OMG Baby!

Author: Emma Garcia
Publisher: Bookouture
ISBN: 1909490288
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 351

Book Description
Fans of Sophie Kinsella and Lindsey Kelk, meet Emma Garcia. Vivienne Summers may very well become your next favourite heroine and the one you will want to keep visiting over and over.' Good Books and a Cup of Tea This ISN'T a book about babies... It IS about two people, one unexpected pregnancy and a question... Viv and Max were best friends for years, then they were lovers and then it all went terribly wrong. Now finally they are to be reunited. Viv feels sick. Not just with nerves at seeing the gorgeous Max again, but because there's a small chance she might, quite possibly, most definitely, be pregnant. It's thrilling. But also terrifying. At thirty-two Viv doesn't have a job, only eats fruit when there's nothing else, and can barely meet the needs of her foster cat. And whilst she knows that Max is the love of her life, they don't exactly have the most stable relationship. Then, as Viv's long-lost mother reappears on the scene and they all end up sharing an apartment, all hell breaks loose. HOW ON EARTH ARE THEY GOING TO COPE? OMG Baby! is the hilarious, cringe-worthy and touching sequel to Never Google Heartbreak. What people are saying about Emma Garcia 'This book picks up where Garcia's brilliant debut Never Google Heartbreak left off and it's great to catch up with Viv and Max. Garcia's ingenious wit and characterisation once again shine through... Another laugh-out-loud read from a hugely talented writer'. Chick Lit Club 'Her cracking pace and rapier wit, together with her robust and honest prose will be bound to win Emma Garcia a sackful of fans. Perfect for lovers of Bridesmaids and Caitlin Moran.'Red Magazine 'To say that this book was eagerly awaited is an absolute understatement. Following on from NEVER GOOGLE HEARTBREAK, OMG Baby! reconnects us with Viv and Max in all their fabulously sarcastic glory. The chemistry between these two characters is not only believable but so captivating. Viv and Max have the makings of a married couple but will they ever get that far?' A Page of Love

OMG! That's Not My Baby

Author: Kasey Edwards
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781853758140
Category : Board books
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
A hilarious spoof of the That's Not My...children's book series, OMG! That's Not My Baby is a great gag joke book for anyone with a child at home to look after, whether that child is 2 or 32.

OMG!

Author: Deborah Baer
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440506795
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 204

Book Description
You are mistaken for a prostitute... You fart during yoga class ... Your boyfriend has been posting pictures of his penis online ... ...And all you can say is OMG! But then what? In this laugh-out-loud funny guide, gossip queen Deborah Baer gives you the wildest, wittiest, even witchiest solutions to the dramas and traumas that make you say, "Oh my God!" So the next time your boyfriend asks you what you think about getting a boob job, or your former BFF hits "reply all" and "accidentally" spills your deepest, darkest secret to the entire world, don't cry out for divine intervention. Just consult your OMG! advisor and you'll know just what to do—any place, anywhere, any time!

Pregnancy, OMG!

Author: Nancy Redd
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN: 1250113199
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 477

Book Description
New York Times bestselling author Nancy Redd’s visual guide to pregnancy and all the bizarre, hilarious, and often unanticipated changes a woman’s body can go through. WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS COULD HAPPEN?!— This is not the thought you want to be having when you’re frantically Googling whether your pregnancy symptom is normal or an emergency. Just when you thought there could never be another pregnancy book, Pregnancy, OMG! comes along, and you realize how much the current market is missing. Did you know that: your nose can change size and shape? Your fingernails, far from growing long and strong, can crack or fall off? You can completely (temporarily) lose your sense of smell? That 5% of women grow a third boob? More seriously, that 25-50% percent of the partners of women with postpartum depression develop it themselves, or that 20% of pregnancies end in miscarriage? This is a one-stop guide to every change a woman’s body can go through while pregnant, and is unlike anything for expecting parents on the market: it is illustrated by full-color photographs of a diverse set of real pregnant women of all shapes, sizes and ages. Featuring Nancy Redd’s trademark warmth, humor, and candor, and partnered with the advice and vetting of medical experts, this book tackles embarrassing, confusing, and less-widely discussed issues that many pregnant women face while offering practical tips and techniques to ease even the strangest problems, helping to dispel panic and shame, and providing women the resources they need for a healthy pregnancy.

