The Horse Lover's Joke Book

Author: Suzan St. Maur
Publisher: Kenilworth Press
ISBN: 9781872119397
Category : English wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Canadian born Suzan St Maur has lived in the UK since childhood. After an early career start in journalism on a local newspaper, she transferred her allegiances to advertising and later became a highly successful scriptwriter in business television and live events. Today she writes prolifically across most media for a wide variety of business communication purposes. She has also written several published books on consumer and business topics.

A Horse Named Funny Cide

Author: Funny Cide Team
Publisher: Putnam Publishing Group
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40

Book Description
When Funny Cide was born, not too many people noticed. He seemed too small for a racehorse, especially one who could win the biggest race of all-the Kentucky Derby. But like any race, once the Derby starts any horse can win. With the love and support of an old-time trainer, a down-on-his-luck jockey, and a group of high school buddies who bought Funny Cide just for fun, the little horse grew into a powerhouse thoroughbred. And on Derby day, it was Funny Cide who sailed across the finish line first. Funny Cide's courageous run won him a nation of fans and the Eclipse Award for Horse of the Year. With Barry Moser's breathtaking illustrations bringing his story to life, A Horse Named Funny Cide is the perfect book for horse lovers of all ages.

Chicken Soup for the Horse Lover's Soul

Author: Jack Canfield
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1453279024
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 326

Book Description
Chicken Soup for the Horse Lover's Soul is filled with inspiring stories of rescue and rehabilitation, heartbreaking losses, dedication and commitment, and positive messages of responsibility and unconditional love.

Horse Girl

Author: Carrie Seim
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0593095480
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 241

Book Description
Mean Girls meets Black Beauty in Horse Girl by celebrated author Carrie Seim--a funny and tender middle-grade novel about finding your forever herd. "This book is funny and exciting. Beautifully portrays both the pleasures and risks of riding horses and also of being a teen. Very original, and a great pleasure to read."--Jane Smiley, Pulitzer Prize-winning author Wills is a seventh grader who's head-over-hoof for horses, and beyond excited when she gets the chance to start training at the prestigious Oakwood Riding Academy. But Amara--the Queen of the #HorseGirls--and her posse aren't going to let the certifiably dork-tagious Wills trot her way into their club so easily. Between learning the reins of horse riding, dealing with her Air Force pilot mom being stationed thousands of miles from home, and keeping it together in front of (gasp!) Horse Boys, Wills learns that becoming a part of the #HorseGirl world isn't easy. But with her rescue horse, Clyde, at her side, it sure will be fun. Complete with comedic, original hoof notes to acquaint the less equestrian among us, Horse Girl delivers everything a young readers wants: mean girls, boy problems, and embarrassingly goofy dad jokes. And it does so on the back of a pony.

Hold Your Horses

Author: Bonnie Timmons
Publisher: Workman Publishing
ISBN: 9780761115366
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 132

Book Description
Written and illustrated by Timmons, the award-winning artist from NBCUs "Caroline in the City, Hold Your Horses" is full of irresistible pleasure and unexpected horse sense. Full color.

The Truth about Horses, Friends, & My Life as a Coward

Author: Sarah P. Gibson
Publisher: Marshall Cavendish
ISBN: 9780761454595
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 164

Book Description
A hilarious first-person novel about growing up with horses

Chicken Soup for the Horse Lover's Soul II

Author: Jack Canfield
Publisher: Backlist, LLC - a unit of Chicken Soup of the Soul Publishing LLC
ISBN: 9781623610388
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
This follow-up to the surprise hit, Chicken Soup for the Horse Lover's Soul, brings to the page the adoration we have for our horses with inspiring, funny and tender stories.

From the Horse's Mouth

Author: Gayle Carline
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781943654086
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

Book Description
"When I was a young horse, I thought if I wasn't always good, I could at least be useful. Then I broke my leg." When Snoopy was three years old, he won the 2007 Pacific Coast Quarter Horse Association Trail Futurity. His trainer and his owner had his career mapped out--he would be campaigned around the circuit and qualify to be invited to the AQHA World Show. Then in 2008, Snoopy broke his left hind sesamoid, a small bone in the leg. This injury can mean anything from surgery to euthanasia. Surgery didn't guarantee he could be ridden again, much less shown. In the tradition of Black Beauty, this is Snoopy's own story, told from his special point of view. He tells of his youth, his training, his injury, and his long fight to return to the show arena, to prove he's the same horse he always was, only different.

An Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Roblox

Author: Brian Boone
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510776044
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 187

Book Description
Laugh your Roblox off with eight hundred all-new side-splitters! Level up your comedy cred as you level up your gaming! An Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Roblox is the brand-new, illustrated chuckle-fest for any true fan of Roblox. Adopt these hilarious puns and one-liners as your own, find your Laughtopia of knock-knocks and hysterical one-liners, and start OOFing of happiness whenever you rattle off these clever jokes about the Roblox worlds and characters. Giggle your way to Jokehaven with the silliest and wildest jokes you can spout off to all your favorite blockheads! Inside you will find jokes such as: What’s the highest point in Roblox? Up on the r-OOF. Where’s a good place to invest Robux? In the block market. You’re a really great Roblox player. But don’t get a big head about it or anything. What happened when the Roblox builder didn’t use enough supports? She was on the brick of disaster! What insult do Roblox players take as a compliment? Blockhead! For kids ages eight and up, this is the perfect book to have by your side at home, at school, or while gaming! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family. Have even more fun with the silly illustrations throughout!

Wedding Speeches For Women

Author: Suzan St Maur
Publisher: Robinson
ISBN: 1472142039
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 236

Book Description
More and more women are giving speeches at weddings today - even within the most traditional of cultures. And it's not just a case of "saying a few words." Whether you're the bride, bridesmaid, mother, grandmother, sister, friend or colleague, you want your speech to be meaningful and memorable, something everyone present will cherish forever. Wedding Speeches For Women is any woman's complete handbook to devising and presenting a wedding speech to remember. In it, you'll find all you need to know about how to: - Understand where your speech fits into the day - Prepare and write your speech - Make it work for you, not just the audience - Choose content that's perfect for the occasion and individuals - Pick a speech structure and approach from a selection of ideas - Choose from a wide range of joke concepts - Find good, poignant quotations - Select or even write a poem for the occasion - Overcome nervousness or "stage fright" - Benefit from professionals' presentation tips and tricks