The Best Ever Book of Notary Public Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781478273080
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Notary Public jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Notary Public Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Notary Public Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Notary Public joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Notary Public jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Notary Publics wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Notary Public and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Notary Public brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Notary Public who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Notary Publics laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Bookkeeper Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781468179217
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Bookkeeper jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bookkeeper Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Bookkeeper Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Bookkeeper joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Bookkeeper jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Bookkeepers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Bookkeeper and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Bookkeeper brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Bookkeeper who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Bookkeepers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Notary Publics

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781484863619
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Notary Publics is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Notary Publics appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Notary Public knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Notary Public, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Notary Publics. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

The Best Ever Book of Barista Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781468179194
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Barista jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Barista Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Barista Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Barista joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Barista jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Baristas wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Barista and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Barista brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Barista who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Baristas laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The Punniest Joke Book Ever

Author: Chester Croker
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Chester Croker treats us to a massive book of punny one-liners, wonderful word play, razor sharp gags and dad jokes you will laugh at. Here is a sample of the 500 funny puntastic gags within the book: - I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey, but I turned myself around. The annual shoemakers convention was a load of old cobblers. I'm mourning the loss of my pet hamster. Tragically he died at the wheel. I wonder if midgets start a story with, "When I was little." My friend with a lisp has passed away. He'll be miffed. I was once in a band called 'The Radiators'; we were a warm up act. My satnav told me to turn around. Now I can't see where I'm going. Someone has stolen my dictionary. I'm lost for words.These are just some of the punniest jokes ever and with over 100 pages and 500 jokes, you'll be chuckling for weeks.This is a huge collection of original one-liners, puns and dad jokes engineered to make you chuckle. It is packed with razor-sharp wordplay with many puntastic funny gags to keep you amused. Jokes and riddles, puns and wordplay and stunning one-liners that make for humour for children and humour for adults alike. This hilarious joke book makes an ideal gift for someone you know who has a good sense of humour. Alternatively, treat yourself -either way - buy this book now.

Jokes, Riddles and Wisdom

Author: Roger Kuder
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 1583486992
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 130

Book Description
If you have seen other joke and riddle books that called themselves the "best" or the "greatest," but were disappointed because they did not deliver, then fear not. This is the best of the best. The cream of the crop. Read it for laughs. You won't be disappointed. Jokes and riddles that are to the point, without unnecessary embellishment. Also included is a third section on wisdom, which will give to you more joy and happiness. Learn how anyone can become happy, healthy and wealthy in all aspects of life. Learn too how to get along with others. You can even learn how to find and keep the great love of your life. It's all there for you in the best collection ever.

The Best Ever Book of Republican Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781468078565
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of republican jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Republican Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of republican jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one republican joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many republican jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do republicans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An republican and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The republican turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the republican.The republican's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the republican who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do republicans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The Best Ever Book of Sheriff Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781478119586
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Sheriff jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Sheriff Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Sheriff Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Sheriff joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Sheriff jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Sheriffs wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Sheriff and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Sheriff brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Sheriff who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Sheriffs laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Car Salesman Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781469919133
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Car Salesman jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Car Salesman Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Car Salesman Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Car Salesman joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Car Salesman jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Car Salesman wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Car salesman and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Car salesman brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Car Salesman who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Car Salesman laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The Best Ever Book of Tea Party Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781468078640
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Tea Party jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Tea Party Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of tea party jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one tea party joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many Tea Party jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do Tea Partiers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A Tea Partier and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Tea party turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the Tea Partier.The Tea Partier's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the Tea Partier who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do Tea Partiers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.