Author: Speedy Publishing LLC
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781681275840
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 50
Book Description
A protruding posterior is considered attractive by guys for a variety of reasons. Primarily, evolution programmed men to prefer women with wide child-rearing hips, and a big butt represents this ideal mating quality. Plumpness also signifies youthfulness, which is a trait that males prefer. Finally, everyone likes something to hold onto during sex, and a little spanking never hurt either.
The Little Book of Butts
Author: Dian Hanson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9783836545198
Category : Photography
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
This devoted compendium to the female derriere packs a whole lot of big bootyinto one petite treat of a book featuring more than 150 images of the biggestand best rears. It's one irresistible ode to voluptuous curves from the 1950sto today.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9783836545198
Category : Photography
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
This devoted compendium to the female derriere packs a whole lot of big bootyinto one petite treat of a book featuring more than 150 images of the biggestand best rears. It's one irresistible ode to voluptuous curves from the 1950sto today.
The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big, Round Things
Author: Carolyn Mackler
Publisher: Candlewick Press
ISBN: 9780763619589
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 258
Book Description
Feeling like she does not fit in with the other members of her family, who are all thin, brilliant, and good-looking, fifteen-year-old Virginia Shreves tries to deal with her self-image, her first physical relationship, and her disillusionment with some of the people closest to her. 10,000 first printing.
Publisher: Candlewick Press
ISBN: 9780763619589
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 258
Book Description
Feeling like she does not fit in with the other members of her family, who are all thin, brilliant, and good-looking, fifteen-year-old Virginia Shreves tries to deal with her self-image, her first physical relationship, and her disillusionment with some of the people closest to her. 10,000 first printing.
I Love You with All My Butt!
Author: Martin Bruckner
Publisher: Workman Publishing
ISBN: 0761189149
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 231
Book Description
We just can’t get enough of the funny stuff kids say. We share our own children’s gems with friends and family. If we’re smart, we write down these scraps of accidental poetry. And we turn them into books. Martin Bruckner is an artist and father who not only recorded the sayings of his daughter, Harper, but used each as the inspiration for a work of art. After posting them on social media, Bruckner became the artist that other parents sought out to transform their own children’s funny words into artwork. Collected here are 100 mini-posters of pure delight, a marriage of the children’s surprising wisdom and the artist’s nimble style, plus the occasional backstory that amplifies both. Every parent will recognize the spirited declarations of personality—“I’m training to be a wolf.” The endearing mangling of language—“Mommy, I don’t need your mouth to talk to me right now.” The creative mixing of metaphors—“I need a tissue to wipe my feelings.” Those precious, heartbreaking outbursts without guile or filters—“I only love you at the toy store.” Illustrated with sweetness and whimsy, each is a window into the irresistible innocence of childhood, even if the sentiment is “Dad, please wipe the bum of this beautiful princess.”
Publisher: Workman Publishing
ISBN: 0761189149
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 231
Book Description
We just can’t get enough of the funny stuff kids say. We share our own children’s gems with friends and family. If we’re smart, we write down these scraps of accidental poetry. And we turn them into books. Martin Bruckner is an artist and father who not only recorded the sayings of his daughter, Harper, but used each as the inspiration for a work of art. After posting them on social media, Bruckner became the artist that other parents sought out to transform their own children’s funny words into artwork. Collected here are 100 mini-posters of pure delight, a marriage of the children’s surprising wisdom and the artist’s nimble style, plus the occasional backstory that amplifies both. Every parent will recognize the spirited declarations of personality—“I’m training to be a wolf.” The endearing mangling of language—“Mommy, I don’t need your mouth to talk to me right now.” The creative mixing of metaphors—“I need a tissue to wipe my feelings.” Those precious, heartbreaking outbursts without guile or filters—“I only love you at the toy store.” Illustrated with sweetness and whimsy, each is a window into the irresistible innocence of childhood, even if the sentiment is “Dad, please wipe the bum of this beautiful princess.”
The Little Book of Pussy
Author: Dian Hanson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9783836545174
Category : Photography
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Welcome to The Little Book of Pussy, a petite little kitten that puts those up-close-and-personal pictures in proper perspective. Through 100 years of photos, we trace the exhibitionistic pleasure with which models present their feminine pulchritude.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9783836545174
Category : Photography
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Welcome to The Little Book of Pussy, a petite little kitten that puts those up-close-and-personal pictures in proper perspective. Through 100 years of photos, we trace the exhibitionistic pleasure with which models present their feminine pulchritude.
I Broke My Butt!
Author: Dawn McMillan
Publisher: Courier Dover Publications
ISBN: 0486844234
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!
Publisher: Courier Dover Publications
ISBN: 0486844234
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!
I need a new bum
Author: Dawn McMillan
Publisher: Oratia Media Ltd
ISBN: 1877514578
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.
Publisher: Oratia Media Ltd
ISBN: 1877514578
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.
