million year search has come to an end!
Author: Adam Frank
Author: United States. Congress. House. Committee on the Judiciary
Author: United States. Congress. House. Committee on the Judiciary. Subcommittee on Immigration, Citizenship, and International LawThe Invasion That Never Happened
Author: Udi MenashePublisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0996850503
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 272
Book Description
This is a story of an alien invasion of California, USA in 1970. Twenty Thousand funny looking, purple aliens invading Earth for a single reason - to acquire a large amount of "Double AA" batteries. Why do they need so many batteries? Well, they are desperate to revive a Tape Player obtained by them during the height of our space program. What make this Tape Player so important to them is its content - a cassette with the music of 1967 Earth's rising star - Jimi Hendrix, which they became addicted to. When this device batteries died, the aliens left with no choice but to invade our planet in a search for a new stock. While on Earth, they would encounter California's varied population of the early 70's: Hippies; Black Panthers; the rest of us; and Jimi Hendrix himself. This exposure to our "Culture" will force them to make a crucial decision about their future. If you wonder why this 1970 invasion of California, USA never happened? The answer is quite simple - We ignored them...
Peanut Butter & Aliens
Author: Joe McGeePublisher: Abrams
ISBN: 1683351460
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
All is peaceful between the zombies and the humans of Quirkville . . . until an unexpected alien invasion causes widespread panic and chaos! As the aliens run rampant, demanding something mysterious in their alien language and coating the town in cosmic grape jelly when they’re not understood, the mayor declares a state of emergency. Once again, Reginald the zombie comes to the rescue, bravely suggesting that the seemingly evil aliens try pairing their jelly with some of his favorite peanut butter. Despite their differences, the residents of Quirkville, the zombies, and the aliens work together to create the greatest sandwich in the universe! Full of lots of humor and heart, this entertaining sequel to Peanut Butter & Brains will satisfy readers who are craving more.
Author: Kenneth Lewis Roberts
Author: Bruce CovillePreserving Liberty
Author: Josh BernsteinPublisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510782214
Category : Political Science
Languages : en
Pages : 220
Book Description
In order to show the potentialities of a brighter future, we must first resuscitate the visions of a better past. In Josh Bernstein's long awaited debut book, Preserving Liberty, he transforms himself from a daily news commentator into a political surgeon ready to dissect piece by piece every policy, politician, and propaganda in this written autopsy of what is killing our great nation. Josh tackles all the tough issues with wit, humor, and cold hard facts. In Preserving Liberty, you will learn: How to restore voter integrity and confidence How to balance the electorate to give every American a voice How to end the class warfare argument How to rein in Washington permanently How to finally solve our immigration issues How to control spending How to restore accuracy in media, and much more What sets Josh apart from many others is he doesn't just point out our problems and complain about them; he offers sound achievable solutions. How do we solve our nation’s problems and permanently preserve liberty for current and future generations? Find out in Preserving Liberty.