Baby: My Mommy is A Flavorist

Author: Mi MiZhiYin
Publisher: Funstory
ISBN: 1648979467
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 697

Book Description
i want to make you a perfume i only like one kind of fragrance hmm your beauty he was a callous ceo who lacked trust in people she was an unknown and beautiful arrowhead and they were bundled together by mistake she allowed him who had lost his sense of smell to experience the beauty of life once more meng bao innocent accusation daddy i said to help you get your mommy together to enjoy the happiness but you made me single

Never Google Heartbreak

Author: Emma Garcia
Publisher: Bookouture
ISBN: 1909490229
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 360

Book Description
'I can't recommend this highly entertaining book enough - it's clever, witty and downright hilarious.' 5/5 I Heart Chick Lit 'Fans of Sophie Kinsella and Lindsey Kelk, meet Emma Garcia.Vivienne Summers may very well become your next favourite heroine and the one you will want to keep visiting over and over.' Good Books and a Cup of Tea 'With a heroine to root for, a hero to swoon over, and a story so honest and compelling, Emma Garcia has written Chick Lit at itÕs best. I canÕt wait to read her next novel!' 10/10 Novelicious VivÕs ex-fiance, Rob, proposed to her three months after she slept with him - she thought it was one of those whirlwind romances you read about in magazines. Five years later, after Rob calling off the wedding for the third time, she has finally moved out. As Viv passes through the three essential stages of grief (denial, vodka, disastrous haircut), she becomes determined that it's not too late to try and get Rob back. One drunken declaration of love at an extremely inappropriate moment later, and Viv's scruffy, tequila-swilling best friend Max is there to pick up the pieces. Just when VivÕs starting to realise that maybe the real thing has been under her nose all along, she makes what might just be the biggest mistake of her life... Can love sneak up on us unexpected? WhatÕs the answer to heartbreak? And whatÕs a girl to do when even the Internet doesnÕt have the answer? Never has heartbreak been so amusing... a refreshingly honest, achingly funny read for fans of Sophie Kinsella, Helen Fielding and Paige Toon. What theyÕre saying about Never Google Heartbreak... The fast pace of the book and my inability to put it down meant I finished within twenty-four hours. With a heroine to root for, a hero to swoon over, and a story so honest and compelling, Emma Garcia has written Chick Lit at itÕs best. I canÕt wait to read her next novel! 10/10ê Novelicious.com 'A genuinely likeable and very funny heroine . . . A fun read with a great leading lady.' Heat magazine 'This feisty and honest story of a crazy-in-love woman is hugely funny - perfect easy reading.' Closer magazine 'Her cracking pace and rapier wit, together with her robust and honest prose will be bound to win Emma Garcia a sackful of fans. Perfect for lovers of Bridesmaids and Caitlin Moran.' Red magazine online 'Have you ever read a book where you've fallen in love with it after a few pages? Well, this normally happens whenever I read a book by my favourite authors: Sophie Kinsella, Lindsey Kelk, Lucy Robinson, Ali McNamara, Gemma Burgess and a few more . . . I really adored everything about NEVER GOOGLE HEARTBREAK . . . It made me laugh and cackle like a loon, made my heart swell full of love when the romantic bits kicked in . . . I can't recommend this highly entertaining book enough - it's clever, witty and downright hilarious.' I Heart Chick Lit 'One for everyone who has messed up something good, and then disastrously tried to get it back . . . Brilliant' Star magazine 'Hopelessly funny, this book is a classic with a modern twist' Company magazine

Cute Baby's Mommy Wants Love

Author: Su Miliang
Publisher: Funstory
ISBN: 1636452086
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 986

Book Description
When her husband was cheating, the man he mistakenly provoked was a legend in Banyan City. He had monstrous wealth and power, and his appearance was beauties. She was a man with a special relationship with her ... — She was arranged to go on a blind date. The two little bun cried as they called her: "Dad is hitting us, help!" She rushed over with a head full of sweat. The man was rewarding the two little bun who had performed well ... She angrily said, "Mu Zhan Qian, my blind date has been destroyed by you!" The man said in a low voice, "If you want to remarry, why do you need to go so far? My child father, shouldn't he be the first choice? "

The Truuuth

Author: Ceist Lord
Publisher: Seven World
ISBN:
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 128

Book Description

Bump

Author: Kate Evans
Publisher: Myriad Editions (US&CA)
ISBN: 1908434554
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 322

Book Description
Kate Evans, celebrated author of the breastfeeding bestseller, The Food of Love, acclaimed cartoonist, and mother, turns her attention to the joys and pains of growing a baby. Evans deftly handles the physical and emotional changes that come with being pregnant, looking at the practicalities of every stage as well as the challenges that may arise. Her no-nonsense, quirky, and accessible text is illustrated throughout with detailed artwork to guide the reader through the intricacies of human reproduction, whilst her customary laugh-out-loud cartoons demystify the complexities of pregnancy and birth.The book includes:• a graphic guide to conception• practical help for those trying to conceive• early pregnancy advice• stop telling me what to do• food, glorious food• the call of the duvet• engaging with the professionals• abortion rights and wrongs• miscarriage support• screening and scans• are you ready to have a baby?• the physical preparations• ripening and readying• waiting well past your due date• the art of birth: labor• push it real good• the Caesarean section

Ex-husband, Please Stay

Author: Hong Doufan
Publisher: Funstory
ISBN: 1648461972
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 1902

Book Description
Her marriage was to stay by herself in a large, empty house. Her marriage lasted from hope until despair. Her marriage was a monthly routine of the 8th. If it's a lie, then just lie for the rest of your life, okay? At least this way, they could continue all the way to the end of their lives.