Shipwrecks, Monsters, and Mysteries of the Great Lakes
Author: Ed Butts
Publisher: Tundra Books
ISBN: 1770492593
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 90
Book Description
In 1679, a French ship called the Griffon left Green Bay on Lake Michigan, bound for Niagara with a cargo of furs. Neither the Griffon nor the five-man crew was ever seen again. Though the Griffon’s fate remains a mystery, its disappearance was probably the result of the first shipwreck on a Great Lake. Since then, more than six thousand vessels, large and small, have met tragic ends on the Great Lakes. For many years, saltwater mariners scoffed at the freshwater sailors of the Great Lakes, “puddles” compared to the vast oceans. But those who actually worked on the Great Lakes ships knew differently. Shoals and reefs, uncharted rocks, and sandbars could snare a ship or rip open a hull. Unpredictable winds could capsize a vessel at any moment. A ship caught in a storm had much less room to maneuver than did one at sea. The wreckage of ships and the bones of the people who sail them litter the bottoms of the five lakes: Ontario, Erie, Huron, Michigan, and Superior. Ed Butts has gathered stories and lake lore in this fascinating, frightening volume. For anyone living on the shores of the Great Lakes, these tales will inspire a new interest and respect for their storied past.
Publisher: Tundra Books
ISBN: 1770492593
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 90
Book Description
In 1679, a French ship called the Griffon left Green Bay on Lake Michigan, bound for Niagara with a cargo of furs. Neither the Griffon nor the five-man crew was ever seen again. Though the Griffon’s fate remains a mystery, its disappearance was probably the result of the first shipwreck on a Great Lake. Since then, more than six thousand vessels, large and small, have met tragic ends on the Great Lakes. For many years, saltwater mariners scoffed at the freshwater sailors of the Great Lakes, “puddles” compared to the vast oceans. But those who actually worked on the Great Lakes ships knew differently. Shoals and reefs, uncharted rocks, and sandbars could snare a ship or rip open a hull. Unpredictable winds could capsize a vessel at any moment. A ship caught in a storm had much less room to maneuver than did one at sea. The wreckage of ships and the bones of the people who sail them litter the bottoms of the five lakes: Ontario, Erie, Huron, Michigan, and Superior. Ed Butts has gathered stories and lake lore in this fascinating, frightening volume. For anyone living on the shores of the Great Lakes, these tales will inspire a new interest and respect for their storied past.
The Little Book of Big Corgi Butts
Author: Zoey Acoff
Publisher: Abrams
ISBN: 1647002974
Category : Games & Activities
Languages : en
Pages : 277
Book Description
An illustrated activity book featuring the adorable, fluffy corgi bum What’s floofy, boopy, splooty, and driving people wild? Corgi butts. Corgis have been breaking the Internet with their heart-shaped bottoms and woeful glances since the dawn of online. Now, finally, The Little Book of Big Corgi Butts will be the first-ever illustrated ode to the world’s favorite dog booty. Part activity book, part homage, this book is a delightful dose of much-needed comfort and cuteness. The Little Book of Big Corgi Butts offers all the charming, escapist fun that anxious adults need today, as well as a stress-relieving, hands-on experience anyone can enjoy. With activities and coloring pages, this book offers Corgi Crosswords, how-tos for drawing derpy pups, amusing word searches, and more. Irresistibly adorable, The Little Book of Big Corgi Butts is primed to be the must-have gift book of the season for pet lovers and anyone who could use more smiles and soft tushies in their life.
Publisher: Abrams
ISBN: 1647002974
Category : Games & Activities
Languages : en
Pages : 277
Book Description
An illustrated activity book featuring the adorable, fluffy corgi bum What’s floofy, boopy, splooty, and driving people wild? Corgi butts. Corgis have been breaking the Internet with their heart-shaped bottoms and woeful glances since the dawn of online. Now, finally, The Little Book of Big Corgi Butts will be the first-ever illustrated ode to the world’s favorite dog booty. Part activity book, part homage, this book is a delightful dose of much-needed comfort and cuteness. The Little Book of Big Corgi Butts offers all the charming, escapist fun that anxious adults need today, as well as a stress-relieving, hands-on experience anyone can enjoy. With activities and coloring pages, this book offers Corgi Crosswords, how-tos for drawing derpy pups, amusing word searches, and more. Irresistibly adorable, The Little Book of Big Corgi Butts is primed to be the must-have gift book of the season for pet lovers and anyone who could use more smiles and soft tushies in their life.
Whose Baby Butt?
Author: Stan Tekiela
Publisher: Adventure Publications
ISBN: 164755229X
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 91
Book Description
Laugh while you learn about baby animals. From fuzzy to feathery, baby animal butts are the silliest sights in nature. This hilarious book is the perfect companion to Whose Butt?, an acclaimed picture book by award-winning wildlife photographer Stan Tekiela. Readers are shown a baby animal’s behind and asked to guess, “Whose baby butt is this?” Then it’s time to turn the page and discover the answer! Features: Interactive text Sensational photographs Whose Baby Butt? will have kids laughing out loud as they’re introduced to a new variety of North American critters.
Publisher: Adventure Publications
ISBN: 164755229X
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 91
Book Description
Laugh while you learn about baby animals. From fuzzy to feathery, baby animal butts are the silliest sights in nature. This hilarious book is the perfect companion to Whose Butt?, an acclaimed picture book by award-winning wildlife photographer Stan Tekiela. Readers are shown a baby animal’s behind and asked to guess, “Whose baby butt is this?” Then it’s time to turn the page and discover the answer! Features: Interactive text Sensational photographs Whose Baby Butt? will have kids laughing out loud as they’re introduced to a new variety of North American critters.