How Much Poo Does an Elephant Do?

Author: Mitchell Symons
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 1448121639
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 322

Book Description
Let Mitchell Symons be your guide into the weird and wonderful world of trivia. Camels are born without humps. Walt Disney, creator of Mickey Mouse, was scared of mice. Only 30% of humans can flare their nostrils A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink And an elephant produces an eye-wateringly pongy 20 kilos of dung a day!

What Do They Do with All That Poo?

Author: Jane Kurtz
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1481479873
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40

Book Description
Find out what happens to all of the poo at the zoo in this funny and factual picture book! There are so many different kinds of animals at the zoo, and they each make lots and lots (and sometimes LOTS!) of poo. So what do zoos do with all of that poo? This zany, fact-filled romp explores zoo poo, from cube-shaped wombat poo to white hyena scat, and all of the places it ends up, including in science labs and elephant-poo paper—even backyard gardens!

Who Scoops Elephant Poo?

Author: Margie Markarian
Publisher: Capstone Classroom
ISBN: 1410938581
Category : Animal specialists
Languages : en
Pages : 34

Book Description
This book presents the variety of fascinating jobs found at a zoo, from zookeepers to animal handlers.

Everyone Poops

Author: Taro Gomi
Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC
ISBN: 1797203541
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 37

Book Description
The beloved, bestselling potty-training classic, now re-released for a new generation! An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop. Everyone eats, so of course: everyone poops! Taro Gomi's classic, go-to picture book for straight-talk on all things "number 2" is back, as fresh and funny as ever. • Both a matter-of-fact, educational guide and a hilarious romp through poop territory • Filled with timeless OMG moments for both kids and adults • Colorful and content-rich picture book The concept of going to the bathroom is made concrete through this illustrated narrative that is both verbally and visually engaging. Everyone Poops is just right for potty-training and everyday reading with smart, curious readers. • Perfect for children ages 0 to 3 years old • Equal parts educational and entertaining, this makes a great book for parents and grandparents who are potty-training their toddler. • You'll love this book if you love books like P is for Potty! (Sesame Street) by Naomi Kleinberg, Potty by Leslie Patricelli, The Potty Train by David Hochman and Ruth Kennison.

What's Your Poo Telling You?

Author: Josh Richman
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811857826
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 102

Book Description
"With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)

Kama Pootra

Author: Daniel Cole Young
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1402237227
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 128

Book Description
52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two. Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.

Things to Do While You Poo on the Loo

Author: Alex Smart
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781699369135
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 48

Book Description
Fun activity book with silly things to do whilst in the bathroom including: fart jokes word finder dingbats sudoku mazes dot to dot M.A.S.H game words games finish the doodle poop checklist Pocket size book to use in the bathroom whilst you're waiting for things to happen! Buy this as a white elephant gag gift, for a secret santa present or as a stocking stuffer for a teenage boy.

Whose Poop Is That?

Author: Darrin Lunde
Publisher: Triangle Interactive, Inc.
ISBN: 1684447062
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 37

Book Description
Read Along or Enhanced eBook: Poop! Ewwww! No, don’t say “Ewwww.” Ask, “Whose poop is that?” This simple, and yes, charming book asks this question about seven examples of animal poop. By investigating visual clues, young readers can learn to identify the animal through its droppings. For instance, find a sample of poop with bits of bone and tufts of hair. Turn the page to learn it came from a fox! Kelsey Oseid’s illustrations are both accurate and beautiful. Backmatter includes further information about the poop and what scientists can learn from an animal’s droppings. From the Hardcover edition.

How to Poo at Work

Author: Mats
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101565586
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 181

Book Description
The perfect gag gift for anyone who appreciates a little toilet humor! Don't let number 2 stop you from being number 1 on the job. Face the facts. You poop every day-more or less-but making a misstep when you've got to go at the office could land you in some serious doo-doo. How to Poo at Work is the ultimate guide to handling a range of potentially awkward situations, including what to do when: • The boss is in the next stall • The toilet gets clogged • A colleague follows you into the bathroom • There's no toilet paper Flush with useful diagrams, this handy book can save your career from going down the toilet.

Why Do Farts Smell Like Rotten Eggs?

Author: Mitchell Symons
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 140909605X
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 350

Book Description
EVER WONDERED . . . Why we burp? What a wotsit is? Whether lemmings really jump off cliffs? Why vomit always contains carrots? And why do farts smell like rotten eggs? No subject is too strange and no trivia too tough for Mitchell Symons, who has the answer to these crazy questions, and many more.