Toilet Roll Covers

Author: Pat Ashforth
Publisher: GMC Publications
ISBN: 9781861084996
Category : Crafts & Hobbies
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Has your toilet roll been left exposed to the elements too long? Give your bathroom a fabulous retro touch with the most iconic of bathroom accessories: the toilet roll cover! These 30 knitted and crocheted projects are great fun to make and show-off--you'll want to follow guests into the restroom just to see what their response is! There is a comprehensive techniques section to get you started, and each pattern is fully illustrated, so even absolute beginning stitchers will find it easy to create their own quirky works of art. The wonderful range of toilet paper-warming knitted novelties in this tongue-in-cheek guide include a Zig Zag Sweater, a cute little piggie, a tabby-striped kitty cat...even a little monkey going to his graduation, complete with tassel and robe.

Amigurumi Toilet Paper Covers

Author: Linda Wright
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780980092363
Category : Crafts & Hobbies
Languages : en
Pages : 96

Book Description
Stitch...stuff...and fancy up your bath tissue with amigurumi! Enjoy the fun of amigurumi-style crochet to create adorable toilet paper covers that are quick-and-easy to make...and cute-as-ever to display! More than 30 cheerful patterns are provided that children and adults alike will love. This whimsical collection includes farm animals, popular pets, dinosaurs, a monster and Sock Monkey; a cherry-topped cupcake, candle-topped cake, cup of coffee and sushi roll; a sunflower and a pot of violets. Holiday patterns include a Santa Hat, Jack O'Lantern and bunny. More surprises include an alien, robot and train. Amigurumi toilet paper covers are fun to make for yourself and perfect for gifts. These are beginner's level projects made mostly with the simple single crochet stitch. Color photos, stitch tutorials, amigurumi basics and full-size templates are included.

Toiletpaper. Ediz. Inglese

Author: Maurizio Cattelan
Publisher: Damiani
ISBN: 9788862082105
Category : Photography
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
'Toiletpaper' comprises startling photographs colliding commercial photography with twisted narrative tableaux and surrealistic imagery.

Wiped

Author: Ronald H. Blumer
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781489573865
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 208

Book Description
Black & White Edition How did people clean their rear ends before the invention of paper? The ancient Greeks used stones! Really! This rear-window view of the history of the world also details how the kings and queens of England and France wiped their royal asses? Not like you and I. What does Judaism, Islam and Buddhism have to say about this act? Surprisingly a lot. How did an ass-kisser -- that is, man who actually kissed his patron's ass -- almost become Pope. Who is the real father of toilet paper? You won't find the answer on the Internet. Why do most people in the world think that wiping with paper is disgusting? Is there a better way? This is the first book to present a fully-documented history of the act that every human being has done every day since the beginning of time.

It's My Birthday

Author: Helen Oxenbury
Publisher: Candlewick Press
ISBN: 0763649708
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 23

Book Description
The birthday child's animal friends bring ingredients and help make a birthday cake.

A History of Toilet Paper (and Other Potty Tools)

Author: Sophia Gholz
Publisher: Running Press Kids
ISBN: 0762475544
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 44

Book Description
In the beginning, potty time meant the great outdoors . . . People have been going potty since, well, since the beginning of people! Ever wonder what humans used before potties or paper? You might be surprised at the clever tools that humans came up with over the centuries. From the great outdoors to ceramic pots, bum brushes and bidets, prepare for an adventure as we explore the interesting and sometimes shocking history of human potty practices! Award-winning children’s author Sophia Gholz and illustrator Xiana Teimoy team up to put a humorous spin on the fun and fascinating facts surrounding the history of toilet paper (and other potty tools) in this delightful book.

Everybody, Always

Author: Bob Goff
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
ISBN: 0718078179
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 241

Book Description
What if we stopped avoiding the difficult people in our lives and committed to simply loving everybody? What happens when we give away love like we're made of it? In Everybody, Always, Bob Goff's joyful New York Times bestselling follow-up to Love Does, you'll discover the secret to living without fear, constraint, or worry. Bob teaches us that the path toward the outsized, unfettered, liberated existence we all long for is found in one simple truth: love people, even the difficult ones, without distinction and without limits. In Everybody, Always, Bob shows us the simple truths about life that have the power to shift our mindset forever: Jesus uses our blind spots to reveal himself to us It's easy to love kind, lovely, humble people, but you have to tackle fear in order to love people who are difficult What we do with our love will become the conversations we have with God Dark and scary places are filled with beautiful people who need our unconditional love Extravagant love has extraordinary power to change lives, including our own Driven by Bob's trademark storytelling, this book reveals the wisdom Bob learned--often the hard way--about what it means to love without inhibition, insecurity, or restriction. From finding the right friends to discovering the upside of failure, Everybody, Always points the way to embodying love by doing the unexpected, the intimidating, the seemingly impossible. Whether losing his shoes while skydiving solo or befriending a Ugandan witch doctor, Bob steps into life with a no-limits embrace of others that is as infectious as it is extraordinarily ordinary. Everybody, Always reveals how we can do the same.

Clean My Space

Author: Melissa Maker
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0735214670
Category : House & Home
Languages : en
Pages : 218

Book Description
The wildly popular YouTube star behind Clean My Space presents the breakthrough solution to cleaning better with less effort Melissa Maker is beloved by fans all over the world for her completely re-engineered approach to cleaning. As the dynamic new authority on home and living, Melissa knows that to invest any of our precious time in cleaning, we need to see big, long-lasting results. So, she developed her method to help us get the most out of our effort and keep our homes fresh and welcoming every day. In her long-awaited debut book, she shares her revolutionary 3-step solution: • Identify the most important areas (MIAs) in your home that need attention • Select the proper products, tools, and techniques (PTT) for the job • Implement these new cleaning routines so that they stick Clean My Space takes the chore out of cleaning with Melissa’s incredible tips and cleaning hacks (the power of pretreating!) her lightning fast 5-10 minute “express clean” routines for every room when time is tightest, and her techniques for cleaning even the most daunting places and spaces. And a big bonus: Melissa gives guidance on the best non-toxic, eco-conscious cleaning products and offers natural cleaning solution recipes you can make at home using essential oils to soothe and refresh. With Melissa’s simple groundbreaking method you can truly live in a cleaner, more cheerful, and calming home all the time.

Uncommon Crochet

Author: Julie Armstrong Holetz
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
ISBN: 1607744570
Category : Crafts & Hobbies
Languages : en
Pages : 170

Book Description
In Uncommon Crochet, designer Julie Armstrong Holetz applies new ideas and unconventional materials--like wire, raffia, jute, sisal, recycled belts, fabric strips, and felted beads--to twenty-five patterns for bins, baskets, totes, handbags, clutches, jewelry, and more. Step-by-step instructions, detailed how-to photographs, and essential advice about creativity, design, and experimentation encourage you to play with fiber, add funky embellishments, and use your creative spirit to customize any pattern--even the ones in this book! From practical containers like Red's Goodie Basket (a stylish home for your WIP--works in progress) and Vintage Satchel (a sturdy retro messenger bag) to just plain fun projects like Petite Fleur Vases (tiny bud vases that hold water) and Sushi (crocheted California rolls, anyone?), Uncommon Crochet offers fresh twists on old-school techniques that turn simple projects into gift-worthy creations.

Oh Crap! Potty Training

Author: Jamie Glowacki
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1501122991
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 186

Book Description
From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.