The Baby Owner's Manual

Author: Louis Borgenicht M.D.
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1594746095
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 258

Book Description
At last! A beginner's guide to newborn baby technology, complete with step-by-step instructions, FAQs, and schematics, from a board-certified pediatrician and his son (an older model). Congratulations—you’ve just acquired one of life’s biggest technological marvels: a newborn baby! New owners have so many questions: How do I handle sleep malfunctions? When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing? What transportation accessories do I need? New users will get plenty of useful advice on: PREPARATION AND HOME INSTALLATION: How to store your baby properly GENERAL CARE: Effective techniques for handling, holding, and comforting the baby FEEDING: An in-depth guide to your baby’s power supply, from breastfeeding to solid food PROGRAMMING SLEEP MODE: How to Configure baby’s sleeping area and manage issues such as overstimulation GENERAL MAINTENANCE: Keep that new baby smell fresh with tips on sanitation and care, such as diaper installation and cleaning GROWTH AND DEVELOPMENT: Perform user testing on baby’s reflexes, note and track milestones, plus advanced motor and sensory skills SAFETY AND EMERGENCY MAINTENANCE: Monitor baby’s health, tackle childproofing, learn life-saving procedures, plus get fixes for minor issues such as cradle cap and diaper rash Whatever your concerns, celebrated pediatrician Dr. Louis Borgenight and his son, Joe Borgenicht, provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of childcare.

The Baby Owner's Manual

Author: Louis Borgenicht
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 9781931686235
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 232

Book Description
As every parent knows, infant technology isn't quite user-friendly, and first-timers have plenty of frequently asked questions: How does one get the baby to sleep through the night? What is the recommended way to swaddle a baby? When is it necessary to bring a baby to a physician for servicing?The Baby Owner's Manual has the answers. With step-by-step instructions, helpful schematic diagrams, trouble-shooting tips and advice on lifelong maintenance, this manual skips the warm-and-fuzzy illustrations and cuts right to the dirty diapers.

Baby Owner's Manual

Author: Steve Bedwell
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1921878444
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Step-by-step instructions on how to connect to crystals' healing energies and powerful medicine Bringing a fresh, new approach to the world of crystals, this interactive book encourages readers to become actively involved in the process and experience the crystal energy for themselves. It lists all the popular crystals, and each is accompanied by a color photograph and instructions on how to connect with that crystal. The book also offers blank sections for recording this experience. It provides many case studies and stories showing how crystals have assisted in healing on a physical, emotional, mental, and spiritual level.

Baby Owner's Starter Kit

Author: Louis Borgenicht (M. D.)
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 9781594741753
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 232

Book Description
The Baby Owner's Starter Kit includes: - The Baby Owner's Manual - Growth Chart, with stickers for marking baby's progress - Diaper Changing Instructional Poster - Babysitter's Memo Pad - Decorative magnet

Operating Instructions

Author: Anne Lamott
Publisher: Anchor
ISBN: 0307761037
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 273

Book Description
NATIONAL BESTSELLER • The acclaimed author of Bird by Bird brings her brilliant combination of humor and warmth to a "smart, funny, and comforting" chronicle of single motherhood (Los Angeles Times Book Review). It’s not like she’s the only woman to ever have a baby. At thirty-five. On her own. But Anne Lamott makes it all fresh in her now-classic account of how she and her son and numerous friends and neighbors and some strangers survived and thrived in that all important first year. From finding out that her baby is a boy (and getting used to the idea) to finding out that her best friend and greatest supporter Pam will die of cancer (and not getting used to that idea), with a generous amount of wit and faith (but very little piousness), Lamott narrates the great and small events that make up a woman’s life. "Lamott is a wonderfully lithe writer .... Anyone who has ever had a hard time facing a perfectly ordinary day will identify." —Chicago Tribune

Your New Baby

Author: Martin Baxendale
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780951354216
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 32

Book Description

The Home Owner's Manual

Author: Dan Ramsey
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1594747733
Category : House & Home
Languages : en
Pages : 228

Book Description
At Last! A Beginner’s Guide to Home Technology Water stains on your ceiling. Dents and cracks in your drywall. Radiators that hiss and gurgle all night long. It’s enough to make you cry out, “Why doesn’t my house come with an owner’s manual?” And now—finally!—it does. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Home Owner’s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: What’s the best way to fix a leaky faucet? When should I have my chimney cleaned? How can I reset a circuit breaker without electrocuting myself? Whatever your concerns, you’ll find the answers here—courtesy of licensed building contractor Dan Ramsey, who has taught the basics of renovation to thousands of homeowners.

Bringing Baby Home

Author: Laura Zahn
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 164

Book Description
Zahn's sense of humor and clear directions make this a simple, enjoyable book to read. Real advice for the real world -- go buy it today. The Best Books for You & Your Baby. Benjamin Franklin and Midwest Book Achievement Award winner.

Haynes Explains Babies

Author: Boris Starling
Publisher: Haynes Publishing UK
ISBN: 9781785211027
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Written by bestselling author Boris Starling, Babies is one of the first titles in the brand new Haynes Explains series. A light-hearted and entertaining take on the classic workshop manual, it contains everything you'd expect to see including exploded views, flow charts, fault diagnosis and the odd wiring diagram. It takes the reader through all stages of baby ownership, giving them all the hints and tips needed to keep them running smoothly.

Fat

Author: Ragen Chastain
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780985667405
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 200

Book Description
This book is more than just the story of a fat woman who managed to win respect and National Championships in the thin-obsessed world of dance. It's more than just a trained researcher's examination of the evidence about weight and health. It's a book about living life in the body that you have now, and making decisions about what you want in the future, and how to get there. Whether you want to change your body, fight for size acceptance, just live your life, or understand and support your fat friends and family, this book provides the insights, aha moments, humor, and hard facts to help.