Dad to the Bone

Author: Jerry Scott
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740726705
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 128

Book Description
Well on the day you were born, the nurses all gathered 'round. And they gazed in wide wonder, as my face hit the ground. The head nurse looked up, said, "Leave this one prone." She could tell right away that I was Dad to the bone." --Sing to the tune of George Thorogood's Bad to the Bone If you read the job description in a want ad, you might think long and hard before responding. WANTED: A man willing to change diapers that could nuke the ozone, plop down on all fours and become a horsie at a moment's notice, arise from a deep sleep for an hour to calm nightmares, and part with a significant chunk of his hard-earned nest egg. There's only one explanation for why a man such as Baby Blues' Darryl MacPherson would accept such a challenge . . . because he's Dad to the Bone. "Now, when I coach your teams, I go out of my mind! Every holler and scream means I'm proud that you're mine! As the years go by, pretty baby, can't believe how much you've grown! I wanna' thank you for makin' me a Dad to the Bone!" Of course, Baby Blues isn't only about fatherhood. This is a well-rounded family, with mom Wanda becoming more well-rounded every day as she heads into her third pregnancy. This collection of strips from the wildly popular feature Baby Blues, which is enjoyed by millions of parents and kids every day. Over the years, creators Jerry Scott and Rick Kirkman have perfected this family-centered strip that presents the joyful moments with the frustrating in a way that is hilarious and heartfelt without being syrupy sweet.

Jake's Bones

Author: Jake McGowan-Lowe
Publisher: Ticktock Books, Limited
ISBN: 9781848988521
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Jake McGowan-Lowe is a boy with a very unusual hobby. Since the age of 7, he has been photographing and blogging about his incredible finds and now has a worldwide following, including 100,000 visitors from the US and Canada. Follow Jake as he explores the animal world through this new 64-page book. He takes you on a world wide journey of his own collection, and introduces you to other amazing animals from the four corners of the globe. Find out what a cow's tooth, a rabbit's rib and a duck's quack look like and much, much more besides.

Dad To The Bone

Author: Loving Family
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781099563812
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 122

Book Description
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Dad To The Bone

Author: The Perfect Presents Fatherhoo Journals
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781711099705
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 122

Book Description
Dad To The Bone Journal & Notebook - 120 Pages Lined 6" x 9" This super funny bad (dad) to the bone design is perfect for any awesome dads out there who are a little bit of a badass! If your pops is bad to the bone & appreciates hilarious puns like this, they'll love this quote as a gift! Grab this awesome dad to the bone gift for your papa this fathers day or for his birthday! If you know any dad who is strong & independent - they need this bad to the bone joke pun! Empty lined notebook which is perfect as a diary, planner or journal and can also be used for gratitude listing, as a prayer log, or for idea gathering!

Rule Of The Bone

Author: Russell Banks
Publisher: Vintage Canada
ISBN: 0307375641
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 381

Book Description
Chappie is a punked-out teenager rejected by his mother and abusive stepfather. Out of school and in trouble with the police, he drifts through crash pads, doper squats, and malls until he finally settles in an abandoned school bus with Rose, a seven-year-old child, and I-Man, an exiled Rastafarian who will dramatically change his life. Together they begin an amazing journey...

Red at the Bone

Author: Jacqueline Woodson
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1474616461
Category : Social Science
Languages : en
Pages : 149

