Colour My Bollocks

Author: Becky Glass
Publisher: Trapeze
ISBN: 9781398700796
Category : Art
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Unleash your creativity and relieve your stress with this ultimate colouring book for adults When the pressure's on, lessen your stress and let your creativity loose with over 30 distinctly British swear words! With amusing and underused obscenities such as bollocks, arsebadger and wazzock you will be able to keep calm and carry the f*ck on. Ditch the subtlety and colour the crap out of these therapeutic patterns! The perfect gift for a foul-mouthed friend, or c*nty colleagues.

Peanut

Author: John Cecil
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 146857860X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 371

Book Description
It is1972 in the United Kingdom and the Prime Minister, Ted Heath, is declaring a three day working week and a State of Emergency as the Coalminers Strike begins to bite. Abba are topping the charts and Monty Pythons Flying Circus are offering us something completely different on BBC2. Behind the backdrop of this we follow John Caswell, a football mad 15 year old from the Midlands as he embarks on his fi nal year at Kettering Grammar School. We suffer with him as he agonizes over his O levels in the summer of 1973 culminating in mixed results and fi nds himself working in an offi ce in a Builders Merchants with little idea of how his life is going to take off. Later that year John meets and becomes totally infl uenced by his sisters boyfriend who is in the Merchant Navy. Convinced this is the life for him John then goes to the National Sea Training School in Gravesend and we follow his exciting passage through the three month Lifeboat and Effi cient Deck Hand course before embarking on his fi rst trip to sea in September 1974 onboard the Anco Empress. We then follow him on an adventure across the oceans and upon the high seas around the World, crossing the Equator, learning his new skills and transforming a shy, timid and nave young man into an adult via Rotterdam, Montreal, New York, New Orleans, Rio De Janeiro, Durban and back to Rotterdam with hilarious and embarrassing consequences as he comes to terms with his ever changing environments and the social demands of a work hard / play hard regime.

Never Mind the Bollocks, Just Color!

Author: Dick Thomas
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781942947967
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 62

Book Description
Feeling stressed? Surrounded by idiots? Ever wish you could just punch the wall, or punch them? Ever wish you could just curse a blue streak? Well, calm down my friend. No need to make a scene. Just break out your colored pencils, crayons, or markers. Put on a little music. And sit down and color. Some nice little mandalas. Filled with your favorite swear words and dirty expressions. AAAaah. That's better! Feel the stress leaving your body? Why, you're feeling more and more like yourself with every passing minute. And look at the art your making in the meantime. Beautiful and dirty at the same time. Great gift for yourself or other uninhibited adult. In the bestselling "Never Mind the Bollocks, Just Color!," you'll enjoy: 30 new, original, and fun-to-color designs Single-sided pages (no bleed through!) Nice, big 8.5" x 11" pages 30 of your favorite swear words included (you may even learn a new word or two!) Each swear is easy to see and color Each page is adorned with mandala patterns, as well, for that peaceful, easy feeling Order now and receive peace in the mail, Zen Master. For any and all fans of adult coloring books, mandala coloring books, swear word coloring books, and curse words in general. Get your dirty on! WARNING: Not for children, by the way, because this book contains ADULT LANGUAGE, which you and I know as "dirty words.""

The Sweary Colouring Book 2

Author: Sarah Bigwood
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781534613324
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 42

Book Description
The Sweary Colouring Book 2 is the second instalment from Sarah Bigwood. The first book went viral, this time, dive into the fancy sweary world and unleash your naughty side! For days when only a swear will do. Including 20 hand drawn detailed pictures

Line 'em

Author: Nigel Williams
Publisher: London : Eyre Methuen
ISBN:
Category : Drama
Languages : en
Pages : 80

Book Description
A picket line is drawn up across the gates of a factory. The commitment of certain of the pickets is rather less than red hot. But when the army arrives, the stage is set for a classic confrontation, but one where the principle interest lies less in the trail of strength than in the shifting relationships and loyalties within the two groups of men.

Satan's Arena

Author: Christopher Chance
Publisher: Christopher Chance
ISBN: 145233434X
Category : True Crime
Languages : en
Pages : 163

Book Description
This appalling true-life prison writing chronicles the events of years spent in Spanish prisons. It highlights the fact that crime is planned in prison and how prison is the villain's jobcentre.This prison writing in the raw is not for the squeamish or politically correct. The anti-Spanish and anti-French sentiment is solely the author's undiluted emotions at the time of writing in his cell.

Fuck It, I'm Coloring

Author: Becky Glass
Publisher: Quadrille Publishing
ISBN: 9781787136816
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 96

Book Description
Colouring is one of best ways to soothe anxiety and eliminate stress. Release those pent-up emotions by colouring in the works you so so desperately wish to scream out loud! This therapeutic adult colouring book, features 45 original hand-drawn illustrations to help de-stress your mind and swear your way to a happier life.

Dicktard & Other Bits 'n' Bobs

Author: Fieros Wilson
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0244099537
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 299

Book Description
Oh deary deary deary deary me - we just don't understand - we are not above the animal kingdom, we are waaaaay waaaaay below, but...I do admit, our civilisation does indeed LOOK very splendid - no animal kingdom can boast the kind of things we have managed to build and create - but at what cost? What have we destroyed in order to build and maintain our current level of civilisation?

Hammered

Author: Kirk Blows
Publisher: Plexus Publishing
ISBN: 0859658910
Category : Music
Languages : en
Pages : 291

Book Description
Features exclusive stories and encounters with some of the biggest names in rock and metal, including Guns N'Roses, Ozzy Osbourne, Kiss, Metallica, Motörhead, Queen, Sepultura, Alice Cooper, Judas Priest, Pearl Jam, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Fleetwood Mac & Iron Maiden. As one-time editor of Metal Hammer, rock scribe Kirk Blows became drawn into a world of exaggerated egos and hedonistic excess. Here, he presents a unique collection of adventures, anecdotes and close encounters with the world's most notorious rock stars, noisily exploring the stairways to heaven and highways to hell.

A Man Derailed

Author: Paul Holmes
Publisher: Chipmunkapublishing ltd
ISBN: 1847477046
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 103

Book Description
Description'A Cry for Help' is the follow-up to Stephen's very successful 'A Cry For Help' and continues his first book's theme highlighting the constant struggles of living with OCD. Stephen has a terrible fear, amongst others, of harming an elderly lady. Having to continually check that each and every elderly woman he passed in the street or came into everyday contact had not suffered at his hands. 'A Cry Forever' tackles how this obsession has altered Stephen's life, further periods in custody are discussed as are Stephen's experiences of forming relationships and starting a family hindered by ever-present obsessions. This is an honest and open book which can act as a beacon of hope for those suffering from this wildly misunderstood, yet life-changing illness.About the AuthorStephen Drake was born in Surrey in 1970 and was diagnosed with OCD in 1989, having spent periods in jail due to the condition. Further custody followed as stress heightened his obsessions. In 2006 Stephen wrote his first book entitled 'A Cry For Help' as a way of expressing his problems and changing his wayward course. 'A Cry For Ever' followed a year later, having been encouraged by benefits from his first book.