How to Poo at Work

Author: Mats
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101565586
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 181

Book Description
The perfect gag gift for anyone who appreciates a little toilet humor! Don't let number 2 stop you from being number 1 on the job. Face the facts. You poop every day-more or less-but making a misstep when you've got to go at the office could land you in some serious doo-doo. How to Poo at Work is the ultimate guide to handling a range of potentially awkward situations, including what to do when: • The boss is in the next stall • The toilet gets clogged • A colleague follows you into the bathroom • There's no toilet paper Flush with useful diagrams, this handy book can save your career from going down the toilet.

What's Your Poo Telling You?

Author: Josh Richman
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811857826
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 102

Book Description
"With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)

How to Poo at Work

Author: Mats
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101565586
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 181

How to Poo on a Date

Author: Mats
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781853757822
Category : Dating (Social customs)
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
English miscellaneous writings.

How to Poo on Holiday

Author: Mats
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781853758119
Category : Defecation
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Thanks to Mats & Enzo you know How to Poo at Work--what about when you are farther afield? Abroad is far away and mysterious and famous for toilet confusion--so this incredibly useful little book will be a godsend as you wonder how to ask Loïc for the prevezioù or Jesus for the banheiro or as you struggle to flush Tokyo's finest electro-loo. It explains the golden rules for relieving yourself abroad, and gives useful lists detailing how to find and use a variety of exotic and eccentric bathroom appliances in many far-off lands. Also included are details of unspoken toilet etiquette that may just save your bladder in a toilet emergency. This book is filled with fun advice and real-life situations, and you'd be crazy to go to the bathroom on vacation without it.

Things to Do While You Poo on the Loo

Author: Alex Smart
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781699369135
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 48

Book Description
Fun activity book with silly things to do whilst in the bathroom including: fart jokes word finder dingbats sudoku mazes dot to dot M.A.S.H game words games finish the doodle poop checklist Pocket size book to use in the bathroom whilst you're waiting for things to happen! Buy this as a white elephant gag gift, for a secret santa present or as a stocking stuffer for a teenage boy.

Poo in the Zoo

Author: Steve Smallman
Publisher: Tiger Tales
ISBN: 168010361X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34

Book Description
Bob McGrew, the head keeper at the zoo, loves his job -- except when he has to clean up the poo! One day, the iguana leaves behind something that catches the attention of the entire town -- and a poo museum owner -- and ends up making Bob's messy job a lot easier!

Poop Detectives

Author: Ginger Wadsworth
Publisher: Charlesbridge
ISBN: 1607347679
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 82

Book Description
How can dogs that sniff for excrement, urine, vomit, and mucus help protect animals from extinction? In the race to save endangered animals, finding solutions now is critical. Scat-detection dogs like Wicket, Tucker, and Orbee are conservation heroes and pioneers in a cutting-edge field of science. Canine detectives use their super sense of smell to locate the scat of target animals. From loose bear dung to gooey whale poop, scat can tell scientists valuable information about an animal’s sex, age, diet, and health—all without harming the animal or endangering the researcher.

A Day in the Life of a Poo, a Gnu, and You

Author: Mike Barfield
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 153446722X
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 132

Book Description
Packed with comics, diagrams, and “secret diaries,” this book is a wondrous, encyclopedic glance at a dizzying host of different things—from hearts to farts to coconuts—and makes a hilarious and informative guide for curious young readers. Join the hilarious exploration of “a day in the life” of nearly 100 things on Earth. Find out what exactly your tongue does all day long, how a Japanese knotweed destroys everything in its path, and why no two snowflakes are ever the same. From the gross and smelly to the beautiful and fascinating, this book is a treasure trove of entertaining information.

52 Things To Do While You Poo

Author: Hugh Jassburn
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781800079410
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
From the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this nostalgic and amusing mix of trivia, activities and puzzles will bring back the iconic vibe of the Swinging Sixties. Illustrated throughout in signature style, it's the perfect gift for those who lived through these glory days - or those who just wish they had.