Book Description
THE TIMES '100 BEST SUMMER READS' NEW YORK TIMES TOP 10 BESTSELLER LONGLISTED FOR THE WOMEN'S PRIZE 2020 'Sublime' Candice Carty-Williams 'An epic in miniature' Tayari Jones 'A banger' Ta-Nehisi Coates 'Generous and big-hearted' Brit Bennett 'A true spell of a book' Ocean Vuong 'A proclamation' R.O. Kwon 'A little masterpiece' Paula Hawkins 'I adored this book' Elizabeth MacNeal 'Pure poetry' Observer 'A sharply focused gem' Sunday Times 'Will remind you why you love reading' Stylist 'Haunting' Guardian 'A wonderful, tragic, inspiring story' Metro 'Prose that sings off the page... Gorgeous' Mail on Sunday 'A nuanced portrait of shifting family relationships' Financial Times 'As seductive as a Prince bop' O, The Oprah Magazine 'Razor-sharp' Vanity Fair 'Dazzling... With urgent, vital insights into questions of class, gender, race, history, queerness and sex' New York Times An unexpected teenage pregnancy brings together two families from different social classes, and exposes the private hopes, disappointments and longings that can bind or divide us. From the New York Times-bestselling and National Book Award-winning author of Another Brooklyn and Brown Girl Dreaming. Brooklyn, 2001. It is the evening of sixteen-year-old Melody's coming of age ceremony in her grandparents' brownstone. Watched lovingly by her relatives and friends, making her entrance to the music of Prince, she wears a special custom-made dress - the very same dress that was sewn for a different wearer, Melody's mother, for a celebration that ultimately never took place. Unfurling the history of Melody's family - from the 1921 Tulsa race massacre to post 9/11 New York - Red at the Bone explores sexual desire, identity, class, and the life-altering facts of parenthood, as it looks at the ways in which young people must so often make fateful decisions about their lives before they have even begun to figure out who they are and what they want to be. *** ONE OF THE BOOKS OF THE YEAR FOR: New York Times; Washington Post; Time; USA Today; O, The Oprah Magazine; Elle; Good Housekeeping; Esquire; NPR; New York Public Library; Library Journal; Kirkus; BookRiot; She Reads; The Undefeated ***

Dad To The Bone

Author: The Perfect Presents Father Sketchbooks
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781713282037
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 112

Book Description
Dad To The Bone Creative Sketchbook - 110 Large Blank Pages 8.5" x 11" This super funny bad (dad) to the bone design is perfect for any awesome dads out there who are a little bit of a badass! If your pops is bad to the bone & appreciates hilarious puns like this, they'll love this quote as a gift! Grab this awesome dad to the bone gift for your papa this fathers day or for his birthday! If you know any dad who is strong & independent - they need this bad to the bone joke pun! Empty sketchbook with framed border for daily creative use - great gift idea for artists this holiday season!

Dad To the Bone

Author: Cooldad Publishing
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781099619380
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 102

Book Description
This funny notebook/journal will make a great gift for a dad who works every night and day to make sure you have everything you want and someone who is always there for you. Surprise him this Father's day with this funny and sarcastic gag gift to make him laugh but also a very useful gift, a notebook perfect to carry everywhere! A great and original alternative to a card, he can use this after the days he gets it and he'll be reminded everyday of your present. This is great as a journal or notebook perfect for you to write your own thoughts, get a little creative with poetry or just writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100 pages blank ruled journal ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then. 100 pages of high quality paper (50 sheets) It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book 6" x 9" Paperback notebook, soft matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college... It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthday...

Dad to the Bone

Author: Paige Paige Cooper
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781790293179
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 120

Book Description
The Ultimate 6X9 120 Page Journal For: Happy Father's Day Journal Gift Bad to The Bone Dads Humorous Fathers Funny Father's Day Celebrations #1 Dad Dad, I am your biggest follower Father's Day finds for your one-of-a-kind Dad Happy Father's Day I am honored to be your son/daughter I am so lucky to be your son/daughter List of fun things to do with Dad

Dad to the Bone

Author: Simply Life
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781098628680
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 122

Book Description
Dad To The Bone Journal, Notebook or Sketchbook is Blank and lined for the dad, father, grandfather. This is a great book for them to write down anything they want to write down from making it their personal diary that you can read later: ) or using it as a maintenance log for the lawn mower, this blank book is an awesome gift that is sure to be a hit.