Farming Joke Book, The: A Collection of Agricultural Jokes, Amusing Stories and Anecdotes

Author: John Terry
Publisher: Fox Chapel Publishing
ISBN: 191215837X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 171

Book Description
The Farming Joke Book brings together around 500 jokes, amusing stories, and anecdotes about farmers, farm animals, and life on the farm in general. So, whether one has been farming for 'donkey's years' or is new to it, and whether these farming two-liners make the reader laugh, cry, or just groan out loud, there will definitely be something in this collection that will tickle anyone's farming funny bones. Divided into 16 categories, and with 32 specially commissioned illustrations by Rory Walker, this pocket sized book will provide hours of enjoyment and is the perfect tool for the farmer wanting to entertain friends, family, and colleagues, no matter his or her age. [Subject: Humor, Agriculture]

The Fun on the Farm Joke Book

Author: Sean Connolly
Publisher: Arcturus Publishing
ISBN: 1838578641
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 62

Book Description
Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter? A: A lawn mooer! This egg-celent collection of 140 farmyard jokes will tickle your funny bone with its incredible puns, one-liners and more! Illustrated with hilarious cartoons, Fun on the Farm Joke Book will provide young readers with hours of entertainment. ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.

Jokes for Farmers

Author: Chester Croker
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781794551855
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 40

Book Description
If you're looking for farmer jokes and funny farming jokes you've certainly come to the right place. You are going to have lots of fun with this hilarious farmers joke book. Your brain definitely has to be wired in a certain type of way to be a farmer and work the hours that you do and you will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of these farming jokes and puns. This book is brand new for 2019, and you will find many farming jokes and puns you have not "herd" before. This bumper collection of the very best farmers jokes and puns would make a great gift for any young farmer or old framer you know who enjoys a laugh.. The book will have you laughing all the way home.

The Funny Farm

Author: Michael Dahl
Publisher: Capstone
ISBN: 1404863699
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 42

Book Description
A collection of jokes about animals.

The Fun on the Farm Joke Book

Author: Sean Connolly
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781615336555
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

Book Description

The Best Ever Book of Farmer Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781477609521
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Farmer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Farmer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Farmer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Farmer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Farmer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Farmers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Farmer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Farmer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Farmer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Farmers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Farming Is a Funny Business

Author:
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780992809010
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 132

Book Description

The a to Z Farm Joke Book

Author:
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781684643240
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 64

Book Description
The laughs never stop with the A to Z Joke Books! From acorn to zebra, these hilarious one-liners will drive readers hog wild!

Funny Farm Joke Book

Author:
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780439743822
Category : Wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 124

Book Description
These jokes may be hazardous to your bad mood. Read with caution. -- Amazon.com.

Laughs & Giggles

Author: G Nyla Phillips
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781070909004
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 42

Book Description
This little illustrated book of Funny Farm Jokes has been carefully created with young children in mind. Laugh out loud about silly cows, goats, pigs, chickens and ducks. These jokes are clean, kind, without bias, and hilariously funny! Kids love jokes and they'll love having these silly jokes to share with their friends. This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. The very last page has a bonus joke! For the Q&A riddle jokes, the questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. Q: Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up? A: At the quack of dawn! Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that's in a baaaaad moooood. Look inside to see more jokes! About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create resources for teachers. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!